Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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I'm sure he has been posted somewhere on this site before (I know I have posted his videos elsewhere) but he belongs here: AckleyAttack4427


You might remember him more from seeing this next video in an old cringe compilation...remember those?...


He really isn't a laughingstock in the sense that he has done something terrible that he should be openly mocked for, but his autism levels are just stratospheric. I have never seen someone quite so Afflicted.
 
I really think this person could have her own thread. Basically every single thing she posts is... something.
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-troon
-claims to have legally changed her name to Ryou Bakura
-Christian who also worships the Egyptian Gods because Yugioh
-has crushes on Lina Inverse and Atem
-claims to be Ryou Bakura, Xelloss, Wei Wuxian, fey
-claims to be married to her cat?
-has a "podcast" entirely consisting of xD xD xD rAnDoM jokes as characters she kins while slurring and mumbling drowsily
-always on drugs

Here are some random posts. She posts CONSTANTLY (101.9k tweets)
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We Love Our Cops, Our Law Enforcement.....
 
Well first there was this post I made on the other thread.

ThejetermanRBLX​

is a lolcow I knew since about the Google+ days, back then he would beef with Bronies/Mariotards from a community titled "Anti-Sonic Enterprises". Recently he caught the spotlight because he's a groomer, my man is going places I tell ya.
Just in case, here's the timestamp 10:47, but you can skip to 12:38 if that dude bores you, it's kinda the intro that gives context to the full picture.

Also it's the first time ever he's mentioned on the farms, so welcome:
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But anyways, another obscure cow that I know of was named SuperMettaghoul9000. He's a very autistic angry screaming teen, way worse than SammyClassicSonicFan. I don't have any pics, so it's text-only.

He loved to make particularly gruesome/gory AGK vids and make rants where he would yell at trolls because he has no self-control whatsoever and the lulziest part of it all is how he ended up getting permabanned from youtube.

Truly obscure as fuck, I really don't remember all the details, but the main points is that he's very angry and autistic, yells at trolls and got banned as a result.

As for the trolls themselves, they were called things like "Super Nintendo Boy" and "Mariodabest", basically a clique of Mario fanboys doubling as Super Minecraft Kid rip-offs. Imagine being so unstable you get trolled to death by Mario fanboys, how cringe.

EDIT: I seriously tried to find more info on him and I did somewhat, it seems he has a new youtube channel, either that or it's some troll LARPing as him.
And his Socialblade which is still up despite the channel being terminated.
 
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Laika Albarn makes a webcomic about being in an incestuous relationship with her father. She claims it is based on real life.
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Her father is supposedly a comic artist named Vanechka, but searching the name Vanechka Albarn brings up nothing. 🤔
 
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Laika Albarn makes a webcomic about being in an incestuous relationship with her father. She claims it is based on real life.
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Her father is supposedly a comic artist named Vanechka, but searching the name Vanechka Albarn brings up nothing. 🤔

This has to be some fantasy fulfillment bullshit. I skimmed their account and all their art revolves around their "relationship" with their father who they draw and write like some woobified flavor of the week anime character everyone wants to fuck. What's the real story? Daddy left when she was a kid and now she has emotions she never sorted out?

That character profile, lol.
No education! Too lazy to learn to drive! I write fanfic about fucking my dad!
None of this makes you sound as cool as you think you are.
 
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Laika Albarn makes a webcomic about being in an incestuous relationship with her father. She claims it is based on real life.
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Her father is supposedly a comic artist named Vanechka, but searching the name Vanechka Albarn brings up nothing. 🤔
Sorry for double posting. However I feel the amount of information I have to share warrants its own post instead of editing onto my previous one.
So, this post and individual led me on an incredibly autistic deep dive into finding out whatever the fuck is going on here.

Verdict: It's all fake as shit.

I scrolled back to the very beginning of this Twitter account of hers and came across this.
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Link leads to AO3 where they've posted a fanfiction narrating the entire story of how they started fucking their dad, under the guise of it being "pasted from a news article someone wrote about her" which has now been "deleted".

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Highly recommend reading through the whole thing. It is fucking insane.
Laika has a very hands-off relationship with her artist father Vanya after her mother passes. Once she gets her own computer and internet access she becomes a huge fan of the popular webcomic "Devil's Gambit", drawn by an artist named Van. The main character is a demon girl named Maya who has a rocky-turned-codependent relationship with her father, Lucifer. Despite being a father and daughter relationship many fans ship them together, calling it "devilcest". Laika becomes a popular content creator within this fandom, and one day after losing her tablet pen and it somehow ending up in her father's room despite her apparently never going in there before, she discovers legitimate unseen DG artwork and figures out her own dad is Van, the author of the webcomic. She makes all this information public and skyrockets to Number One Devil's Gambit Fan Ever, blowing up on tumblr and making both her, her father, and the webcomic trend. Her and her father begin attending cons, being seen in public, and fans of the webcomic start both speculating and outright asking if she is fucking her dad due to the similarities between Laika herself and Maya. Laika plays this off at first by denying it and then joining in by implying she may be, but it's aLl JuSt A pRaNk BrO. Later she posts a semi-fictional comic of her kissing her father and tumblr goes nuts. After this she stops posting art about her dad for a while before coming out with a "tell-all" volume of her online comic where she goes into graphic detail about her romantic relationship with her blood father.
If the article sounds about as fake and gay as you can imagine despite having seemingly real screenshots and article titles, that's because it all is. There isn't and wasn't ever a comic called Devil's Gambit. It had no fandom on Tumblr. The Tumblr account that was supposedly hers included in those AO3 screenshots never existed. The beginning of the article claims all names and titles have been changed for privacy, but there are no original names to change. It's all completely fictional. Despite being an incredibly popular Tumblr user in general absolutely no hits for Laika-Albarn show up in searches. Tumblr is semi-decent at keeping record of deleted blogs and even if an original blog is nuked, if an account has reblogged from the original poster it will still show up in searches. Here you get nothing. Searching for a blog with that name shows an account exists with that username, but you need a Tumblr account to view it, and even while viewing it logged in you hit an error.
All of the comments on AO3 are readers saying how much they believed it at first until they realized it's fictional. laika14.png
Shit, dude, this one here even outright calls deadspacedog a fake Twitter.

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This cover art for her comic (where she goes into detail about her incestuous relationship) she shared in the article, as well as posting several times on deadspacedog? Despite being apparently volume 8, there's no record of it anywhere OR any previous volumes. She has claimed multiple times on deadspacedog she's a published author but removed all of her works for purchase before starting this Twitter account because she couldn't shut the fuck up about fucking her dad, it got them both blacklisted from the art world.

So, why did I go on this incredibly long tangent just to convince you this is all some made up LARP story when it's glaringly obvious at first glance that's exactly what this is?

Because this deadspacedog Twitter is treating the entire article like this is all legitimate. In fact, she talks about Devil's Gambit often on this Twitter like this is something that really happened in the past.
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This is just a small handful of totally real things that happened while I go through her Twitter.

So we have her starting this account off with her sharing an obviously fictional backstory of how she got here, now apparently convincing people she is seriously in a sexual relationship with her father.
Her FAQ (Archive) as shared in her Linktree (Archive)
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"It's an alias" despite these being real names within the AO3 screenshots she shared, some including art her "dad" drew at con appearances before they started fucking. And the fact the AO3 fic includes a transcript of a video she filmed of her dad discovering she's his fan, with him outright calling her Laika when she was 16.
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All this old art she's reposted on Twitter, by the way? It's only art she's said was from the volume 8 of Inside Out. The dad fucking one.

Oh, and she's recently self-diagnosed her totally real, not fictional father with Autism.
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But wait, there's more! Here she admits to manipulating him into a relationship with her!
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An adult child manipulating their mentally disabled parental figure into having sex with them? Now where have I heard that before? :christine:

I'm way too tired to go any further, for now at least. I feel like I've opened Pandora's Box of dad fucking. I can say with absolute certainty this bitch is not actually fucking her old man. Then what is all this then? An incredibly delusional incest fujoshi living out a fantasy where her dad actually loves her? A retarded social experiment to fuck with said fujoshis obsessed with incest? I don't fucking know anymore.

One more thing, though. Her and her dad(?) apparently met up with another infamous Twitter artist, Vee, last month. I'm not going into detail on this girl but she draws a ton of fictional incest porn too.
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Vee confirms this meeting in the replies of this tweet as well as posting about it leading up to the meetup. I am so curious about the nature of what went on here. Did Laika bring her real dad and told Vee to keep the incest talking to a minimum? Did she pay some dude to pretend? Did she spill the beans to Vee and make her promise to play along with her Twitter LARP? Am I a fucking idiot for looking into this so hard? So many questions.

Like fuck, man. I just wanted to poke around and try to get some insight on why this girl can't stop talking about her super kawaii real life incest hentai for five minutes. Instead I fell into some retarded ARG. If this is all a huge trolling attempt consider me fucking intrigued.
 
That whole thing is absolutely bizarre.

If the article sounds about as fake and gay as you can imagine despite having seemingly real screenshots and article titles, that's because it all is. There isn't and wasn't ever a comic called Devil's Gambit. It had no fandom on Tumblr. The Tumblr account that was supposedly hers included in those AO3 screenshots never existed. The beginning of the article claims all names and titles have been changed for privacy, but there are no original names to change. It's all completely fictional.
Not only that, but if "Devil's Gambit" was such a popular webcomic that fans recognized them when they went to cons, then surely using a fake title for it wouldn't have protected anyone's identity because people would still easily be able to figure what comic it was from the plot. You couldn't change that, and still have it make sense with the rest of Laika's story.
 
That whole thing is absolutely bizarre.


Not only that, but if "Devil's Gambit" was such a popular webcomic that fans recognized them when they went to cons, then surely using a fake title for it wouldn't have protected anyone's identity because people would still easily be able to figure what comic it was from the plot. You couldn't change that, and still have it make sense with the rest of Laika's story.
She not only claimed they attended cons, they held panels for the webcomic and cosplayed the characters as well. Fans were apparently so obsessed with them they were taking pictures of her drinking out of her dad's can of soda on accident and posting them on Tumblr to speculate if they really were a couple or not. As someone who used to be really interested in Tumblr drama, I'm pretty sure a scandal like finding out a popular artist was having sex with his daughter would be site-wide news, but I've never heard a peep about anything like that.

Another thing I don't get about the alias claim is that she includes screenshots from Tumblr during the comic's heyday where people are outright calling it Devil's Gambit. So she wants us to believe she or the "article writer" completely remade these screenshots to change all the names around?
I mean, she made them up already, so I guess it's not that far-fetched.
 
The YouTube channel DangerouslyTalented, he seems like a milquetoast YouTuber who does random Q&As for clout, but he also seems vulnerable to self-inflicted lolcowdom. I might post a thread if he has anything hilarious I've yet to see.
 
Laika Albarn makes a webcomic about being in an incestuous relationship with her father. She claims it is based on real life.
I'd be willing to bet that's a fake name. First name is the "dead space dog" Laika. Last name is probably after Damon Albarn of Blur and Gorillaz.
 
I'd be willing to bet that's a fake name. First name is the "dead space dog" Laika. Last name is probably after Damon Albarn of Blur and Gorillaz.
I bet she's just a Gorillaz fan. The first name could come from the album Laika come home, the last name could come from Damon Albarn and her happa persona could be based on Noodle.
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Ive been watching this man post videos for years. His videos don't get many views, but its all mystifying retardation. He's definitely in his own little microcosm. There are many gems hidden throughout his extensive video catalogue
He goes by Cory Flokstra
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Be nice to him he's a sped but pretty harmless and friendly. He's doing his best with what he's got up there.

He's more entertaining to just sit back and watch and cheer on. He seems pretty happy and has good wranglers outside of the internet at least. Could use one for on it but that's spilt milk at this point. Cory likes to latch onto what's exciting in the moment and his goofy brain has fun with it until a new thing comes along.
He's my favorite small cow and I'm glad I can share him with all of you.
 
There's this fucking retard named dawzsn.npc (Dawson) on TikTok that films himself playing his Oculus inside of stores and then argues with store employees when they ask him to leave. A Dose of Buckley mentions it in his (currently Patreoned) video, but didn't say his name so I had to look it up.

 
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I bet she's just a Gorillaz fan. The first name could come from the album Laika come home, the last name could come from Damon Albarn and her happa persona could be based on Noodle.
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That face looks pretty shooped.

Does she have any work before this? I'm 100% invested in her now. She might be thread worthy because this is pretty excpetional. Her fake dad might have autism but I can definitely believe she has real BPD
 
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Does she have any work before this? I'm 100% invested in her now. She might be thread worthy because this is pretty excpetional. Her fake dad might have autism but I can definitely believe she has real BPD
She claims to have worked on a webcomic called Nowhereland, but I can't find any trace of it existing. Her entire backstory seems fabricated.
 
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She claims to have worked on a webcomic called Nowhereland, but I can't find any trace of it existing. Her entire backstory seems fabricated.
Could it be some portmanteu like No wear land or nowhere+land. Or some other weird spelling?

This girl is too milky to not have more internet retardation around
 
Could it be some portmanteu like No wear land or nowhere+land. Or some other weird spelling?

This girl is too milky to not have more internet retardation around
I assume everything she says on her deadspacedog account is a lie and Nowhereland doesn't exist. If she has more internet retardation it's probably under a different name and she did a good job separating it from her incestuous persona.

4channers are speculating she might be an artist going by Null_Backdoorho because of the similar font and art style but there's no solid proof.
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That being said, there's not much information available on Null_backdoorho's identity. They claim to be a nonbinary female storyboard/animation artist who accidentally made fetish porn their main source of income.
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I just found this guy from re-reading some old CreepyAskReddit threads. Haven't yet gone down the rabbit hole with him, as my tramadol has not quite kicked in and I am not mentally prepared but it looks like a fun ride. I'll embed some of the nuttier vids and give a synopsis later today if I can. Dude seems quite unhinged.

May I introduce Your Lord and Savior (real name: Raymond Wallace)!

 
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