r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

Harvey Danger said:
The reddit legion caught wind of the Russians saying foreign fighters wouldn't be given POW status. This has lead to some totally credible braggadocio.

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These guys actually think they're going to capture Russians :story:
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This one seems to think a counter-invasion of Russia is on the table. All the way to Moscow.
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Redditors: scarier than Chechens. (I mean, they are, but for entirely opposite reasons.)
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u/Tomato_34 talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded. At first I thought he might have been a troll but if he is he's very committed (posting for over two years) and has fooled his fellow redditors (over 8000 karma). Here's some hilarious posts he's made about the conflict:
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This one was so insane that mods deleted it.
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Another deleted one, back from the 2020 Democrat primaries. He's a Bernie Bro, no surprise there.
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Idiot Asshole said:
u/Tomato_34 talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded. At first I thought he might have been a troll but if he is he's very committed (posting for over two years) and has fooled his fellow redditors (over 8000 karma). Here's some hilarious posts he's made about the conflict:
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This one was so insane that mods deleted it.
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Another deleted one, back from the 2020 Democrat primaries. He's a Bernie Bro, no surprise there.
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I call troll, but a good one. If not, this might be one of the biggest fucking faggots I've seen in a long while.
 
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McSchlomo said:
I wonder how many "strong women" and nu-males from reddit that actually end up going there are going to get a violent rape as friendly introduction to the ukranian forces.
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Half of these people couldn't get laid if their jizz cured cancer so I'm sure this would only increase the recruitment numbers.
 
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I played a shit ton of Valkyria Chronicles, a game where you lead a squad to fighting to protect their small country from being taken over by an entire empire. All you gotta do is use the Defense Boost and Potential Boost orders on one scout and have him/her capture the Ruskie's flag. And for plot purposes hope that one of our troops is a Valkyria waiting to be awakened.

We got this boys!
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
It's entirely likely, and severely disappointing, that these people are all talk & will show back up to Reddit to claim stolen valor once the conflict is over. As much as I would like to see a body pile of tranny corpses complete with pink, blue & white arm socks, these people will all have suspiciously survived with nary a scar to show for it.
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They might be the same people who said they were going to move away from the US if/when Trump gets/got elected.

All talk, no action.
 
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Fentanyl Floyd said:
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Do they let blacks serve in Ukraine?
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Not sure, but there was some talk about how Africans were shoved to the back of the line when it came to leaving the country.
Kheapathic said:
Born to late to kill darkies in Rhodesia, born in time to kill redditors in Ukraine.

Any idea if Putin is making a volunteer battalion? I don't need much, just some food, a patch, a Dragunov, and all the ammo I can carry. From there I can take care of myself.
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I don't think he has. But your post makes me wonder why he hasn't.
Kheapathic said:
The Chechens took over a school and after a 3 day stand-off IIRC; over 300 people (students and adults, and like all but one terrorist) were dead. Kids got straight executed and teen girls were raped while being held hostage. You don't get much worse than a Chechen, maybe the legitimate anti-Christ, but that's about it.

Imagine what they think of Americans and British; they're people who get held back because DC/London says "Hearts and minds."

All those posts are missing is an endorsement by Black Rifle Coffee.
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I don't think Black Rifle would endorse Chechens after hearing all of their activities.
Mr. Chuckie Sneed said:
God what I would pay to see a picture of one of these faggots showing up to frontlines to bash the fash only to be around a bunch of literal nazis from the Azov Regiment with swastika tattoos on their necks and talking about their need to execute "Muslim Orcs". I'd pay extra to see one of them that's a troon demand one of the nazis there respect their She/Her pronoun patch on their shitty wish.com chest rig they got for $15.

God what a extraordinary timeline we live in.
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What a way to turn armed conflict into a very stupid game.
 
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Do you guys think my PHD in Gender Studies will help me fight for Ukraine's independence? My thesis was a 40-page masterpiece on the positive community effect of giving trans gay black womxn of color free crack pipes, if that helps. I have 5 ethereum, can someone send my resume to the Ukranian military?
 
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Idiot Asshole said:
u/Tomato_34 talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded. At first I thought he might have been a troll but if he is he's very committed (posting for over two years) and has fooled his fellow redditors (over 8000 karma). Here's some hilarious posts he's made about the conflict:
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Another deleted one, back from the 2020 Democrat primaries. He's a Bernie Bro, no surprise there.
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What is this guy on about no one gave a shit about Muslims in the west after 9/11. I know Mexican kids who grew up in the US their whole lives but got bullied immediately after 9/11 because they were brown and swarthy. Most ironically, people were fucking with Sikhs who wore a turban after 9/11 and Sikhism started off as a sort of militant religion that arose as a response to Muslim incursions into India. Some of them even carry a ceromonial knife because tradition states they must always be armed so they're always ready to kill a Muslim.

Compare to the media response to attacks on Asians in the west immediately following COVID, a Korean lady would get robbed by a drugged out niggo who wanted crack money and it would get spun into "Vicious racist Americans are attacking poor Chinese people in the streets because of COVID fears."

Edit: somehow posted a duplicate response twice in the same post, edited out the double post.
 
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