DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
And I just chekced the game release dates for the coming weeks. what do you guys think he will add to the schedule? GT7 seems out so what could come in? there is a Persona 4 Arena ultima game, a Assassins Creed Valhalla DLc and Final fantasy Origin. Other gamed on't seem to have the name for Phil. Heck Crusader King 3 comes out for PS5 and Xbox on the 29th of March. would be funny to see Lord Gout rule Italy
He already mentioned he won't play GT7, I believe he did the same for P4A. Considering he'll still milk Elden Ring for months to come, I seriously doubt he'll play Stranger of Paradise ("I'm already playing a Soulslike, dood!").

He´s not interested in the AC: Valhalla expansion and Crusader Kings 3 is too much busywork for him. The only two new games I'd assume he'll play this month are WWE 2K22 (but he doesn't watch wrestling, okay?!) and Ghostwire: Tokyo.
 
This mentality right here is the main reason Phil is so unpopular. The viewers pay his salary so if he wants more money he should focus on doing the things that entertain them. This isn't a new take but he treats it like he works a desk job where all that matters is that he's mindlessly inputting information. He thinks if he sits there with a controller in hand and stares at a screen then he's entitled to money; this is ultimately his biggest downfall and the reason fewer and fewer people enjoy his content.

If I had his fanbase and they were telling me they wanted me to go do x, y, and z thing I'd go do it. He's a performing clown, embrace being the clown and they'll throw more of their retard $$$ at you and probably tell their other retard friends that he's funny and the whole thing will snowball. But, of course, that is too hard to grasp for the Renton retard.

Edit: is this mentality something to do with his pride, stupidity or a fear that the detractors will laugh at him?
He can't be entertaining as someone like this. Also, Didn't he start Elden Ring 9 days ago? Check out the views and likes. lol

 
Being real, if Phil were to be paralysed from the waist down, how would it affect his life in any way?
Dude, imagine the hell DarkSydeKaren could raise over wheelchair accessibility. He'd be that one guy nobody actually feels pity for because he's obviously milking his disability and mercilessly beating everyone over the head with it. I think Phil secretly resents disabled people because he's more deserving of the public's sympathy as the oft-persecuted King of Suffering. Someday SBM or some future wheelchair will get their 10th pre-release for accessibility testing and Phil will have a meltdown: "Dood, they can get money and special, elite-tier deals without doing anything?! Just because God rolled the dice, and said, 'Ohhp here you go, you get to do nothing your whole life and make a bajillion fucking dollars!!!' That's so unfair. That's just... *Shakes head while updating tips goal* That's so ridiculously unfair, man. *Directly into camera* I'm the one who built a successful streaming business, and had it torn down by sick, twisted individuals who constantly try to ruin my life *SNORT*. SuperBlindMan gets early releases like a shill and everyone sucks up to him on Twitter, and all he has to put up with is never seeing stupid fucking sunsets, big deal, right? What I'm forced to put up with on a day to day basis is WAAAAY worse, ok? WAAAY worse. Now this is me being honest here, alright? I'd muUUUuUch rather be in his shoes. It's just a fact. It's just a fact, alright? Ok."

This mentality right here is the main reason Phil is so unpopular. The viewers pay his salary so if he wants more money he should focus on doing the things that entertain them. This isn't a new take but he treats it like he works a desk job where all that matters is that he's mindlessly inputting information. He thinks if he sits there with a controller in hand and stares at a screen then he's entitled to money; this is ultimately his biggest downfall and the reason fewer and fewer people enjoy his content.

If I had his fanbase and they were telling me they wanted me to go do x, y, and z thing I'd go do it. He's a performing clown, embrace being the clown and they'll throw more of their retard $$$ at you and probably tell their other retard friends that he's funny and the whole thing will snowball. But, of course, that is too hard to grasp for the Renton retard.

Edit: is this mentality something to do with his pride, stupidity or a fear that the detractors will laugh at him?
For Phil it goes L A Z I N E S S > ego/insecurity >= greed. The ceaseless inner-conflict of his L A Z I N E S S, ego/insecurity and MASSIVE greed is what makes Phil, The Guy™. It is incredible to watch him beg one moment and turn around with burning indignance that his paypigs would ask for even the SLIGHTEST return on investment. This is really why Phil loathes his audience more than the trolls, some people think its because they're tards, but he doesn't give a fuck. Its because his viewers don't just pay him "what his time is worth" without motivation, vests, stupid fucking hats, clownmode, etc. He sees other streamers succeed effortlessly, and his pigbrain can't comprehend that they are statistical outliers, so he feels entitled to that level of support, especially since he predates most of them. Phil will not accept money if there are even the slightest expectations on him as a result, he's turned down substantial amounts out of fear it would indebt him in some way. At the root of it all is the pigroach equivalent of an Id, L A Z I N E S S. Any expectation placed on him in exchange for money, any hint that memberships are transactional, any stupid fucking morahn that thinks tipping Phil gives them the right to tell him how he should play the game, answer questions, treat his viewers, interact with the stream, edit his content, or what equipment he should buy, sends the pigroach into an anxiety-induced rage at the mere thought of potential future effort.
 
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God Phil's humor is terrible, he was playing Horizon Zero Tips and one of the characters tells him "she panicked after waking up and stumbled down here. I thought it was best to wait for you", Phil's character says "Ok, I'll talk to her" and goes inside a room where the NPC he has to talk too is waiting for him, he sees the NPC on the ground and Phil says "She walks up to her and says 'STOP HITTING YOURSELF,STOP HITTING YOURSELF' " as he does slapping motions on his own face.

Jesus his humor is retarded, what does that have to do with anything? One character is in shock and Phil joke is that he would grab her hand and would make the NPC hit herself, what the fuck? It's not even funny and it has nothing to do with anything, it would be like if a NPC merchant had a mission for you and he said that.

What a dent, something I was also thinking and that has been said before is that Phil is the only channel I know of that has literally no highlights, there is zero funny,interesting or intelligent moments in his stream and he has been creating content for 13 years (if you could even call what he creates content since it's so low effort and trash), his retrospective streams where he watches the supposed highlights of his career are all boring as shit, for example in one of the highlights Phil was rotating the camera around his character during a cut scene and present day Phil is so incredibly autistic he thought that was hilarious and started ACK ACK ACKING for two minutes over rotating the camera around himself during a cut scene.

God his content is terrible, 13 years and not one moment worth mentioning for positive reasons.

 
Bro you gotta let me believe there's a good, successful DSP in an alternate timeline. I need this, the reality is too bleak otherwise.
*click* "Alright everyone, hello hello, welcome to the Elden Ring premiere stream! Reminder that when you tip all contributions go DIRECTLY to Seattle Children's Hospital, thank you for even donating a single dollar, ok let's start the gameplay immediately!"
 
Phil's life is a cautionary tale about being yourself. He'd make a good gambling game streamer. Dude actually enjoys himself and knows his shit.
Bro, when he played blackjack in Lost Judgment he gave up one round and reloaded his save because he thought that you still lose if you have a tie with the dealer.
 
God Phil's humor is terrible, he was playing Horizon Zero Tips and one of the characters tells him "she panicked after waking up and stumbled down here. I thought it was best to wait for you", Phil's character says "Ok, I'll talk to her" and goes inside a room where the NPC he has to talk too is waiting for him, he sees the NPC on the ground and Phil says "She walks up to her and says 'STOP HITTING YOURSELF,STOP HITTING YOURSELF' " as he does slapping motions on his own face.

Jesus his humor is retarded, what does that have to do with anything? One character is in shock and Phil joke is that he would grab her hand and would make the NPC hit herself, what the fuck? It's not even funny and it has nothing to do with anything, it would be like if a NPC merchant had a mission for you and he said that.
He still gets really anxious about deadair and being boring. In some part of his swollen gin-pickled pigbrain, Phil knows the poor performance of his streams aren't solely due to trolls, so he makes incredibly forced jokes to try and mimic humor he remembers seeing on streams and vods before he stopped viewing any other creator's content. So he is poorly imitating ~10 year old YouTube and Blip.tv humor to just kill time and fill space. Cringe is usually induced when something comes from a place of insecurity, contrivance, or desperation, all of which form the basis of Phil's "humor".

A shitload of Phil's content is what you'd get if you read a "How to be a Great Streamer" article on Medium in 2012. Study streamers you like, see what makes people tune in and stay engaged, make funny jokes, be animated with your expressions and gestures. I 100% think Phil read that last one and took it to heart and its just slowly become his entire personality. The problem is Phil is borderline retarded, and possibly autistic, so he misinterpreted everything he read and stole from other streamers, and like every undertaking of Phil's, he just brute-forced it until somehow it worked out. Its pretty much established fact that Phil has an alarmingly high ratio of disabled viewers in his audience, its really not a meme anymore. I think his humor and clownmode have a strange, sensory and liturgical effect on the mentally disabled and children, resulting in a hypnotic fugue state where their wallets are perpetually open. Phil's humor and clownmode are the bioluminescent lure he dangles in front of wheelchairs while picking their pockets.
 
Phil had some "humour" back in the day, even if it was shit, to fill dead air.
Agreed. At least Phil tried to be funny and relate to his audience. It's remarkable how Phil always manages to get worse every day. Until the inevitable end when 60 year old Phil is sitting there running an 8 hour daily podcast bitching about clouds.
 
As someone whose been working through a fucked up shoulder for the last year. No way in hell he is in any sort of significant pain. There's points in my range of motion with my shoulder where I legit want to die the pain is so intense I have to stop what I'm doing and slowly reposition my arm as shit grinds clicks and pops back into place. There's movements I know I can't make, im concious of and all times to avoid the the pain I sure as shit wouldn't be just wailing my arms around wildly or rocking back and forth or some shit. I can't even sleep or sit in some chairs without supporting my shoulder.

This mother fucker though wants us all to believe he's over there rocking around and making all these spastic movments and hand gestures with crippling back pain? Get the fuck out of here DSP. What a clown. People with back pain avoid jerky sudden movements and rocking ecspcially while sitting down in a fucking computer chair. You'd think you'd be glued to that backrest and lumbar support.

What a cool guy dsp is.
 
I gotta say this though, it's fun to watch a meltdown live and not on clip channels (nothing but love for clip channels). The sodium chloride and copium are in insane doses today.
I agree but for different reasons. Clip channels turn 30 seconds of content into 120 seconds of content plus sounds effects, pop culture references, repeating some dumbass thing Phil said in the past that contradicts/reinforces/has no reference whatsoever to what he just said.
 
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