Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Vesperus]

Normally, transformers are not easy to replace but maybe they had the foresight to have replacements on hand in their planning piece. I know I would.

You're kidding, right? I've had nerf gun fights with more planning than this war.

 

[Coccxys]

So should The West (TM) be learning Mandarin, Russian or Hebrew? Im confused

Swedish, when the nukes fly everyone will forget about Sweden and they'll rule supreme over the smouldering wastelands of mutants.

 

[Random Internet Person]

So should The West (TM) be learning Mandarin, Russian or Hebrew? Im confused

Go for Mandarin if you wanna do business.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

has this been posted yet? Russia really is returning to monke lol
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I vividly null said somthing about Russia making steps to an insular internet

 

[JambledUpWords]

Go for Mandarin if you wanna do business.

And Russian if you want to work for the CIA/FBI

 

[lol you sukc]

Zelensky is still doing what he usually does:
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I would imagine that behind closed doors Western leaders must be getting quite tired of Zelensky's attempts to press them into action. His previous shtick was to essentially blackmail other nations by publicly thanking them for support that apparently was never agreed upon and now he's calling them cowards. This "hero" is becoming a bit inconvenient for those that just wanted to partake a bit in the feel-good propaganda, maybe a photo op later with Zelensky in exile, but otherwise are at most prepared to put their stamp on a few sanctions or something.

 

[Balr0g]

Swedish, when the nukes fly everyone will forget about Sweden and they'll rule supreme over the smouldering wastelands of mutants.

I would go with German. Switzerland has the capacity to put all their citizens into bunkers so if a nuclear war breaks out the Swiss will rise to rule the world (wahtever is left) But in the nice friendlcy Swiss German not the hard rude German

 

[Socrates]

I vividly null said somthing about Russia making steps to an insular internet

Yup IIRC Russia has been looking to set up a Russia only intranet ala North Korea for some time now.

 

[Simpadoo]

Judging by what we've seen of their logistics, I'm gonna guess

Going with @Spicey McHaggis here. I tend to doubt it. This contingency may not have even entered the Russians'/Belarusians' minds. They expected a walkover. Not happening. Starting to turn into another Finland for the Russians.

Vlad seriously needs to declare victory and go home.

The objective is to make the Ukes never ever think about joining NATO. The Retard-In-Chief keeps goading Russia so I don’t think that’s happening soon.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Nah China is going under with the rest of us. They're making hay while we dwindle but the collapse of the current system will collapse China's house of cards too.

Depends what you mean by "collapse". Large part of China's economy looks as rickety as their rice krispie housing blocks. Otoh they are now the world's Numbah Wan manufacturer by a ridiculous margin and all those factories and skills and accumulated knowledge and distribution chains aren't going to disappear just because investors lose fucktons of Yuan in real estate scams.

Chinks have lots of savings under the mattress and are used to hardships, so on average they're maybe a little better positioned to handle Moneygeddon than the rest of us.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Swedish, when the nukes fly everyone will forget about Sweden and they'll rule supreme over the smouldering wastelands of mutants.

Did you miss the opening moves in this, about a week ago, when Putin insanely threatened to nuke Finland and Sweden?

 

[Nuns with guns]

Isn't it based on Latvia? rutracker.org on the other hand...

m0nkrus, the free shit you can find at VK, hell I depend on those no joke.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

CNN, ABC and CBS News to stop broadcasting in Russia after Putin's threat to lock up journalists for 12 years: Bloomberg, BBC and Canada's CBC 'temporarily suspend' operations​

• CNN has said it would stop broadcasting in Russia while Bloomberg and the BBC said they would temporarily suspend the work of their journalists there
• CBS News stated that it is no longer broadcasting from the country
• ABC News has several correspondents working in the country currently but none were broadcasting from Russia on Friday night
• CBC Canada 'temporarily suspended' the work of their journalists in the country

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10579867/CNN-ABC-CBS-BBC-CBC-Bloomberg-stop-broadcasting-Russia-fake-news-law-comes-in.html

Yep, Cold War II is hotter than ever.
RT is banned by the West for spreading propaganda, Russia retaliates and bans their media for spreading propaganda too.
Like, I really don't wanna sound like a ~le Centrist but the best type of propaganda is the one where the consumer thinks that he's not being propagandized.

All we need now is some country to be split into two.

 

[Corpun]

Even by politician standards, he’s a screwup. He’s pulling an Andrew Cuomo where he’ll leave people in harm’s way just so he can get people to feel bad and have NATO pick up the slack.

And he will be applauded for it. Any sensible leader would never have put so many civilians intentionally in harms way.

So should The West (TM) be learning Mandarin, Russian or Hebrew? Im confused

Reptilian.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

All we need now is some country to be split into two.

Ukraine will be, in a matter of weeks.

 

[Simpadoo]

Depends what you mean by "collapse". Large part of China's economy looks as rickety as their rice krispie housing blocks. Otoh they are now the world's Numbah Wan manufacturer by a ridiculous margin and all those factories and skills and accumulated knowledge and distribution chains aren't going to disappear just because investors lose fucktons of Yuan in real estate scams.

Chinks have lots of savings under the mattress and are used to hardships, so on average they're maybe a little better positioned to handle Moneygeddon than the rest of us.

To a degree: they still need Western technicians because they are too retarded to grasp the basic manufacturing concepts. There are many instances on their factories failing because they’ didn’t understand the basic science behind a process.

When shit gets real, you can’t depend on your cheating buddy to pass you the answers all the time.

 

[A_throwaway_name62919]

>Russia declares new laws against fake news
>Every western journoscum instantly drops everything and flees Russia

You love to see it.

Well, Russia's idea of "fake news" at the moment includes "calling Russia's current invasion of Ukraine a 'war' instead of the Putin approved term 'operation'". So when you can't even call a war a war without running afoul of the law, there's really no point in attempting to continue. That's always been the problem with "fake news" laws and "disinformation" policies. They quickly become a cudgel against anyone who isn't sticking to the official line. Both the conspiracy nutjobs and the people asking reasonable questions.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

CHINA WILL BE #1 AND RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THE UNITED STATES. CHINA WORLD SUPERPOWER
Me, if I worked for the Global Times

India will probably said "hold my beer".

 

[Socrates]

Ukraine will be, in a matter of weeks.

I wanna see Putin go full retard and try for the whole enchilada. Maybe even go past the Ukranian border into Moldova and kick this shitshow into an S tier happening.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

Ukraine will be, in a matter of weeks.

It would be insane to see Ukraine divided into two a-la Berlin DDR/FDR. But considering that Luhansk and Donetsk are "Republics" (despite not being recognized) I wouldn't be surprised if Russia managed to pull such shit in the 21st century.
One part of Ukraine is ruled by Russia-China, the other by the US-EU.
To be fairly honest, despite being very disrespectful to see Ukraine being torn apart, that seems to be a great solution to this issue.
The war stops, one part goes to the EU, NATO gets what they want, Russia gets what they want, peace returns to Europe. It worked with Yugoslavia with Serbia and Republika Srpska, why can't Ukraine and Russia?