Orbiter Faith Vickers / Zoomer Girl / Fai Fai - Ethan Ralph's adolescent ex

[John Andrews Stan]

Guys, I think we might have bullied Gunt into claiming Xander as his son. Sorry, kid!

 

[Chris Mclean]

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To qoute Ralph:
"Imagine paying for a woman your not fucking"
Well your about to buddy. Either you get established as a cuck or your left paying thousands of dollars to a family that will waste it on disney stuff.
Poor fucking mare there will not be a red cent left for Sakura-Ino sailor moon chan.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

To Ralph though, this is a massive W. Although he can't shittalk the Vickers anymore, he gets to waddle his way onto the birth certificate assuming he didn't pimp Faith out to Dax, this will reverse the paper abortion and in his mind, he gets to dab on Josh and the farms.

Can't stop winning!

Ralph NEEDS to watch the Two And A Half Men episodes that have Alan getting reamed by his ex-wife Judith over child support. That child support that's retroactive to the birth of Xander will multiply fast and will join his student loan that he gleefully doesn't pay as an albatross around his neck.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

This reminds me of the glorious Vickers-Ralph email leaks where Ralph boasts to Faith’s dad about wanting to get her pregnant, how it’s the perfect time for them both, her being 18 and him 36 lol, and Ralpha can definitely afford to take care of Faith and their future children.
Let’s see the Courtroom Operator finesse his way around that when it’s time to tally up how much $$ he owes Vickers.

 

[Nigger Hating Machine]

Jesus Christ dude.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Jesus Christ dude.

Ralph really picked a winner with faith. I'm sure he totally doesn't regret the hot 18 year old bpd pussy now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That child support that's retroactive to the birth of Xander will multiply fast and will join his student loan that he gleefully doesn't pay as an albatross around his neck.

It was good of Ethan to boast on Twitter of his proud refusal to repay his loans. Just like it was good of him to tweet that he would never pay one penny toward his child. I wonder what 4D chess move it is when you happily put shit in writing that you should have been too ashamed to admit. Let’s call it Gunt Mate.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Exactly. Anyone that thinks this is a W for Ralph is a fucking moron. The only the w he gets is to say he is legally Xander's father. Otherwise, he's getting fucked and will continue to get fucked for the next 18 years. And he may think he'll get away with not paying child support, but he won't.

It's not a big W for Vickers either though because now they do have to deal with Ralph more instead of having him completely cut out. It's an L for both, just a bigger L for Ralph... but barely. I'm not sure if getting to fuck him on child support is really worth having to deal with him trying to be in Xander's life, if he does.

I think because Vickers lives across the country, Ralph has an extensive documented record of drug abuse, drinking, threats, etc…and that he will soon have an actual newborn in his home to deal with very soon, they know Ralph will fuck off forever.

This recent shit is almost certainly a stunt. I’ll be shocked if Ralph goes through with the cost and paperwork to get a paternity test and declared the legal father. I think this is just more online face saving from Ralph. He can know pretend he’s fighting for his son and shit his pants and do nothing for another year.

As soon as May has bastard 2 his life is going to be upended, his life will spiral further and he will realize he’s going to up for child-support for baby 2 once May flees.

By the end of this baby mama fiasco May might go join forces with the Vickers so that Ralph can have two child support orders and no visitations with either child.

 

[Nigger Hating Machine]

Ralph really picked a winner with faith. I'm sure he totally doesn't regret the hot 18 year old bpd pussy now.

That shit is intense though. That level of conniving and malice. That level of absolute oblivious transparency. Just advertising to the entire world, without a hint of irony and devoid of any self awareness, that you are absolute white trash that doesn't care how low the world watches you sink. That you are exactly as bad as the people on Jerry Springer pretend to be.

It's a literal force of nature.

This screenshot is the definition "don't stick your dick in crazy," perfectly illustrated with no explanation needed.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

We haven’t seen Xander for several months so we can’t check his face to skull ratio or his appendages for hooves. I can’t decide what would be worse, having Dax’s DNA or Ralph’s.

Spoiler: PLOt TWIST

Dax is the father of Meigh’s baby too

At least if he’s Dax’s son they stand a good chance at inheriting the Barbie Dream Mansion.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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We can't shame you with anything because you're incapable of the feeling or else you'd have rope'd yourself by now.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Jesus Christ dude.

The rape fantasy grift continues.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Was the Manhattan attorney a captain with 645 verified gas tank refills?

 

[Big moth tiddies]

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Ah yes, the good old Manhattan attorney. Cause everyone knows that you should absolutely seek out legal advice from an attorney that doesn't practice law from a state that either participant lives in.
The ralphamale just can't stop winning!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

That shit is intense though. That level of conniving and malice. That level of absolute oblivious transparency. Just advertising to the entire world, without a hint of irony and devoid of any self awareness, that you are absolute white trash that doesn't care how low the world watches you sink. That you are exactly as bad as the people on Jerry Springer pretend to be.

It's a literal force of nature.

This screenshot is the definition "don't stick your dick in crazy," perfectly illustrated with no explanation needed.

Actually the lesson is men shouldn’t fuck teen girls and teens shouldn’t fuck fat, creepy 35 year old addicts that live with their mom…and they really shouldn’t fuck them without two forms of birth control.

The fact is Ralph is way way worse than Faith no matter what she’s done or said because she is a fucking teenage girl and Ralph is middle aged shitpile that acted like a massive creep.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Ralph declared his income as 70k/year when he was initially arrested for the revenge porn, it was generally agreed upon that he greatly exaggerated the number because he knew that it would be a public document and already at that point he was not making that much (remember DLive tracked all donations and Ralph had received about 22k in 2+ years or something close to it?) of course there's the merch, other donation services, etc. but there's no way that would have added up to get him to 70k.

He seems to be getting a lot less donations, he did get a boost with the KS.tv website but that is gone and even if he came back with a different service, he's said that replays won't be exclusive which was the reason a lot of the paypigs signed up (plus a lot have left after the whole Metokur humiliation).
Ralph might be making a bit more than what most people generally think but I doubt it's 70k a year, if he tries to claim that his income went down by more than 50% I imagine the court will be suspicious since he hasn't really changed "jobs" or anything similar. Not sure how it would work but if the child support is calculated on anything close to the 70k (and I guess Faith not having an income), he's gonna be fucked, no?

He can probably try to hide his income like Vickers claimed but if that gets found out, won't he also get in trouble with the IRS and have to pay them back?

Either way the whole thing seems like a clusterfuck and a big headache for Ralph just so he can be on the birth certificate and maybe get a video call a month.

 

[The Hard R]

Jesus Christ dude.

Implying Ralph was pimping her out.

 

[ddlloo]

Exactly. Anyone that thinks this is a W for Ralph is a fucking moron. The only the w he gets is to say he is legally Xander's father. Otherwise, he's getting fucked and will continue to get fucked for the next 18 years. And he may think he'll get away with not paying child support, but he won't.

It's not a big W for Vickers either though because now they do have to deal with Ralph more instead of having him completely cut out. It's an L for both, just a bigger L for Ralph... but barely. I'm not sure if getting to fuck him on child support is really worth having to deal with him trying to be in Xander's life, if he does.

I'm convinced that Vickers WANTS to continue dealing with Ralph. He's literally Ralph's biggest alog these days.

I assume Vickers' logic is that Ralph has a conviction against his name for a sex crime against the mother of his child. He also has a conviction for violence against a woman. The mother of his child also has a protective order against him, one he has breached several times. If Ralph goes down this paternity rights route he has to pay child support whether he gets any visitation or not. Hitting ralph in the purse (that he was so proud of) is a big W in and of itself, but there's every possibility that a judge will look at Ralph's rap sheet, look at a few carefully curated videos and images of the things ralph has said and done, and tell him to stay the fuck out of Xaner's life which is another potential W for Vickers, though the odds are far from certain.

tl;dr Vickers wants to fuck Ralph's life up and he doesn't care that he's using his own grandson as a pawn or that he's enabling his nutcase daughter to continue being an insane bint by not just doing all he can to get any mention of Ralph out of their lives.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

there's every possibility that a judge will look at Ralph's rap sheet, look at a few carefully curated videos and images of the things ralph has said and done, and tell him to stay the fuck out of Xaner's life which is another potential W for Vickers, though the odds are far from certain.

They claimed that the thing they wanted the most out of the revenge porn case was the conviction, if that was true, then it makes some kind of sense that it's to use it against him when he tries to get visitation/custody/anything.

I don't know, I would have stayed out of it and as far away from Ralph as possible when he said he wasn't going to seek paternity and would "wait" for Xander to come to him, the only reason he's trying to prove paternity is because they have kept prodding him all this time in multiple ways. Is it really worth it when they could have just had a Ralph free life instead?

Best case scenario for them is that Ralph can't pay child support and gets in trouble for it, maybe even triggering the suspended sentence, that and a judge telling him to stay the fuck away but that seems unlikely, it would probably be "meet these conditions before you can see your son", who the fuck knows, either way, I would have probably done all I could to keep Ralph off that birth certificate.

 

[LordOdin]

Can't link since she has her tweets protected.
But here's some fuel on the fire.
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God i want this thing