r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

[SaidNoOneEver]

Yup I wanna see carnage

You don't need them getting shot up in a war for that, just check out some of their post-op pics.

 

[Josterman]

The Children's Crusade didn't even make it to the Holy Land before dissolving. People just went back home.

Or were sold into slavery hey I can see that happening to these losers

 

[Random Internet Person]

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A bunch of brocialists are clowning them too lmfao

r/stupidpol - r/VolunteersForUkraine is A Depressingly Stupid Subreddit; But Not For The Reasons You Think:

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Stupidpol is just KF for polsci grads who aren't quite ready to start calling people faggots. You could cut and paste some of their replies on that post into this thread and it would be almost indistinguishable.

So how long before Stupidpol is wiped out for not supporting Ukraine?

I'm waiting for the getting PTSD to own the libs posts.

That would require people to sign up to fight for the Russians. Or some people to go to Ukraine and hook up with the separatists.

 

[Scheele's Green]

I just heard the president of Canada said Putin told him Russia is going all in until the least breath if needed.

The Tweet from the UK Russian Embassy makes the above sentence more grim for the obese man children who think just because they were raised on COD they can fire a real fucking gun.

 

[hash-slinging slasher]

Any white person who does this is hilariously retarded but if anybody of any other race at all joins up, they need Jesus. Why would you fight for batshit insane people (I've met them. They all might genuinely have fetal alcohol syndrome) who would have you, your wife, and child killed at a moment's notice? Isn't parts of your paycheck forcibly going to them enough?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The Children's Crusade didn't even make it to the Holy Land before dissolving. People just went back home.

A bunch of them actually ended up being deceived and sold into slavery in the Ottoman Empire and other muslim nations iirc. Be hilarious to see a bunch of redditors become sex slaves

 

[Easterling]

The Children's Crusade didn't even make it to the Holy Land before dissolving. People just went back home.

Quite a few were captured by arab slavers and tartars, so they got about half way. You might be confusing them with peter the hermit or Emicho's army which had a holy goose

 

[biozeminadae1]

Quite a few were captured by arab slavers and tartars, so they got about half way. You might be confusing them with peter the hermit or Emicho's army which had a holy goose

But the Ottomans weren't formed before 1290 - the Crusade supposedly took place in 1212.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

But the Ottomans weren't formed before 1290 - the Crusade supposedly took place in 1212.

I'm probably getting my history mixed up then re: caliphates but a bunch of children crusaders did end up slaves to the ummah

 

[Kup]

Imagine dilating and dying for slavs who hate you and your way of life.

It’s like the opposite side of the coin ain’t it? On one side you have these idiots and on the other, the “Freedom is gud, love ‘murica,” types.

All idiots will be filtered by way of pointless foreign wars that mean nothing.

 

[McSchlomo]

As soon as the ukraine fun is over we should create r/VolunteersForPalestine

This could be a neverending source of content

 

[Ponzo]

Same subreddit vibes

 

[Easterling]

Imagine dilating and dying for slavs who hate you and your way of life.

It’s like the opposite side of the coin ain’t it? On one side you have these idiots and on the other, the “Freedom is gud, love ‘murica,” types.

All idiots will be filtered by way of pointless foreign wars that mean nothing.

Its the same sort of mentality as the Spanish civil war, They had gone through the first would war only about a decade ago, the horrors of drowning in mud for a few meters and you still got about 35,000 international commies decide fighting trained and equiped nationalists would be golly good fun.
Edit; Unsuprisingly the interantional brigades took very heavy casualties.

 

[Kusanigga]

lol I knew troons would support ukraine bs. in turkiye there was an old joke about when someone acts like a fag, others would ask "are you ukranian?" because they all migrated from there.

troons wanna fight russia? let them do it. they wanna look like heroes for those reddit coins. they're pussies, they won't fight for shit for other country.
you can't fight a fully trained russian army with your shitty gun knowledge from video games.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

lol,,,these fucking people...

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

What’s really sad is if America had a draft or need for immediate call to arms these LARPERS would be making a subreddit called r/dodgethedraft and do everything they can to avoid going to war for the county they live in.

 

[Linako 2.0]

God what I would pay to see a picture of one of these faggots showing up to frontlines to bash the fash only to be around a bunch of literal nazis from the Azov Regiment with swastika tattoos on their necks and talking about their need to execute "Muslim Orcs". I'd pay extra to see one of them that's a troon demand one of the nazis there respect their She/Her pronoun patch on their shitty wish.com chest rig they got for $15.

God what a extraordinary timeline we live in.

It would be like this except funny.

 

[Random Internet Person]

What’s really sad is if America had a draft or need for immediate call to arms these LARPERS would be making a subreddit called r/dodgethedraft and do everything they can to avoid going to war for the county they live in.

Of course. Because they hate America.

Same subreddit vibes

Now I can imagine some Russian internet users using this for propaganda regarding the sanctions like “these vapid idiots are supporting the people that are crippling the country and shunning us from the world. Join the army to shut them up.”

 

[admiral]

lol,,,these fucking people...
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Turning up to Ukraine and immediately being beaten and robbed for your brand new never-worn tactical gear because you're over-encumbered and can't run away is very cool, actually.

I personally like ~4 pairs of socks. Someone's gonna get trench foot lmao.

 

[Crex Crex]

Its the same sort of mentality as the Spanish civil war, They had gone through the first would war only about a decade ago, the horrors of drowning in mud for a few meters and you still got about 35,000 international commies decide fighting trained and equiped nationalists would be golly good fun.
Edit; Unsuprisingly the interantional brigades took very heavy casualties.

They thought shouting "NO PASARAN!!!" loud enough would magically stop El Caudillo, lmao. Same mentality today.