r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

[cistendered]

Well my fellow channers it's time to pack it in, the brilliant minds at r/VolunteersForUkraine figured out where the trolls are coming from.

 

[GlobalstarFM69]

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Those jannies on Reddit could never be like these bum boys.
I do wonder how many transformers and Thomas The Tank Engine posters are in the back of that thing.

Sorry, I couldn't resist

 

[Everest8850]

Or were sold into slavery hey I can see that happening to these losers

A bunch of them actually ended up being deceived and sold into slavery in the Ottoman Empire and other muslim nations iirc. Be hilarious to see a bunch of redditors become sex slaves

They had a really rare movie on the children's crusade aswell. The Catholic church would have laughed there ass off sending those children to the crusade.

 

[TheDuncanKramer]

Same subreddit vibes

Li'l Suzie Airstrike Casualty is stumbling around the ruin of her neighborhood with her guts hanging out, but what's really important is that brainless TV celebrities have to postpone their vacation plans. I'm sure that these people's token gestures of goodwill will give her comfort as her whole world fades into nothingness and she's taken by the cold hand of death.

 

[Everest8850]

Its the same sort of mentality as the Spanish civil war, They had gone through the first would war only about a decade ago, the horrors of drowning in mud for a few meters and you still got about 35,000 international commies decide fighting trained and equiped nationalists would be golly good fun.
Edit; Unsuprisingly the interantional brigades took very heavy casualties.

Took the words right out of my mouth.Corrupt politicians using poetry and the prospect of fairytale heroism to fool people to do their bidding

 

[WinchesterPremium]

25 most popular post: "Stay home you idiots"

26th most popular is same thing but more blunt:

What are the chances this guy isn't a pedophile?

 

[Executive Petrel]

It would be like this except funny.
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Better?

 

[Pill Cosby]

No paycheck
No pension
No VA benefits

They do it for free.

The same as being a Jannie on Reddit.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

A bunch of them actually ended up being deceived and sold into slavery in the Ottoman Empire and other muslim nations iirc. Be hilarious to see a bunch of redditors become sex slaves

I'm sure for a lot of them that's a fantasy come true...

 

[Nick Gars]

I'm sure for a lot of them that's a fantasy come true...

To be fair, for most tranny's the fantasy is to become the dildo, not the onahole. The majority of tranny's aren't gay, they're rapists trying to use "socially acceptable" means to get to their victims.

 

[Meiwaku]

I wonder if any of these fucks has the balls to take out the Russian Ambassador to the US or UN, perhaps storming the Ambassadors residence.

None of them have balls, they have amholes

 

[inception_state]

Two volunteers tried to show up at the Ukrainian Embassy in DC, forgetting that DC hates guns.

Men arrested with firearms in D.C. near embassy tell police they were volunteering to fight in war in Ukraine, officials say

Photographs taken by a Reuters wire service reporter showed police around a dark-colored Ford sedan with Indiana license plates and a Marine Corps veteran designation. The identities of the men arrested were not immediately made public.

The Secret Service said in a statement that charges filed against the men will include possession of a prohibited weapon, unlawful transportation of a firearm and possession of an unregistered firearm. After prosecutors review the case, they could make an initial appearance in court on Friday.

 

[Josterman]

They had a really rare movie on the children's crusade aswell. The Catholic church would have laughed there ass off sending those children to the crusade.

Huh nest I wonder if these losers will get one and everyone laughs at it

 

[LaxerBRO]

Alright Kiwi bros,

I have simulated military experience doing covert assassinations. In fact, I was awarded the coveted SA award for killing a Russian General.

The problem is that I need a PSG-1 rifle. Can we crowd fund me using CWC Coin?

 

[Meiwaku]

You've gotta be fucking me (archive)
checked the account too it's realView attachment 3040988

The account is 16 days old. Might be a troll?

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

If you're going to volunteer to go to Ukraine, don't fucking brag about it on reddit of all places. But then again, it's redditors they can't help themselves but to ruin everything. The best for the Ukrainians can hope for is that these retards get hazed and or for them to be put in backline duties.

 

[MeltyTW]

lol,,,these fucking people...
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These people really do think that Russian leadership being a bit dumb means thst a trained soldier won't instantly merc them on a battlefield from one of the top military superpowers

To the point they think they'll be fucking stabbing guys in tanks and with rifles. They don't have a clue how random or how complex war can be so they legit thi k the Russians must be pussies or retards that's not how the works lots of legit badassess die for dumb brain farts

I'd love to see them try and stab a filly armed spetznaz operative

 

[Everest8850]

Huh nest I wonder if these losers will get one and everyone laughs at it

Id love to see that

 

[Tommy's Mom]

*blocks your path*
Wat do?

LOL they all brought kneepads. It's like they know they're going to be blowing a lot of soldiers.

 

[TheBeanz]

*blocks your path*
Wat do?
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LOL they all brought kneepads. It's like they know they're going to be blowing a lot of soldiers.

These guys are Ukrainian teenagers: