r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

[Psychotron]

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Brave and noble Redditor wants to know if it's possible to become a weapons manufacturer using his 3D printer and some Raspberry Pis. Yeah bro, Ukraine is already receiving the latest and greatest toys from Western Europe but I'm sure they'd love some hunk of junk you slapped together in 3 hours with $50 worth of hobby parts.

That boy was elon musk

 

[UCantCCPMe]

It's a brilliant 4D chess move. Convince all the retarded lefties to go die in Ukraine. Once they run out of commie fags and trannies, they turn to make the fight more diverse and start making their way through the rest of that stupid looking flag.

All "Big Hitler" Putin had to do was bomb a few dirty Slavs. He judo'd the shit out of the libs, owned the in fact.

 

[umami's milk]

50+ pages in a day. I haven't seen anything like it.

get your very own cardboard bullet vest

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[TheDuncanKramer]

This is ridiculous at so many levels.
First, mid-tweties. Nowadays kids are underperforming chickens, a whole unit of them could easily be taken out by an 80 year old veteran single-handed in close combat.
Also, mentioning wOmEn and cHiLdReN™ is mandatory if you want to get attention.
What to do if your stranded and don't know how to survive? Ask reddit, the chai-latte with soy milk slurping genderstudies participants on the interwebz will be a true and honest advisory staff for the case how to survive an armed combat.
The Austrian fags also demand luxury, probably five star hotel service, like the numales they are. It's like they were expecting war to be a funny simulation like lasertag or something.
High Quality Entertainment.

Reminds me of a commercial for shaving cream or deodorant I saw once. It has this WWII soldier in the middle of a battle, and he was addressing the audience, basically saying, "I didn't die so you could look like a fag 70 years from now." It was just fucking perfect.

I also recall a British reality show that aired back in 2004 called "Lads Army." They took a bunch of chavvy kids and put them through four weeks of (watered-down) 1950s-style British army training. Hilarity ensued, as you can imagine.

 

[2lolis1cup]

There is one thing that I believe these LARPers don't realize. The absolute best case scenario for them is to not see a minute of combat. The second best is win in combat and leave in one piece. The third best is be taken prisoner for months into years. The worst is death.

If they do get captured, which is likely since Russia winning this in a conventional war is the likely outcome. They will go to some of (if not) the worst prisons in the world as a bargaining chip against sanctions. They better pray they don't get captured by Russians, since their ass is on a train to Siberia that day. They will be meat for those potato drinking niggers that other Russians lock up. I can only pray we get Siberian Hotel stories out of this.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Reminds me of a commercial for shaving cream or deodorant I saw once. It has this WWII soldier in the middle of a battle, and he was addressing the audience, basically saying, "I didn't die so you could look like a fag 70 years from now." It was just fucking perfect.

lol, I want to see that commercial.

When you get down to it, pretty much all of the WWII vets would say that to their descendants now. On all sides of the war.

 

[TheDuncanKramer]

There is one thing that I believe these LARPers don't realize. The absolute best case scenario for them is to not see a minute of combat. The second best is win in combat and leave in one piece. The third best is be taken prisoner for months into years. The worst is death.

If they do get captured, which is likely since Russia winning this in a conventional war is the likely outcome. They will go to some of (if not) the worst prisons in the world as a bargaining chip against sanctions. They better pray they don't get captured by Russians, since their ass is on a train to Siberia that day. They will be meat for those potato drinking niggers that other Russians lock up. I can only pray we get Siberian Hotel stories out of this.
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Execution is probably preferable to getting sent to Black Dolphin.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

This one was so insane that mods deleted it.

This has to be a troll, the Russians don't have a singular, unifying ideology to tie them together like Muslims have. Not to mention the allusion to building concentration camps for Russians. It's so obvious that Reddit mods figured it out.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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Brave and noble Redditor wants to know if it's possible to become a weapons manufacturer using his 3D printer and some Raspberry Pis. Yeah bro, Ukraine is already receiving the latest and greatest toys from Western Europe but I'm sure they'd love some hunk of junk you slapped together in 3 hours with $50 worth of hobby parts.

Now THIS is peak Redditor. Thinks he can help a war 3000 miles away making hobby crafts in his neet den.

What floored me isn’t the making a weather station for artillery, that is something artillery does need but he’s so retarded in not understanding that almost every single modern artillery system will already have about 20 different military grade weather stations plugged into it any given time.

No, This faggots going to save the war by making portal style auto turrets, attached links “ how to control an airsoft gun with Arduino“ “ YouTube video how to make a tracking Nerf gun”.

Wow they/them had a great idea! Just make auto turrets to shoot at anything that moves! Why hasn’t the military ever done that? I’m sure real guns have the same recoil as nerf guns rite guies?

 

[MeltyTW]

I have a better guess:

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so rapists?

50+ pages in a day. I haven't seen anything like it.

get your very own cardboard bullet vest
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nintendo labo body armor.

Yes, yes it is

apparently multiple such conductors were fired, one for not condemning when asked and one for condemning the war but not saying fuck putin and remaining silent on that. the former i dont actually mind if the other examples like the later didnt make it clear this is just about punishing people not being pro west loudly enough. i dont even see how supporting separatist groups like the later did is bad if you condemn outside interference and there was some suppression and ive been told even violence against them.

we would never and havent accepted things like russia cracking down on americans who supported the change in ukrainian presidents or eastern bloc revolutions. the title of the article also just presume hes still pro putin even though its only controversial recently and may have changed

Valery Gergiev, a Putin Ally, Fired as Chief Conductor in Munich - Th…

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archive.ph

 

[slut4TempleOS]

Wow they/them had a great idea! Just make auto turrets to shoot at anything that moves! Why hasn’t the military ever done that? I’m sure real guns have the same recoil as nerf guns rite guies?

This is coming from the geniuses that think that going to a gun range twice, five years ago counts as valid experience to help in a war. Not to mention none of these faggots know basic maintenance is essential to having a gun that actually works.

Its all "wah wah guns are scary and evil" one minute and "ackshully I shot a gun once" the next.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Now THIS is peak Redditor. Thinks he can help a war 3000 miles away making hobby crafts in his neet den.

What floored me isn’t the making a weather station for artillery, that is something artillery does need but he’s so retarded in not understanding that almost every single modern artillery system will already have about 20 different military grade weather stations plugged into it any given time.

No, This faggots going to save the war by making portal style auto turrets, attached links “ how to control an airsoft gun with Arduino“ “ YouTube video how to make a tracking Nerf gun”.

Wow they/them had a great idea! Just make auto turrets to shoot at anything that moves! Why hasn’t the military ever done that? I’m sure real guns have the same recoil as nerf guns rite guies?

They need schematics for glitter-bombs. Maybe a glitter-bomb suicide vest.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I was ready to believe that a week ago, then we’re seeing how poorly maintained Russian military equipment is and how ill-coordinated the assault has been.

This is a fuckup from the top brass all the way down.

https://twitter.com/TrentTelenko/status/1499164245250002944

In a nutshell, the Russians were too corrupt to maintenance the tires on their vehicles before deploying them and now they're suffering blowouts from tire rot that are forcing them to drive on easily blockaded paved roads.

 

[The Nostril Whisperer]

There are trolls, delusional narcissists, and grifters muddying the waters, but I can see how this would be an appealing course of action to the average Redditor. Having done nothing of value their entire lives, war tourism offers a way to either become a real adult with meaningful experiences or end the slow boil of suffering with a semblance of dignity. None of them will be placed in the line of fire of course, and I hope that their experiences being a burden to the people they thought they were helping leave a suitable impression.

 

[Stoneheart]

The Ukikians are doing it all wrong, they should promise land for the volunteers. there are plenty of former elite soldiers all over europe that have been purged for beeing to right wing.
promisse to give Königberg to the germans, karelia to the finns, parts of white russia to the polish and latvians,etc.

also build up a white army of russians and other people of the Russian federation who hate putin. there are millions of those in the west and they could be willing to exchange service for getting dagestan or what ever for blood.

 

[Homo neanderthalensis]

Peace talks in Paris. A.D. 2022:
Putin: If Adidas reopens in Russia, we will release FaggotAss491 from the /r/polyamory as well ass CuckLord2 from the /r/childfree subreddit.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

These redditors are making it very hard not to root for the Russians.

 

[Atli]

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Not mine but I had to share.

This is a very intellectually optimistic portrayal of the average redditors view on the war in Ukraine

 

[Drowsy Mana]

Putin doesn't have his finger on some personal nuke button. If Putin gave the order to fire a nuclear weapon I'm willing to bet Nuclear War that his subsidiaries would have him immediately removed from office. Even those still loyal to Putin know of the unspeakable and permanent damage a nuclear weapon would cause, not to mention the entire world would descend on Russia and bomb it back to the stone age.

I needed to read this, thank you. I was worrying about just the end of everything which I guess goes to show how informed I am in world shit. I just wanted to grow old with my wife and kind of enjoy music making and playing putt putt with her. I'm an idiot so I appreciate this reassurance.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

I bet these niggas cannot bench press for shit.

Bench press? Bruh, if these motherfucker even so much as set foot in a gym they'd burst into flames like a Vampire walking into a sunlit Church Sanctuary on Easter Morning.