ATTN: Joshua Connor Moon and the "board of directors" of LOLCOW, LLC

Should Josh and Lolcow Cave To Miss Tommie's Demands

  • Yes

  • No

  • Maybe

  • Screw both of them. Let's revolt!

  • Frank Ireland doesn't care and neither do I.

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Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
what you know is not true.

I can hardly wait to see what innocent person you're pranking that lives there. this isn't my first rodeo, fuckstain. if you were worth finding, i would.
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And you would do what if you ever followed through on one of your toothless threats? Shit yourself and waddle away like every other time someone's ever confronted you in person? You may not be a real woman, but you sure are a nutless coward every time someone has come close to kicking your ass.
 
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Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
what you know is not true.
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Tom, you old fool, you know this isn’t going to work. The events as you tell them demonstrate that you are a pedo. Nobody’s exaggerating or misinterpreting them.
Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
I can hardly wait to see what innocent person you're pranking that lives there. this isn't my first rodeo, fuckstain. if you were worth finding, i would.
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You can’t even find the toilet, you old fool. Besides, what would you do if you did find any of us? You fuck everything you do up. You can’t do anything right.
Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
nope, sure haven't.
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I thought not. That would explain why you keep making these empty threats.
 
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WASR96 said:
And you would do what if you ever followed through on one of your toothless threats? Shit yourself and waddle away like every other time someone's ever confronted you in person? You may not be a real woman, but you sure are a nutless coward every time someone has come close to kicking your ass.
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His lawyer can contact mine at (845) 354-9912
 
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WASR96 said:
And you would do what if you ever followed through on one of your toothless threats? Shit yourself and waddle away like every other time someone's ever confronted you in person? You may not be a real woman, but you sure are a nutless coward every time someone has come close to kicking your ass.
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The guy is a 67 year old drug addict riddled by COPD who constantly sounds like he's about to hack up a lung, I've never been able to understand how he thinks he's going to physically intimidate people who are almost all less than half his age.

He thinks women can have dicks and somehow even that doesn't strike me as quite as clownish as the internet tough guy routine.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
The guy is a 67 year old drug addict riddled by COPD who constantly sounds like he's about to hack up a lung, I've never been able to understand how he thinks he's going to physically intimidate people who are almost all less than half his age.

He thinks women can have dicks and somehow even that doesn't strike me as quite as clownish as the internet tough guy routine.
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He's definitely the least intimidating cow on this entire site. If there was a lolcow brawl I would bet money on anyone taking on Tom in a fight. His COPD would kill him before anyone got a swing in.
 
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Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
nope, sure haven't. it's just a real low priority at the moment.
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Translation: you couldn't get a lawyer to listen to you and you have now ran out of money to offer the remotely interested ones. Instead you focused on buying a clapped-out PT Crusier. and another ton of gravel.
 
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Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
nope, sure haven't. it's just a real low priority at the moment.
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So, let me see if I've got this straight. According to you, we constantly defame you and we all deserve to be locked in a cell with Bubba. We've impersonated your mother (may she rest in peace), which, according to you, is a felony. We're a pack of millennial mental midgets who cannot possibly outthink you and have totally built a stalking case against ourselves (again, according to you.)

Yet, despite what is, by your own account, an open-and-shut case, we're "low priority."

What a toothless old faggot you are.
 
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Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
if you were worth finding, i would.
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Ooh! So exciting! Who all have you found in the past?

And I have it under good authority that the "innocents" at that address would appreciate if you spent some of your thousands sending them diapers and corn-on-the-cob. They are, of course, being harassed by that awful Kiwi Farms. Best way to get back at us.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Tom, you old fool, you know this isn’t going to work. The events as you tell them demonstrate that you are a pedo. Nobody’s exaggerating or misinterpreting them.

You can’t even find the toilet, you old fool. Besides, what would you do if you did find any of us? You fuck everything you do up. You can’t do anything right.

I thought not. That would explain why you keep making these empty threats.
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tstr you're hilariously delusional, son. especially the shit you believe is proof of anything besides your confirmation bias and DKE affliction.
 
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RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
Happen to know that's factual. Begemot and the Gang will inseminate anyone available, usually violently.
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Violence is the voice of the unheard. Bourgeois White sexual predators like Tommy need to be treated in kind for their depravity. It takes a furry bursting wit black dick through his stomach to redeem him for his dog-fucking.
 
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Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:
tstr you're hilariously delusional, son. especially the shit you believe is proof of anything besides your confirmation bias and DKE affliction.
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You literally admitted to being a dog fucker and child molester on camera Thomas. You also called the cops on yourself *on camera* Thomas. Denying it now just makes you look like a lying faggot who fucks dogs and molests children
 
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