The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[the khat quaffer]

But Boss Tranny needs his teeth pulled. [A]
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Nuts: snipped
Ankle: twisted
Teeth: pulled
Ability to swing a pickaxe without looking like a retard: questionable

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world first bionic troon. Better than he was before. Better. Faster. Stronger. But we don't want to spend a lot of money.

Penelope Logue is...

The Six Hundred Dollar Troon

Rated R.

 

[Meiwaku]

Spoiler: Me replying to older posts

I am so flattered that you’re putting these to such great use.

I can’t believe that truck meme started in September, it feels like a lifetime ago, yet also just days ago…

Anyways I have an update. I don’t know how to begin with this one so I’ll just dump Penny’s comments on the current Ukraine-Russia fiasco. [1], [2], [3]
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Tranch construction updates [A]
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This shit’s kinda scary, I don’t want to turn it into a PNG. Something about the way he looks into the camera. [A]
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Labor around the tranch [1], [2]
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Jen shares a bit of lore. No, I don’t know what prompted him to feel the need to randomly tweet this. [A]
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A serf begs for medical bill money: [A]
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But Boss Tranny needs his teeth pulled. [A]
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Spoiler: Pictures

Some arent from tweets archived here
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"Hot t boy of my dreams" fuck off serf.

Also why the fuck isn't Penny wearing eye protection?

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

Also why the fuck isn't Penny wearing eye protection?

Because their incompetence knows no bounds, as they prove daily.

 

[Aramis]

Also why the fuck isn't Penny wearing eye protection?

Where they're going, they won't need eyes to see.

 

[retard strength]

Three men (Pen, Kev, Jen) well into their 30s, unable to come up with $100.

Winning.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Crossposting from the Kindness Thread because this is too delicious

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Boner has reached enlightenment

Sky has been tweeting more but it's all performative NB shit. Tranny Twitter disease is real.

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Here's a rare bonnie and sky

Eyes that scream help.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Boss Tranny went to get his teeth pulled today. [A]

Of course this resulted in a Twitter tantrum over the evil medical care industry, until they corrected their mistake. [A]

I made sure to include Kevin’s reply to it as well. Speaking of him, he had his own two cents to throw in:

Kevin’s posted some more regarding Penny’s dentist visit. [1], [2]
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Then he went to Costco and blessed us with this… abomination. I know it’s nothing compared to some of the other selfies provided by the polycule in this thread, but it’s still something that provoked an, “Oh Jesus!” (despite him leaving us a very long time ago) [A]
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Spoiler: Photo

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I’ll edit the post later with archives

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Boss Tranny went to get his teeth pulled today. [A]
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Of course this resulted in a Twitter tantrum over the evil medical care industry, until they corrected their mistake. [A]
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I made sure to include Kevin’s reply to it as well. Speaking of him, he had his own two cents to throw in:

Maybe if you retards brushed your chompers once in a while with toothpaste and water instead of soda and whoever's dick hasn't been lopped yet, you wouldn't have these problems! Also I can imagine the dentists asking for money upfront if you've stiffed them on bills before, but for some reason I imagine this is the first time Mistress has been to the Drill'n'Fill in ages...

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Penny's teeth are absolutely horrendous, he obviously gives zero shits about dental care and has no budget reserved for it. I'd ask for everything up front.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Beating Women spotted this on the troon thread general:

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if only...

I'm so glad this picture lives on. Truly an iconic picture in Trans Ranch, brings a tear of laughter pride every time I see it used by people off the farms.

 

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Beating Women spotted this on the troon thread general:
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I'm so glad this picture lives on. Truly an iconic picture in Trans Ranch, brings a tear of laughter pride every time I see it used by people off the farms.

I've been so desensitized by the tranch that I never truly realized how ridiculous this picture looks in a vacuum.

 

[Old Fart]

I've been so desensitized by the tranch that I never truly realized how ridiculous this picture looks in a vacuum.

...the vacuum of a fuel-air bomb

 

[Ghjkl63]

Damn Penny really do be so un-self-aware that she can't even just practice basic dental hygiene

 

[Meiwaku]

Link

I missed this shit


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I zoomed in, thats not doggy grey hairs, the fucking dog from the owners site has been inhaling the dust!!!

Spoiler: picz

Meanwhile, Sky has been liking every single tweet from Kindness

Sky Archive
Updated Tranch Archive
Update Penny Archive


Also... I know we went over this serf tweet but I find it weird that their cashapp is LITERALLY almost the exact same username for Josie/Jarrods Twitter. Account is not him but does Jarrod manage the cash for the outdoor troons? Why isn't this faggot using their own cashapp it's so fucking easy to make and use....

Edit: it's deffo his


Bonus kek. From serf Twitter


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Archive of mentally ill woman twitter

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Bonus kek. From said Twitter

Beveridge?

 

[Meiwaku]

Crossover: im sure this the lesbian couple's heckin queer gay tboy couple's cat and maybe Jarrod's dog? The meta irony of the gay couples being "lesbian girls" and the lesbian couple being "gay bois" never ceases to disgust me.


The other said cat, pic from archive:

Edit: Jarrod's dog is the German shepherd btw

Man, that cat is NOT going to be happy when the pitbull eventually comes! Almost as if cats are territorial and need personal space and already having 7 cats before this was really stretching it....

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Beveridge?

TELL THE FIELD TROONS TO PUSH THE ALPACA BUTTON!

 

[Prolego]

This shit’s kinda scary, I don’t want to turn it into a PNG. Something about the way he looks into the camera. [A]
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Two years into a global pandemic where even my granny is an expert on mask types, and he still thinks that tying a scarf around his face will keep plaster dust out of his lungs?

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I missed this shit

I still can't believe what a fucking pigsty they live in. Indoors and out.
More off-grid energy solutions

This doesn't look stable (and I'm not going to even comment on all the dead fridges lying around, but here's a free tip - they can usually be revived by changing the motor capacitor)

Is that a toilet on their balcony? I don't know what's weirder here. That they installed one there, or that they changed the inside one and left the old shitty one up there.

I have absolutely no fucking idea what's going on here. It's all a bit American Werewolf. But with furries.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Two years into a global pandemic where even my granny is an expert on mask types, and he still thinks that tying a scarf around his face will keep plaster dust out of his lungs?

He didn't even get professional eyelash extensions done, to enhance his Safety Squint.

 

[Meiwaku]

This just instantly makes me think of this being some troonish authoritarian version of a Nithing Pole