DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

i want to say street fighter x tekken but you have to understand, he has so many fucking videos and i've seen so many. too many....it's hard to point down the exacts.

i just remember specifically him lashing out and calling Ono a "sick perverted fuck"

Not exactly it, but this was the first result when I searched "poison" on DSPStreetFighter. I totally get it, though. He has so much junk on his channels.

 

[Paladin Derich]

He's not a true fan. First vidya fap for a lot of xoomers was Chun-Li.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Oh, and this really bolsters the idea that he's into cartoon characters.

Phil is sexually attracted to fictional characters? You don't say.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's now saying that GamePass is dead and his XBox is collecting dust.

Remember his flexing when he bought one? He even added a slide that some wheelchair made about GamePass lmao

Is this month's Gamepass not offering any walking sims for him to do snoozethroughs of or something?

 

[Shabobus]

Not exactly it, but this was the first result when I searched "poison" on DSPStreetFighter. I totally get it, though. He has so much junk on his channels.

He briefly mentions it at the beginning of this, too.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

can't even be that, since he blames it entirely on Ono, but from what I've seen this has existed long long before Ono ever came aboard.

i'm not one to make shit up about how Kat secretly left 15 years ago because phil blinked slightly slower on the left side opposed to the right.

his reaction was hilarious and there was little reason for such vitriol other than some attraction to Poison.

Oh absolutely, we know how Phil gets when someone embarrasses him.

He's not a true fan. First vidya fap for a lot of xoomers was Chun-Li.

Don't even get me started on the mountain of evidence that Phil didn't play video games until the early 2000's. I used to think it was just SF he played in the nineties, but now I can tell he's even more of a phony than that.

"King of Retro". Not even if "retro" is the PS2 era, dickweed.

 

[Chernabog3000]

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Atleast he's honest that he has no idea.

He'd get a pass if he wasn't so smug about his fucking degree in finance or whatever the fuck it was. How can you label yourself as Mr multiple succesful ventures in vidya entrepreneurial endevaors and 'business school' graduate yet not have a fucking clue the implications of all of these companies and banks and creditors refusing to do business is russia. It's pretty simple phil, their fucked for the time being.

The wheelchairs in chat have a better grasp on the economical struggles of 2022 Russia than Phil does.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Not exactly it, but this was the first result when I searched "poison" on DSPStreetFighter. I totally get it, though. He has so much junk on his channels.

Gotta love that authentic Italian pronunciation. "Cyapcyahm"

 

[Lolidaki]

Not exactly it, but this was the first result when I searched "poison" on DSPStreetFighter. I totally get it, though. He has so much junk on his channels.

"It can be seen in concept art for Poison that she was referred to as "ニューハーフ" (roughly translated as "newhalf"), a largely derogatory Japanese term equivalent to "shemale". The sprite censorship has nothing to do with it, Dave got honey dicked, simple as that. Capcom made her tranny during the concept phase due to their own internal struggles with how they and Roxy were going to be treated.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

It doesn’t surprise me that Phil jerked off to a cartoon tranny, because he’s a homosexual

It’s really, really funny though

 

[Jasper2K]

Phil is sexually attracted to fictional characters? You don't say.

Wouldn't be a big deal if he wasn't such a faggot about fanservice in games today. Muh wife shut bitch boy we seen some of your browsing history

 

[PetiteDragon43]

It

The way he is standing and turns around its like he has shat his pants and is fucking 80 with fucked hips.

But to you phill the idea of going for a walk is a bannable offence....... mature adult right there you fucking mongoloid

Playing skyrim on the day stream again.....but not enough time for now releases
Never change you dumb cunt

I keep hearing from Alotta Peepul that he stood that way because of his back issues. I guess we may see the return of ThumbSydePill if these back issues are really making a comeback

Spoiler: Thumb with bitch tits

 

[Iron Father]

"This is the problem; Everyone in life is thinking about right now what's in front of them and not long-term. Seriously!"

OK, I'm out.

"Please tip me. I appreciate superchats but tips help me right now!"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Is this month's Gamepass not offering any walking sims for him to do snoozethroughs of or something?

All it'll take is for one of his dentheads to ask him to play Flight Sim again, and we'd get Phil refusing to fly over where his fans want him to go. All the while, he'll be babbling about nothing while looking like a Nazi trying to hide his coke habit.

 

[Full Race Replay]

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"I had a slow fucking day today and its clear that if I play anything else but Elden Ring, nobody will watch. Plus I can't drive for shit."

Not surprised he weaseled his way out of this one. Gran Turismo and racing sims in general is a type of game where no amount of hand-holding can help phil. Even if he knows exactly how to drive the car optimally his execution would be horrible. If he went through with this game it would have been a classic playthrough with the likes of Driver San Francisco or other NFS games.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil needs money for his day off, and for two bills that are due after his day off. (If you're doing illegal math, you'll realize that is $600 for his day off, and probably $600 for those two bills)

He says the one bill may come out on Thursday, but it varies every month. Why does it vary every month? Hard to say, but there's a good possibility Phil either doesn't actually know the day it comes out because he doesn't properly track his budget, or he is unsure what days he previously claimed these bills hit in previous months, and is trying to give himself some wiggle room so he can beg wherever he wants to.

Also keep in mind that as of 5 days ago, Phil had used all of his YT paycheck and his tips to pay off all of his bills (but only for last month!). This resulted in Phil spending $7000 ($5.5k from YT, and $1.5k from 10 days of tips). Where did the last 5 days of tips go, given that Phil has not left the house and all of his bills had been paid? Where did the $350 from Patreon go? Umm... hm.
Seem to be some issues with this math...

 

[TurdFondler]

One of the bills might come out on something like "last thursday of the month" which would be enough to make it a complete mystery to Phil.

 

[UaineRunei]

...ok?

 

[Surly Muppet]

...ok?

Well. Jim the Froggah is someone's sock then.
It's apparently harder to juggle chat windows than you'd think given how frequently this seems to happen.

 

[UaineRunei]

Well. Jim the Froggah is someone's sock then.
It's apparently harder to juggle chat windows than you'd think given how frequently this seems to happen.

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