Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

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That'd be Jon Cooper.

"Slightly." This fucker has no idea what's coming.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Am I just missing them but why have there been so few combat videos? These people need to prioritize my entertainment/information gathering more so I can figure out wtf is even happening over there.

Like I said before, now we're into the REAL shit phase of the annexation and any weirdo poking their head out of a window to film a tank is going to find themselves blown to pieces.

It's fine to record troop movements when you're living in a slum in some random town outside of a major city because tanks are going to just roll past regardless, but when you're close to the capital city with the most heavily armed citizens then you'd have to be a Grade A retard to start spooking Russian troops.

 

[Velvet Glove Iron Fist]

Most Americans also think the BLM riots were peaceful protests, and that elections are clean, and that covid has killed millions.

Don't forget that 48% of burgers don't know how chocolate milk is made and 7% think it comes from brown cows.

 

[Sammich]

Am I just missing them but why have there been so few combat videos? These people need to prioritize my entertainment/information gathering more so I can figure out wtf is even happening over there.

been hard to find, we have no real liveleak like place to share them.

 

[burntwater]

Not that I ever bought that text message exchange as it seemed like Ukrainian propaganda to begin with, but where does it say that this was copypasta from 2ch? Was the pic of the broken phone from a 2ch thread by a shitposter?

Last photo of the set claims it.
Here is the twitter thread I pulled the pictures from but they didn't post a source or archive so take it with a grain of salt. Supposedly they're from 2ch.hk which is Russian.

Pantsu (@Pantupino)

OH NONONONONO

nitter.net

 

[LikeRivenIRL]

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Americans pls

I'm beginning to think that other races and cultures say "fuck" a lot more than Americans.

And Americans say "fuck" a lot as it is.

For sure. Americans actually seem kinda reluctant to swear compared to Europe. In many countries their version of fuck won't even be censored on tv. Also Americans really don't like saying cunt for some reason.

 

[дядя Боря]

Am I just missing them but why have there been so few combat videos? These people need to prioritize my entertainment/information gathering more so I can figure out wtf is even happening over there.

because they are elsewhere

You may have noticed that the Ukrainian lying has recently calmed down a bit, and that just so happens to coincide with Russia blowing up the Ukrainian military's psyop HQ in Kiev (72nd Center for Information and Psychological Operations).

that's not the reason for the lul yesterday, the flood of new videos of russian columns burning is going strong today. At least trolls can't blame this shit on psyop fabricating them ... they will anyway

 

[purpleflurp]

Reminds me of the reasons I believe in simulation theory;
somewhere some jackass intern spawns Bigfoot now and then when someone's alone in the woods and despawns him when they get close, just to fuck with us

Turns out Y2k was the year we all got put into the Matrix. Only instead of being harvested for energy, we've just got a bored SCP author fucking with us.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

Am I just missing them but why have there been so few combat videos? These people need to prioritize my entertainment/information gathering more so I can figure out wtf is even happening over there.

You see, real life can be just like Counter Strike sometimes, you really shouldn't show your location to the enemy.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Reminds me of the reasons I believe in simulation theory;
somewhere some jackass intern spawns Bigfoot now and then when someone's alone in the woods and despawns him when they get close, just to fuck with us

The best photographic evidence of Bigfoot, the Patterson-Gimlin film, shows a female creature.

In what way are they losing? Its been steady gains every day as far as we can tell.

Was economic isolation part of their plan? Because it seems like they're losing on that front. Operational success in Ukraine doesn't mean much if they fail to achieve their strategic goal of strengthening their position against NATO.

 

[Arc]

Don't forget that 48% of burgers don't know how chocolate milk is made and 7% think it comes from brown cows.

Eh, if that was a multiple choice question I would assume 7% were just fucking with the pollster. If it wasn't god have mercy on our souls.

 

[Saleh]

it looks like Kherson has fallen to the Russian Forces.

Ukries retreating west of the Dnieper won't be safe from a flanking attack anymore.

 

[Butter Keks]

Americans pls

For sure. Americans actually seem kinda reluctant to swear compared to Europe. In many countries their version of fuck won't even be censored on tv. Also Americans really don't like saying cunt for some reason.

Cunt is such a great word.

I fucking love cunts.

 

[дядя Боря]

Ukraine and Russia are not equal they're the side supposed to uave abandoned vehicles en masses not Russia a supposed military superpower do you guys just not get that tying with a low tier baby nation is an L even if you can flush more young lives down the crapper to inevitably capture it when your nation is as big and developed as russias?

Also AFAIK russia hasn't posted casuality numbers or has drug its feet doing so, that's what I wa referring to.

Also no your point is russia is doing really well because they're maybe having a bit more vehicles lost on the side of a woefully inferior force is brain dead, would you accept that excuse from biden on a US Invasion? That were catching up to fucking Mexico or Afghanistan or Iraq?

as of 25th the number of casualties was zero, official defense ministry PR, I posted screens that I myself took from the Russian website.

They are admitting some losses, but still retarded low, like low two digits. The video from Belarus hospitals prove otherwise.

 

[LikeRivenIRL]

There is a war raging in Yemen right now that's killed at least half a million people. The US is an active participant providing enormous logistical support to the Saudis, No one, and I mean not one single person in the west gives the remotest solitary fuck.

Behind the scenes the West actually does give a fuck about Yemen and we're pumping enormous amount of money and resources into that shithole, but it's the same issue as usual where you can throw money at that fucking part of the world and they'll still murder each other, but don't worry, muh UNSCR 1325 is in action, as long as we get more women involved, everything will be OK. .

 

[The Other Baldwin]

Am I just missing them but why have there been so few combat videos? These people need to prioritize my entertainment/information gathering more so I can figure out wtf is even happening over there.

Because all the Ukrainians are dead and the Russians understand Opsec.

Christ, 2022 is officially the year we hit peak Slav

https://twitter.com/NDmytriiev/status/1498559858286678023

These amateur astronauts were saved from going to the moon by their cousin calling asking if they wanted to go bowling.

Dirty, dirty, gypsy people. I love how all of media is swooning that they are Freedom Loving Patriots (but not Nazis like those Jan 6th Nazis) yet never once do they call them military thinkers, intelligent planners etc. I want to see the long and storied history put down in a Slate article about a Ukrainian hero of the past.

I was waiting for the guy on the left to negligent discharge that RPG-7 into Javelin man. "VLAD!!! VLAD!? NOOOOOOOOO! BLYAT!"

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Ukraine and Russia are not equal they're the side supposed to uave abandoned vehicles en masses not Russia a supposed military superpower do you guys just not get that tying with a low tier baby nation is an L even if you can flush more young lives down the crapper to inevitably capture it when your nation is as big and developed as russias?

Also AFAIK russia hasn't posted casuality numbers or has drug its feet doing so, that's what I wa referring to.

Also no your point is russia is doing really well because they're maybe having a bit more vehicles lost on the side of a woefully inferior force is brain dead, would you accept that excuse from biden on a US Invasion? That were catching up to fucking Mexico or Afghanistan or Iraq?

You, having no actual numbers and basing your calculations on a few videos of photos you've seen, have decided that the amount of lost and abandoned hardware is the same.

Russia hasn't posted casualty numbers because the operation is still ongoing and there's no necessity to update Twitter every time a soldier gets schwacked or a truck gets blown up. Pretty good odds that the higher ups in the Russian defense ministry don't know the casualties yet, but for some reason you think not having a live feed of dead troops is somehow Russia's fault and a perfectly reasonable thing to have.

If Mexico had spent the last 8 years getting the most modern antitank weapons, special forces training, etc dumped into it, and if the US was being careful to avoid carpet bombing areas where civilians might be, then yeah you'd probably expect the US to take some losses in terms of Humvees, HEMTTs, Bradleys and Abrams tanks simply because it only takes one smartass with a Javelin to ruin a tank's day, and unless you glass the entire surrounding area of where your convoy is moving, there's zero way to be sure that smartass isn't out there waiting for you to come into range.

Please try harder.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

it looks like Kherson has fallen to the Russian Forces.

Ukries retreating west of the Dnieper won't be safe from a flanking attack anymore.

They had one single victory as of now.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Hitler did nothing bad

Yeah he did, he didn’t kill any Jews.

 

[Matt Damon]

You, having no actual numbers and basing your calculations on a few videos of photos you've seen

I've watched so many 10-second TikTok videos that I now have perfect situational awareness of what's going on thousands of miles away from me.