Do you care about the brave, free democratic nation of Moldova? No, never thought about it in your life? Well, you are going to love it - as much as you love Ukraine. In fact, you are going to love Moldova as much as you love your own country.
I am going to make a few predictions:
1. Russia will invade Moldova after Odessa falls.
2. Russia will invade the Baltic states and Poland before the end of 2023 (maybe this year)
3. NATO will no longer exist in any meaningful way.
3, There will be a global famine by Q4 this year.
Let me explain:
1. There's a Russian puppet state in Moldova called Transnistria. Transnistria is a fragment of the old USSR. The Russians will link up with their forces in Transnistria and take over the country. AND YOU WILL CARE ABOUT MOLDOVA - JUST AS YOU HAVE ALWAYS CARED ABOUT UKRAINE.
2. Given that the EU is still disarmed, Putin will take advantage of Western weakness to seize the Baltics and half of Poland to plug the gaps in Russian geography, I suspect, this year. What will the US do? This leads me to the next prediction.
3. Biden's choice is either:
Live up to America's treaty obligations resulting in $200 Oil and lose another war and lose the midterms OR
Fuck the treaties and cut off oil exports and not not fight another war and have the cheapest food and gas prices in the world and possibly win some seats. I suspect, many Big Tech companies will banned globally in retaliation if you are looking for another silver lining.
It's going to be an interesting choice.
4. I cheated - a famine is guaranteed. 2 of the largest grain producers are at war so there's going to be a famine. Russia and Ukraine produce over half of the world potash so there's going to be a famine. The Chinese are hogging all the phosphates so there's going to be a famine. Nitrates comes from natural gas - you get the idea. The last time there was a bad harvest this bad was 2011 which set off the Arab Spring. This disruption is much larger. Africa and Asia will starve. There might be rationing of food in some parts of Europe. America will have increased food prices for a little while.
On the plus side, American agricorps will make record profits.
Once again, I will remind you that I am an anonymous retard.