Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Quantum Diabetes]

and what the deranged mumbling is this?

To be fair, you have to have a very high i.q. to understand me.

Listen, this shit has been planned a long time.
I have never seen such a rapid “unpersoning” of a whole country and everyone in it. Just look at this sweetheart Belle Delphine ripoff

Spoiler

Does she not deserve our boners just because of where she lives?

Actually what I’m saying is this website is for laughing at weird internet people, scammers, retards, ugly fat naked whores, etc and this whole fedora tipping Reddit tier political sperging can go to Home Depot, buy a cactus and shove it up your urethra.
Do we have to shit up every part of the internet with political bullshit? Holy fucking Christ have you ever smashed your peepee or masculine vagina into or towards a willing partner? Go ask mommy for tendies and a fresh diapie you political fucks.

 

[MeltyTW]

Somebody might have posted it already but wtf

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These people realize we made kids in brown countries afraid of open skies from our literal soulless flying death machines right? Russia is actually probably way kinder than us on some fronts and iirc they waited until it seemed like they needed to to bomb whereas iirc we did it immediately as a preemptive measure.

Countries are ran by people who see lives as numbers and tools.

People, do you think the upcoming Ukrainian offensive in the north will be successful?

Probably not

If your options are fight or die then you fight to the grim death, even more so if giving up would result in a brutal death. Giving the other side the option of surrender gives them an out when they feel like they are losing meaning less losses on your side.

This, no quarter is basically rage cope especially in this day and age and a big big no no if we apply the same standards we have to russia

 

[Simpadoo]

Why does it have to be that they do absolutely nothing or russia literally submits itself to being completely gangfucked? That's not how this works outside total war defeat which is something both sides can't really accomplish

I don't even know if total Russian collapse would be a goal or even a favorable outcome to the western elite and world leaders. Empires need a lot of shit to get and keep going if I'm putin I'm probably extremely pissed my nation is losing opportunities and resources to build up especially if I have global ambitions in former soviet territory and oil rich areas. That's what a lot of this war was about in the first place so announcing that you plan on knocking them down as an enrgry provider and taking hits at them already on that front is a big deal.

No it's not literally biden breaking into his palace and literally sticking his cock up his ass until he bleeds to death, no its not biden leading troops on a arch through Moscow and making putin kiss the ring as he and the troops rape the Russian women and behead the men and children. No its not Russian ultimate final doom idk whyit has to be all it really has to do is maneuver western powers over Russia economically and male this war a giant sink pit for Russia that objectively isn't worth it

So they used the sanctions on Iran and it was a massive failure: they’re still getting nukes soon.

They tried with the Best Korea and failed.

They objectives they claimed to pursue were not met.

Worthless, a fag’s weapon.

Also, Russia has a lot more going for them than either of those two examples. They can survive without the outside. Maybe they won’t die of AIDS like the West, though.

 

[Gay_nig_from_outer_space]

It's mega fake.

Yeah, looks DCS-ish to me and given all the tech Fighter Planes have, Dogfights at that distance and altitude are a thing of the past.

 

[Herty]

German kids program is releasing tips for kids to not get fucked in the head by the constant war hype in the media:
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Spoiler: ocr + google translate

Here's what you can do if you're worried:
Just take a break from the news and instead do what you enjoy and do well. Play games with your family, do sports or meet your friends outside. It's absolutely okay if you're having fun!
Do not watch the news alone, but preferably with your parents or siblings. Ask if you don't understand something and also talk about it if something scares you.
If you want more information, then use search engines like "Ask Finn!", "Helles Köpfchen" or "Blinde Kuh': Then you will only see information that you can understand well and that doesn't show any bad pictures.
If you can't sleep, talk to your parents about it. It can also help if you write down your dreams or worries. Then you don't think about it as much and you can fall asleep more easily. A nice bedtime story can also distract you.
If you want to feel better, you can sing out loud. That sounds a bit inappropriate at first, but singing out loud blocks the area of the brain responsible for fear.
If you don't have anyone to talk to, you can also call the grief number. It's free and you don't have to say your name. This is the phone number: 116 111.

This is legit so cute and nice that even my pessimistic ass can get a harm felling over it

 

[Merry]

Jesus christ, the only reason there was a population boom that was sustainable was because of the discovery of synthetic fertilizer, without it and a shortage of grain on top shit's gonna get UGLY
SPECIALLY in the middle east
>The plague of covid we had to endure for 2 years
>Russia has declared war and broken any sense of permanent peace in Europe and the world
>Now that countries start to isolate in anticipation of war grain and fertilizer shortages begin anew everywhere
>After decades of humanitarian aid famine is on the horizon
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
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Nature abhors a vacuum lmao

 

[Stoneheart]

A lot of hard lessons were learned. Heavy price was paid. Every Allied landing after that was successful.

Nothing was learned, they killed a bunch of leafs so they could get the british fighters to engage the german dive bombers. there was no plan to stay, the plan was always to hold the city for a couple of hours-

 

[Aidan]

Also, Russia has a lot more going for them than either of those two examples. They can survive without the outside. Maybe they won’t die of AIDS like the West, though.

You may want to look into that, actually. Sorry.

 

[b0x]

https://twitter.com/ClintEhrlich/status/1499649973138657288

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Somebody might have posted it already but wtf

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Notice how everyone is depicted as a colored woman (or a tranny) except Russian guy, who is depicted as a white male.
Funny how that is. Really subtle, too.

 

[Gay_nig_from_outer_space]

People, do you think the upcoming Ukrainian offensive in the north will be successful?

Assuming it's actually going to happen? It's going to be a fucking disaster. Ukrainian force's best bet is trying to get Russia into urban battles where the bodies on both sides pile up and lots of civilians die, in addition to minimizing Russian air and artillery superiority. I don't see how its going to work out for them at all.

 

[Marley Rathbone]

Air fight in Kiev
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"Ukraine has reportedly started a counter-offensive in the Kharkiv region. The goal is to push them back to the border. Combined-arms approach with armor, mechanized/motorized & artillery forces."

Shit is going down in Kharkov.

Maybe they'll drive directly towards the Kremlin and spank Putin's ass based on what the media and reddit will be saying.

I wonder what their logistics chain looks like; the city that is completely surrounded.

 

[Weeb_Killer]

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https://twitter.com/ClintEhrlich/status/1499649973138657288

I hope and pray to god that the reddit fags larping as infantry get caught up in this

 

[MeltyTW]

So they used the sanctions on Iran and it was a massive failure: they’re still getting nukes soon.

They tried with the Best Korea and failed.

They objectives they claimed to pursue were not met.

Worthless, a fag’s weapon.

Also, Russia has a lot more going for them than either of those two examples. They can survive without the outside. Maybe they won’t die of AIDS like the West, though.

North Korea would be way more of an empire if it were economically stronger and iirc north Korea has more Chinese open support than Russia has in this whole deal and Iran getting nukes isn't really comparable imo because nukes or no is a way bigger benchmark than getting a buffer state you don't really need it still really effected them you are way too fucking hung up on sanctions as like a bullet with stopping power vs a caltrop in your heels idk why you can't engage with it as a tool for economic positioning when I've already agreed with you over and over it won't fucking snipe russia dead in its tracks on this.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

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https://twitter.com/ClintEhrlich/status/1499649973138657288

Huh, I thought they were having to loot stores to even feed themselves, but apparently they have sandwiches for everyone they capture (except Redditors).

 

[RussianBlonde]

The goal, in my opinion, is to cause revolt among Russian citizens, and therefore against the government, without needing to commit any actual manpower bar the cunts that are stuck in the offiices cancelling contracts.

Lmfao of course that's the goal. But only a westerner without an inch of understanding how things work in that region of the world would actually believe it could happen.

 

[Herty]

But Ukranibros, i though we were winning... Reddit told me so!

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

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Claims that the Ukraine army is fighting AZOV/AIDAR themselves.
copy-pasta: "The nationalist battalions pose a big threat not only to the Russian soldiers, but also to the local civilians, who were kept hostage in the city, as well as to the current regime in Kiev and President Volodymir Zelenskiy. The crowds of armed nationalists have gained power in Ukraine during the last few years. "

Keep in mind that the source is pro-Russia so could be bogus.

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Hey, shot in the back by your own side is probably a kinder fate than what the Donbass boys were going to do to them.

 

[Marley Rathbone]

Kharkhiv

Ukraine's Second-Largest City, Kharkiv, Holds First Gay-Pride March

Thousands of gay and lesbian activists and supporters paraded in the eastern Ukrainian city of Kharkiv, marking the city’s first “pride” march.

www.rferl.org

 

[MeltyTW]

Russia is far, far more important to the global food and energy markets then North Korea or Iran. These sanctions are Russian Roulette, they will hurt at least the Europeans just as badly as it hurts Russia. America will have higher Gas and Petroleum prices but will weather the storm, though the American masses will be even poorer.

I doubt as much especially since they're are alternatives for Europe vs Russia which is more isolated