How have the farms changed you?

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It told me to never jar, and that there's someone who hates Barney so much he started a Jihad against anyone who watches it.

 

[Loxiozzz]

It taught me to stop being so afraid to mess up. It could be worse.

It also taught me that having so many snarky people in one place can really bring out the sperg in some people. Its lovely.

 

[Zeorus]

The Farms fed my love of horrible movies and introduced me to Call of Cthulhu.

 

[Skeletor]

I learned how to use "fig" as a verb.

 

[JergenFish]

It made me realize that I am a depraved individual that thrives on the issues of others. No one I know in real life wants to hear about any of the cows.

 

[Cosmos]

1. I'm not as sensitive as I used to be (I've been gradually thickening my skin over the past couple years and the Farms have helped a lot)
2. I don't feel as hesitant to post about my opinions and true feelings. Before coming here I spent most of my time on Tumblr, where I constantly had to be on guard and censored myself out of fear of being attacked. It feels so great to be able to say what I want and the worst case scenario is getting a "Dumb" rating.
3. I've picked up a lot of lingo that I can't use in polite conversation, such as "sperg/y," "autist," loveshy/incel," etc.
4. I don't take idiots, especially SJWs, as seriously as I used to. Before they frustrated me but now I enjoy mocking them.

Overall, a very positive experience.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

this place showed me that there will always, without fail, be someone on the internet worse then you.

you are a lolcow, my friend. if you somehow think that you are superior to most of the people we discuss you are fucking deluding yourself. Christian Weston Chandler might have humped a blowup doll while moaning JULAY and drank his own semen but at least he didn't like the idea of fucking dogs.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

I learned that pants-shitting autists can laugh at pants-shitting autists.

That is mean-spirited and inaccurate. Not every Kiwi shits their pants.

 

[Joan Nyan]

I now understand the meaning of life thanks to the GOD=7_4 theory.

 

[GS 281]

That is mean-spirited and inaccurate. Not every Kiwi shits their pants.

We all do, admit it.

 

[2al]

It made me realize how wrong the SJW movement is.

 

[Abethedemon]

I've been using the words "autistic" and "spergy" more often.

 

[creamyfanta]

I came down with a bad case of autism and had to be hospitalized.

Also, I frequently get the hit song "I don't like PAB" stuck in my head.

 

[ShavedSheep]

I used ta be a innocent lil' playa before I came here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Now I can't stop mah dirty ass from spewin racial slurs n' kickin autistic people.

 

[Fallensaint]

I watch a lot more anime. I am not proud of this.

 

[skaytec]

It taught me a guide of how not to be.

 

[Pina Colada]

1) You guys taught me how to have a broader and snarkier sense of humor, especially with (most) lolcows who never learn better.

2) I was caught in the middle between the ongoing battles of SJW and shitlords (read: actually sane people) of Tumblrania, and I have now assimilated with the shitlord side.

3) Once you done goof'd around here, there are no second chances.

 

[Shokew]

What Kiwi Farms taught me (so far, of course).....

1) Being someone who reviews cartoons / anime is not something worth doing with any part of my life. At all. Thanks to you guys, I will not ever engage in such BS; I feel like a better person for it.

2) Don't be a ponyfag!

3) SJWs suck as much ass as politics in general, if not more! Making fun of them is more valuable.

4) Letting the world burn is a lot more fun than whining about everyone's suffering like some stupid SJW.

5) Shitposting is fun / stress-relieving.

 

[SJWs are cool]

it made me lose the very slight amount of faith I had left in humanity and thus contemplate suicide much more often

thanks guys idk where I would be without you <3

 

[Cubanodun]

What the farms taught me, a essay by me

1) I have learned all the strange things people can shove in their ass

2) trannies are crazy people

3) americans teenagers have a thing for imaginary friends and having tons and tons of sexualities are like badges of honor for them

4) croatia is a country

5) inhaling condoms can transform you in a chad

6) someone actually gave a damn about the wizard of oz

7) @Null is cultivating the next generation of cyber bullies with his dark cyber energy powers

there is people out there that want to be raped by pokemons

9) patreon is the new tugboat

10) the room is the best movie to watch when high on kool aid

11) the answers to all the questions in this forum is always autism

12) you can always be fascinated by how small a dick can be

13) suicide threats in this site are always hilarious

14) RACE WAR

15) lesbian soul is a thing now

16) EVERYTHING IS HARASSMENT

17) there is a place where people need a scientific explanation for why they cant get laid

1 indie game dev means pretentious hipster

19) you can actually get stupid by being super fat

20)trains are serious business