Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Spicey McHaggis]

Russia should join NATO first and then resume the invasion just for the lulz

That would be the true clown world ending to this.

 

[AnOminous]

Put yourself in his oversized clown shoes for a minute. You are being mauled by a rabid emaciated bear and your drinking buddies who said they would, like, totally have your back and told you to keep poking it for a laugh and even gave you a stick have all scrambled away and are now promising they will starve the bear. That may very well starve in the coming months indeed, but it is of little comfort to you right now.

What would you do?

Probably whore out my daughters to scuzzy porn companies. Because I'd, like, be a Ukrainian if I were in that situation and that's just what Ukrainians do.

 

[Dave_Ph]

I was convinced this was a meme. It isn't:

“Anastasia” Removed From Disney+ (US) | What's On Disney Plus

archived 2 Mar 2022 03:56:15 UTC

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Of course it has nothing to do with current happenings:
"This removal from Disney+ has nothing to do with the current crisis involving Ukraine and Russia."

Something with a contract. Srlsly.
"Unfortunately, it’s unknown how long the film will be unavailable on Disney+ in the US, but once it has completed its contract with Starz, it will then return to Disney+."

Hysteria.

 

[Donttouch2323]

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You should maybe read the articles on it. Simce it wasn't origianlly a disney movie STARZ has excluseive rights to stream it in the US for an unknow amount of time starting in March. This deal was made before Disney bought FOX. This is also why not every region is losing it.
Both the post about it being removed and explnation have been posted several times.

 

[IKOL]

Russia should join NATO first and then resume the invasion just for the lulz

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

not even drunken slavs would be that dumb

Never ever EVER underestimate people's power to be stupid.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

If this is legit and they manage to blow the bridge the Western Kyiv advance is fucked and might end up being a repeat of the Battle for Kiev in 1941 where a shit ton of Soviets got encircled.

https://twitter.com/Nrg8000/status/1499299827183931395?s=20&t=c9cmty2-brAQOhRd4mtLlA

 

[BradCarter]

Manchin introducing a bill to ban all Russian energy imports.
Like Tim Pool there is no limit to the sacrifices they'll have others make

$5 a gallon is what gas will cap at, right guys?

 

[mr.moon1488]

that's right, goy, it's the defenders who escalated the conflict.
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Lol I suspect the use of "goy" in this post is unironic.

 

[murph]

I was wondering what would break first. His spirit or his body.

Perhaps he always knew negotiations were inevitable and the fast-track to EU, the hurried application, is a bargaining chip he has that he did not have before.

I don't think Ukraine can win this and remain intact.

But I'm just some asshole on the Internet, who knows.

 

[Gay_nig_from_outer_space]

Lose what, though? It's not like Poles wouldn't have negotiate with us for a bit of the land at all. They'd be pretty happy taking Lvov back, that's for sure. I guess there's no need explaining why tho.

Yes, but then in this hypothetical no NATO in Eastern Europe scenario they would share a border with Russia with no way of being able to stop Russia if they wanted to conquer them. Better to team up against the far bigger threat then opportunistically backstab.

The Poles learned this the VERY hard way in 1938-1939 when they backed Germany against the Czechs and even stole Czech land during the German annexation.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

If this is legit and they manage to blow the bridge the Western Kyiv advance is fucked and might end up being a repeat of the Battle for Kiev in 1941 where a shit ton of Soviets got encircled.

https://twitter.com/Nrg8000/status/1499299827183931395?s=20&t=c9cmty2-brAQOhRd4mtLlA

Depends on if they have any armor left for a counterattack. If they do, it might be worth doing suicide runs with whatever aircraft they have left just to make that happen. It would definitely give them a better position in negotiations. I'd be surprised if they pulled it off however.

 

[33l]

Lol I suspect the use of "goy" in this post is unironic.

Yep! I'm a kike for thinking a sovereign nation should defend it's borders!

 

[Dave_Ph]

Probably whore out my daughters to scuzzy porn companies. Because I'd, like, be a Ukrainian if I were in that situation and that's just what Ukrainians do.

The US version will be to rent them out to visiting Asian business men. They like them young

 

[MelloYello]

Ukraine should really stop lying about shit, or at least go all in on lies and say they are taking Moscow in a week.

Bitch you did this a few days ago and gave out demands like you were the winners in this conflict. Man up and accept that the west isn't going to help you and accept the minimal demands from Russia, instead of shamelessly begging for Crimea (majority Russian) and the Donbass back while not giving anything in return.

I highly doubt that the russians are going to be in the mood for minimal demands anymore.
Zelensky had his chance, and decided to try turning this into WW3 instead.

 

[b0x]

For all the true talk of Russian incompetence, the biggest mistake of this war was Ukraine not mobilizing reserves and starting a draft until Russia actually attacked. Ukraine had two months to get on a war footing and it didn't.

This article is more than 2 months old

‘We’ve heard it all before’: Ukrainians brush aside talk of Russian invasion​

‘We’ve heard it all before’: Ukrainians brush aside talk of Russian invasion

In Kyiv and beyond, people carry on with the festive season despite rhetoric about imminent conflict

www.theguardian.com

My guess is Zelesinsky was so chuffed by his place on the WEF and his US kickbacks, he considered Ukraine completely safe. Not realizing that if the Russians did invade, NATO would have their hands tied militarily, as a response on the ground would almost certainly destroy the entire Western European gas infrastructure.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Damn they must not be that worried about some rando with a manpad if they're flying that low. I suspect the ukies will nab at least one or two that way if they keep it up.

I forgot, what is the term where some jet powered plane flies low just to fuck with targets down below with the sound and vibrations produced?

 

[Meat Target]

If this is legit and they manage to blow the bridge the Western Kyiv advance is fucked and might end up being a repeat of the Battle for Kiev in 1941 where a shit ton of Soviets got encircled.

https://twitter.com/Nrg8000/status/1499299827183931395?s=20&t=c9cmty2-brAQOhRd4mtLlA

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That sounds too miraculous to be true. I'll believe it when I see it.

 

[attractive_pneumonia]

If this is legit and they manage to blow the bridge the Western Kyiv advance is fucked and might end up being a repeat of the Battle for Kiev in 1941 where a shit ton of Soviets got encircled.

https://twitter.com/Nrg8000/status/1499299827183931395?s=20&t=c9cmty2-brAQOhRd4mtLlA

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That bridge was blown days ago, somewhere around D+2 or D+3. These claims of Ukranians pushing back are all fraudulent, at most they repulse a halfass probing attack or totally unsupported paradrop on a fortified location like the airbases. Everything else has just been picking off isolated convoys and vehicles with ATGM. The Kiev area is city fighting by a large "Volksstrum" tier force. The experiences Russia learned at Grozny have taught them to take it slow and not just hurl APC deep into the city unsupported. They're going to surround Kiev and then slowly move block by block akin to how the US did in Fallujah during Phantom Fury or later in Ramadi.

 

[IKOL]

I highly doubt that the russians are going to be in the mood for minimal demands anymore.

Like hell we will, after all this shit we've get into it's all-in or nothing.