Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
I don't understand, how is he cosplaying? I don't know shit about Kingdom Hearts outside of what I've seen in this thread, but from my understanding the character he's pretending to be doesn't have a caveman beard, fucked up old hair dye or severe autism face, right? Is his definition of cosplay just wearing this jacket? What shoes is he wearing with them? Is he acting like the character at all?
 
I don't understand, how is he cosplaying? I don't know shit about Kingdom Hearts outside of what I've seen in this thread, but from my understanding the character he's pretending to be doesn't have a caveman beard, fucked up old hair dye or severe autism face, right? Is his definition of cosplay just wearing this jacket? What shoes is he wearing with them? Is he acting like the character at all?
There is a subset of poor and/or lazy weebs that like to call any outward appearance that could even tangentially be connected to a character or a series as "cosplaying" because they want to claim to be a cosplayer without having to invest the time and money to do it well. I.e., wearing a single piece of jewelry, having hair dyed or naturally the right color, having a certain hairstyle, wearing a specific color or item of clothing - no matter how generic - can all count as "cosplay".

In this case, I don't think Adam is completely abusing the term because the jacket is at least identifiable as something that specifically Kingdom Hearts characters wear, but I think he's definitely bending it to make himself feel special.
 
Is this what he is trying to do?
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I swear to God, if he dressed in that cosplay for the night club then there is seriously zero hope for him ever having a shred of decency. Also, I know "miniature victories" are a thing therapists teach people about but is going to a night club and not having a panic attack really a victory? That's like saying "I did it, I crossed the road and didn't get hit by a bus!" (although that's me taking his calling it a panic attack literally, when I can guarantee it's only a panic attack in his little world when in reality he just freaked out a bit)
 
Step 1) Research new hobby/interest

Step 2) Make multiple posts on social media about how you are totally going to start learning tomorrow

Step 3) Collect asspats from the dwindling amount of enablers who haven't realised what a parasite you are

Step 4) Realise that gaining any amount of competence in said hobby/interest will require diligence and hard work

Step 5) Give up

Step 6) Repeat
 
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Having bore witness to the height of the KH craze back in the 2000s, I can say many weebs would "cosplay" as their own Org XIII OCs (guys in the black coats).

The crux of these characters, as someone pointed out earlier, were soul-less edgy emo doppelgangers of other characters. Requirements to be this type of character for your OC? Wear the jacket, be depressed, and add an X to your name when rearranged.

So maybe Adam isn't "cosplaying" as Roxas (who he will eventually based on his purchase history) but his own OC. Name possibilities include:

XADAM
MADAX
DAMAX

Probably DAMAX since it's close to an actual character, DEMYX. Maybe that's why he chose that moniker all those years ago...
 
Having bore witness to the height of the KH craze back in the 2000s, I can say many weebs would "cosplay" as their own Org XIII OCs (guys in the black coats).

The crux of these characters, as someone pointed out earlier, were soul-less edgy emo doppelgangers of other characters. Requirements to be this type of character for your OC? Wear the jacket, be depressed, and add an X to your name when rearranged.

So maybe Adam isn't "cosplaying" as Roxas (who he will eventually based on his purchase history) but his own OC. Name possibilities include:

XADAM
MADAX
DAMAX

Probably DAMAX since it's close to an actual character, DEMYX. Maybe that's why he chose that moniker all those years ago...
Holy shit. You just made me realize they all had an X in their names. What a funny little Easter egg. I must have not remembered or noticed that because I was busy enjoying the cool worlds. Not the retarded plot.
 
Don't know about you all, but I am very much enjoying the faggy leather jacket era. It won't make the highlights reel but it will be a solid deep cut for the OGs to feel nostalgic over in a couple of years.

Chibi, you have it exactly right. The reason why random women previously didn't feel like partying with you in nightclubs was your jacket and not literally everything else about you. Go get 'em, champ.
 
Chibi is coping hard on twitter: (https://archive.is/wip/zmDWD)
Woke up this morning to more people giving me shit about actually going out and enjoying my life. Wow. Maybe if you went out and enjoyed your life you wouldn't have to tear down other people for enjoying theirs :)
Wow, who are these people? It would help if you mentioned them, Adam.
 
Is it possible for him not to take the ugliest fucking photos of himself ever, dear god he needs to learn how to groom himself and how to not take the most digusting photos I have ever seen

Chibi is coping hard on twitter: (https://archive.md/wip/zmDWD)

Wow, who are these people? It would help if you mentioned them, Adam.
Honestly Adam (since you're probably reading this), we don't actually give a fuck what you do with your time, you're the one who insists on broadcasting it out into the world, we're just here to laugh when the stuff you broadcast is dumb. If you stopped broadcasting every little thing you'd notice this thread would die in probably a few weeks at most, with the occasional "What happened to Chibi?" questions and memes about your many failings
 
Taking pics like this and posting them is all in good fun for the most part... except he ALREADY looks like a hideous unwashed hobo with moldy bread hair on a good day so it's not really a joke. It's not a funny pic of an otherwise normal looking person. Instead we just get to explore ✨new and horrifying angles✨ of a weeb hobo who already was greasy and creepy enough to haunt the nightmares of the egirls he simps for.
 
You just know he's seeing his consoomer heroes all day on social media making those retarded hyper-exaggerated faces. They have the followers, the likes, the ad revenue and the pussy (?) he's been longing after for a decade. And it's a lot of work being a streamer who isn't a reprehensible piece of shit that doesn't know how to brand themselves in a way that isn't "laugh at me for being pathetic" and that isn't constantly antagonizing their tiny unironic fanbase. It's a lot easier to just imitate success in the most superficial and lazy way possible and as a bonus he probably cums a little every time he posts one of those pics knowing how much he'll be made fun of.
 
Chibi is coping hard on twitter: (https://archive.md/wip/zmDWD)

Wow, who are these people? It would help if you mentioned them, Adam.

As funny as that would be if he were actively reading this and talking about us, he’s getting directly weened pretty hard on the tweets. I think he means them

Edit to clarify, I know of course he knows about this thread and has read it and checked in before, but I don’t think it’s been confirmed in a while that he lurks regularly or is up to date
 
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You just know he's seeing his consoomer heroes all day on social media making those retarded hyper-exaggerated faces. They have the followers, the likes, the ad revenue and the pussy (?) he's been longing after for a decade. And it's a lot of work being a streamer who isn't a reprehensible piece of shit that doesn't know how to brand themselves in a way that isn't "laugh at me for being pathetic" and that isn't constantly antagonizing their tiny unironic fanbase. It's a lot easier to just imitate success in the most superficial and lazy way possible and as a bonus he probably cums a little every time he posts one of those pics knowing how much he'll be made fun of.
I've pointed this out before but what Adumb doesn't realize is that those heavily photoshopped/pampered e-thots and media influencers knock that shit off when they turn the camera off, when they log off, when they turn the stream off, etc. Null has said this also, no matter how well you think you know your favorite youtuber/streamer, you don't know them. They're probably assholes in real life. Maybe they smell bad behind the camera. They probably only pretend to like anime/video games/marvel shit, or at best have merely a passing interest in, these nerdy niche hobbies because it gets them social media dopamine and that sweet, sweaty chingachingching.

Adumb buys the influencer grift hook, line, and sinker and acts like an obnoxious wannabe nerd cosplaying retard 24/7 on and off camera. That's why he's so laughably pathetic even when tweeting where he should have complete control of the narrative. All the people he idolizes or thirsts for almost certainly find him offensive to all five senses.

tl;dr Adam you're fucking dumb and they're never gonna let you in the influencer club. Keep embarrassing yourself for our amusement.

Chibi is coping hard on twitter: (https://archive.md/wip/zmDWD)

Wow, who are these people? It would help if you mentioned them, Adam.
Hi Adam!
 
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