Uh oh, it's the Russell Greer seal of disapproval! Remember ladies, if you post your pictures on Instagram, you're supposed to keep yourself available for some greasy litigious goblin in a ratty suit!
We only wish Russell was retarded – his studly lawsuits nearly thwarted our dastardly schemes! I was afraid his evidence would figuratively and literally kick my ass!
From the makers of 'Taylor Swift has AIDS' comes the all new 'Pete Davidson has Herpies'.
Absolute gold. There's nothing I love more then a good stealth insult where there is just NO way to reply to it and come out ahead.
As I recall, he thinks being an eggshell skull plaintiff means it's illegal to make fun of him or tell him no right?Absolute gold. There's nothing I love more then a good stealth insult where there is just NO way to reply to it and come out ahead.
Also while you are here, is there room to fit 'skull' into the subtitle of the thread? As @super thug pointed out, the correct legal term (and sounds funnier) is "eggshell skull plaintiff" not just "eggshell plaintiff." Thanks!
You're completely right, and he has called himself an eggshell skull plaintiff a lot. In the Ariana trial and other places. But I actually found one instance of him fucking that up in his Farrah saga.Absolute gold. There's nothing I love more then a good stealth insult where there is just NO way to reply to it and come out ahead.
Also while you are here, is there room to fit 'skull' into the subtitle of the thread? As @super thug pointed out, the correct legal term (and sounds funnier) is "eggshell skull plaintiff" not just "eggshell plaintiff." Thanks!
One of the legal Kiwis will probably know the answer, but my interpretation is more like "please be patient, I have eggshell skull". Though Russhole seems to take this to mean "no bully".
No, it means he's fragile.
No need to pretend, his lips don't work. ba dum tish
If it's a character limit problem, "Convicted of e-stalking" instead of "Now off probation for e-stalking" is just as true, is more likely to annoy him, and uses enough fewer characters that "skull" will fit in easily.Absolute gold. There's nothing I love more then a good stealth insult where there is just NO way to reply to it and come out ahead.
Also while you are here, is there room to fit 'skull' into the subtitle of the thread? As @super thug pointed out, the correct legal term (and sounds funnier) is "eggshell skull plaintiff" not just "eggshell plaintiff." Thanks!
His "only 9 or 10s" rule appears to only apply to the brothels. His boss that went on Nick's show said Russ would harass just about any woman, he wasn't as picky if he thought he could get laid for free it seems. He's transparent in his motivations, but I could see him trying to worm his way into an addict's life with just enough cash to supply her habit depending on what it was. Given what we know, he would have absolutely no problem using an addiction to create a semi-willing sex slave.
Given his filthy greasy glasses, eye dessication, and probable face blindness from autism, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he literally can't tell a pretty girl from an ugly one. That's why he incessantly stalks celebrities and e-thots; the hundreds of other greasy unwashed losers drooling over these women confirm to him that yes, they are high-status for being pretty. But Russ knows that any woman is a step up, status-wise, from no woman, and her being the same room as him means that she's that much closer to sucking him his penis. That's why I think that even if he got a girlfriend he wouldn't be satisfied with her and would keep "wooing" celebrities and e-thots. If he got an e-thot girlfriend, he would keep wooing celebrities. And if he got a celebrity, she wouldn't miraculously fix all his life problems, and he would go looking for another one.
Remember in his review of one particular brothel he said wouldn't name the hooker he liked because he was selfish? It made us wonder if he realizes that hookers bang multiple men a day, every day.
He's call women ugly before, but his perception of beauty is skewed. He's called the brothel workers "supermodels" and "9 and 10s" when most of them are quite plain when they're not all glammed up. The really attractive women he seeks are the high priced escorts you only find in big cities by appointment. They work when and where they want to, and they can afford to be quite selective in their choice of clients. Russ could never dream of affording them, and even if he somehow got enough money to pay for an hour, they'd reject him, and since they're independent, he couldn't do anything about it.
You mean attractive women are having more sex than a gimpy faced, pipsqueak, perverted paralegal?
There are unattractive people of both sexes that have sex regularly without paying for it because they're not self-centered assholes like God's Favorite Idiot. You and I know this, but Russ would be shocked to learn that, and feel it was massively unfair that fattie mcpatties and ugly people where getting laid and he wasn't.
Impossible. Only Rusty is allowed to have sex
