Chris is not (at least as far as we know) crazy enough for this to happen.
As far as
we know.
That statement goes two directions. I doubt the facility Chris is at knows him nearly as well as we do. What we know is an overdose of entitled copium could easily be misinterpreted as straight up fucking crazy by the uninitiated (or by evaluators who don't give enough fucks to look beyond the tales of cartoon jesus fairy ponies).
they're a relic from Borb's high school days
They're older than that. They used to be more of a college and military academy thing, back when that meant something and wasn't open to any fool willing to take out a house loan for a worthless diploma in intersectional basket weaving.
I don't know when the crap jewelry industry started seeing high schoolers as an untapped market.
I fully understand why Null cut ties with Chris and I wholly support Null in that
Support nothing. I'm straight up glad / relieved he did.
You can't help Chris. All you can do is fuck up your own life trying. Null doesn't deserve to have his life fucked up for Chris' sake.
Chris is way too selfish to be a friend to anyone.
To be a friend, Chris would have to first recognize other people as people, not just extras on The Chris Show.
Chris isn't just selfish; he's straight up solipsistic.
what would actually have to happen do you think to push him over the edge into suicidal thoughts?
Chris is too selfish to commit suicide.
(But I wouldn't put it past him to threaten suicide to manipulate people.)
It's absolutely illogical. If they hated the Chandlers, wouldn't they want them to sell the house and leave?
Oh they definitely hate the Chandlers. Chris is simply unaware of how forgiving and patient his neighbors actually are, and have remained so far. I'm a little surprised they haven't yet reached for the torches and pitchforks.
Bob might have been booksmart but he was a naive retard just like Chris.
Or he knew he was trapped in Baby Jail by Barb and simply too old and tired to fight her shit any more, going along with all her bullshit just to have whatever peace and quiet he could get in his old age.
I think that if they get the right kind of medication maybe they'll be a twinge of doubt that the cartoon world is real, especially if therapists are also trying to talk him out of it and are limiting anything that triggers his escapist daydreaming.
They're more likely to find the wrong medication and fuck him up for reals.
Basically the people running them made them unfriendly to young people, while old people would often just walk around for exercise without buying anything.
It's simpler than that. Young people found it a lot easier to steal daddy's amazon / paypal password than his physical credit cards.