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Is Chris(tine) still scaring people from the FS mall?
Lots of malls have been dying even before the pandemic. Basically the people running them made them unfriendly to young people, while old people would often just walk around for exercise without buying anything. The arcades and fun stuff for kids mostly closed, and security guards would harass and follow around young people. Some malls even installed mosquito devices that make a sound that's supposed to repel teenagers but really it just pisses off anyone under 35 or so who hasn't completely ruined their ears. I think Amazon drove the final knife into them.
In my old hometown the mall died because of these reasons and more, and then hurricanes flooded the place so it was all full of mildew and the mall ended up being used for the county elections office and the school district's microfiche storage. I don't think there are any stores or restaurants left there.
 
We're at the dawn of a new saga people, the Jail saga is over. It's now the unexplained disappearance/missing in action saga.

Where in the world is Chris Chan Sonichu?
Lol, acting like Moulder & Scully should be on the case of a man put into asylum after raping his mother. CHRIS was always a VISA stay in reality, and now, he's being deported.
 
It would be pretty funny if there was a x-files episode on the hunt for a delusional hedgehog rapist, no?
Yes, one who was creating miracles, and it later turned out to be weens using lights and wires to make Chris look like he was a divine being.
 
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Depending on the reason he was sent to the state hospital, he may be returned to jail in the future. Also, the only reason he was able to be so easily sent to a state hospital is because he was in custody, so technically it's still part of the same saga vs. if he had received civil commitment.

But yes, it's taken a definite turn, because now it is an era of mystery where information is hard to come by. It turned from a crime procedural to a detective story.
 
Chris is not (at least as far as we know) crazy enough for this to happen.

As far as we know.

That statement goes two directions. I doubt the facility Chris is at knows him nearly as well as we do. What we know is an overdose of entitled copium could easily be misinterpreted as straight up fucking crazy by the uninitiated (or by evaluators who don't give enough fucks to look beyond the tales of cartoon jesus fairy ponies).


they're a relic from Borb's high school days

They're older than that. They used to be more of a college and military academy thing, back when that meant something and wasn't open to any fool willing to take out a house loan for a worthless diploma in intersectional basket weaving.

I don't know when the crap jewelry industry started seeing high schoolers as an untapped market.


I fully understand why Null cut ties with Chris and I wholly support Null in that

Support nothing. I'm straight up glad / relieved he did.

You can't help Chris. All you can do is fuck up your own life trying. Null doesn't deserve to have his life fucked up for Chris' sake.


Chris is way too selfish to be a friend to anyone.

To be a friend, Chris would have to first recognize other people as people, not just extras on The Chris Show.

Chris isn't just selfish; he's straight up solipsistic.


what would actually have to happen do you think to push him over the edge into suicidal thoughts?

Chris is too selfish to commit suicide.

(But I wouldn't put it past him to threaten suicide to manipulate people.)


It's absolutely illogical. If they hated the Chandlers, wouldn't they want them to sell the house and leave?

Oh they definitely hate the Chandlers. Chris is simply unaware of how forgiving and patient his neighbors actually are, and have remained so far. I'm a little surprised they haven't yet reached for the torches and pitchforks.


Bob might have been booksmart but he was a naive retard just like Chris.

Or he knew he was trapped in Baby Jail by Barb and simply too old and tired to fight her shit any more, going along with all her bullshit just to have whatever peace and quiet he could get in his old age.


I think that if they get the right kind of medication maybe they'll be a twinge of doubt that the cartoon world is real, especially if therapists are also trying to talk him out of it and are limiting anything that triggers his escapist daydreaming.

They're more likely to find the wrong medication and fuck him up for reals.


Basically the people running them made them unfriendly to young people, while old people would often just walk around for exercise without buying anything.

It's simpler than that. Young people found it a lot easier to steal daddy's amazon / paypal password than his physical credit cards.
 
What would happen if Chris had claimed that the CWCki and farms were causing him actual emotional and physical distress and were leading him to suicide , and he actually went through with it blaming both of them for his death, would both sites be shut down or be at legal risk for the emotional damage caused? I’m sorry if it’s sounds A-loggy but I’m not actually sure what the legal stuff is behind claiming harassment from entire websites and when someone could be held for actual damages?
 
They're older than that. They used to be more of a college and military academy thing, back when that meant something and wasn't open to any fool willing to take out a house loan for a worthless diploma in intersectional basket weaving.

I don't know when the crap jewelry industry started seeing high schoolers as an untapped market.
and they even have community college rings
 
What would happen if Chris had claimed that the CWCki and farms were causing him actual emotional and physical distress and were leading him to suicide , and he actually went through with it blaming both of them for his death, would both sites be shut down or be at legal risk for the emotional damage caused? I’m sorry if it’s sounds A-loggy but I’m not actually sure what the legal stuff is behind claiming harassment from entire websites and when someone could be held for actual damages?

Doubt. Though it is a reason why CWCki is neutral and farms have no troll ops (other than it being gay) so that you can't blame the sites for harassment/slander. Farms is entitled to free speech just like ED. You can call someone a Jewish nigger faggot communist fascist SJW bigot tranny retard and still be protected under free speech. You just couldn't do it in public randomly due to profanity laws.

The key is how is it directed. I believe awhile ago a teen was convicted of assisted suicide by bullying. They used her texts as proof. The issue is that the defendant brought up is that the victim willingly interacted with said correspondent. Which is true. If I go to directly and say to someone their life is meaningless then it's bullying/harassment. If I posted it instead on a blog or forum. The victim would have to willingly interact.

The issue is that there are weens and other no lifers who would read up on a thread. Then use it as ammo and harass their victim. So does that mean kiwi is liable? Who knows, the internet is a lawless place for the time being (at least in America) it's only a matter of time before new laws are made as it becomes more integrated into our life's.

edit on spelling because proofing is hard :(
 
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Yes, But he would fail the normal way and just be the weird dude that stacks groceries at a convenience store and gets around like any local tard you've ever met, he wouldn't be eternal meme nor walking black hole whose whole existence pivots around burdening the taxpayer, Bob and Barb could have saved themselves a lot of grief.
 
To echo what @I swear she's 18 said...

What would happen if Chris had claimed that the CWCki and farms were causing him actual emotional and physical distress and were leading him to suicide , and he actually went through with it blaming both of them for his death, would both sites be shut down or be at legal risk for the emotional damage caused?
Highly unlikely. The Farms has already been erroneously accused of driving at least two individuals to suicide. In the end, these accusations came to nothing because the Farms had done no such thing, but were simply an easy scapegoat for the professionally offended.

I relish the freedom to spout any old crap that I feel like on here, as well. But the Farms, no matter what some hyperbolists may say, don't constitute a hate site, have not caused or even influenced any deaths. Call me a fag, but if that definitely were the case then I'd be discarding the Farms and possibly even actively trying to shut them down. But it isn't, so I don't.
 
There's no legal precident currently keeping Chris from returning.(aside his incarnation) If one isn't applied when they eventually do sentence him (a court ordered restraining order or even another epo) then he can just as easily knock on the door or walk back in. Of course if Barb is still living there and still living when Chris gets out she herself can tell Chris to piss off and go away. Wether he listens and does so is another story entirely.
I really wonder what would happen if chris would try to come back to the so called sonichu temple with barb still living there, knowing how supporting and manipulative she has been trough the years.
Even if she doesn't let him in, chris always has been a very stubborn and selfish person that rarely accept "no" as answer, he may try accessing the house even with his mother trying to stop him.
 
I don't think I've ever known someone like Chris, who since birth was coddled, spoiled and raised to be a narc, get into altercations with the law and have exceptional escapades be thrown in jail for sexual deviancy and experience potential homelessness by the age of 40. You can't write stuff like this.

I guess, other than the incest (and perhaps petty theft), Chris' only crime was loitering, but that was because of his social 'upbringing'. Other than that, Chris lived in relative 'luxury' (living in a middle class home, all his financial needs were taken care of). If Chris was raised in the slums with seedy neighbors, his story would've been different. But yeah, anyone would 'envy' Chris life. At least they would have made the most of it, rather than waste it, like OPL.
 
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and they even have community college rings
I remember the sales pitch from Herff Jones at my high school. I don't know why I fell for it and bought a ring but most people did. They made a big deal out of how we were all going to want to remember our high school accomplishments and how meaningful they were and our ring would help us remember all our important connections we made in high school. The website is a taste of it. I hated high school, I didn't even attend any reunions, my old classmates probably think I'm dead, and I should probably go sell my ring to a pawn shop so it can be melted down into something better.
 
A more classic question to remind us of less depressing times in Chris’s history, I still wonder at times did Chris really get the honour roll? Many people will say it’s a stupid statement because everything we’ve seen of him has suggested he hasn’t got one once of sense in his brain. But honestly it’s not too hard to believe that at one point Chris might have gotten good grades, despite popular belief he isn’t actually mentally ‘retarded’. He took the Folstein test once and cale back with a perfect score, indicated there’s nothing wrong with general mental abilities, what makes him stupid, is his colossal lack of judgment, coordination, analysing and common sense mixed with his huge naïveté and lack of experience in life which makes him screw up constantly.

Do you think it’s possible, I know we got those documents of past homework from some ween digging through his garbage but do you think there were other classes, and lessons we didn’t see that he might have actually excelled in? It’s unlikely but it’s not too impossible to think he could have done well in at least one or two subjects.
 
A more classic question to remind us of less depressing times in Chris’s history, I still wonder at times did Chris really get the honour roll? Many people will say it’s a stupid statement because everything we’ve seen of him has suggested he hasn’t got one once of sense in his brain. But honestly it’s not too hard to believe that at one point Chris might have gotten good grades, despite popular belief he isn’t actually mentally ‘retarded’. He took the Folstein test once and cale back with a perfect score, indicated there’s nothing wrong with general mental abilities, what makes him stupid, is his colossal lack of judgment, coordination, analysing and common sense mixed with his huge naïveté and lack of experience in life which makes him screw up constantly.

Do you think it’s possible, I know we got those documents of past homework from some ween digging through his garbage but do you think there were other classes, and lessons we didn’t see that he might have actually excelled in? It’s unlikely but it’s not too impossible to think he could have done well in at least one or two subjects.
I don't think anybody knows for sure, but I personally don't think he did.

They might have put his name on it in some honorary capacity and let him wear a stole out of pity though, but I doubt he legitimately earned it.
 
A more classic question to remind us of less depressing times in Chris’s history, I still wonder at times did Chris really get the honour roll? Many people will say it’s a stupid statement because everything we’ve seen of him has suggested he hasn’t got one once of sense in his brain. But honestly it’s not too hard to believe that at one point Chris might have gotten good grades, despite popular belief he isn’t actually mentally ‘retarded’. He took the Folstein test once and cale back with a perfect score, indicated there’s nothing wrong with general mental abilities, what makes him stupid, is his colossal lack of judgment, coordination, analysing and common sense mixed with his huge naïveté and lack of experience in life which makes him screw up constantly.

Do you think it’s possible, I know we got those documents of past homework from some ween digging through his garbage but do you think there were other classes, and lessons we didn’t see that he might have actually excelled in? It’s unlikely but it’s not too impossible to think he could have done well in at least one or two subjects.
Generally, once high school students achieve honor roll, they would try to push academically further in college. If Chris got Honor Roll, he would've done well in PVCC and would've gotten his degree in 2 years rather than 5.
 
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