Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

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Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

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Will cosmo ever get over his "whoa i luv lsd and shrooms im tripping oit so harddddd so high ololo" phase? He's been stuck there seemingly since the trooning out and the constant pretentious manic ranting has really run its course. Makes a good cautionary tale as to why hallucinogens should be illegal for anyone with a penis who paints their nails though.
 
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BrokenCoffeeCup said:
I cant breath im laughing so hard, this is the cringiest shit ive ever read in my entire life..."if i die in a knife fight with some random bum trying to steal my mcdonalds" Jesus...
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Maybe it's just because I've only been following the thread for the past couple months, but this seems like a new type of high-Narco, as opposed to the "I can taste the universe" one from before. Maybe all that crypto money she definitely has and isn't lying about can finally pay for the good stuff.
 
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hereh2read said:
Does anyone wish to give an analysis on what John Connor just posted? Other than the obvious that they are fucking insane and dangerous?
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I'm reminded of the infamous BOTW 0185 meltdown stream where Cosmo said he was going to get a gun and become the next school shooter. He is a ticking time bomb and the best we can hope for is that he just an-heroes without hurting anyone else. He's got some sort of weird vigilante fetish or something where he wants to be some sort of Troon Charles Bronson from Death Wish. Yah, not going to happen. But with him showing his dark side more and more (stealing the pizza, moving up to LSD, sharing child-themed "shotocon", etc.) it just seems like the Cosmo we are going to see streaming on Twitch will indeed be an absolute shitshow, which of course is great and we'll all love it. My personal guess is that he lasts 2 weeks on Twitch after he starts streaming before he breaks some kind of rule and is suspended again. It's painfully obvious they will never permanently ban him no matter what he says/does since he has the victimhood complex down pat.
 
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John Connor said:
Cosmo "I dont like drugs" wright
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lol it's adorable he thinks he's even remotely intimidating to anyone or could pose any kind of threat to another human being. A god damn infant is more menacing than this strung-out dipshit.

mdr4life said:
I'm reminded of the infamous BOTW 0185 meltdown stream where Cosmo said he was going to get a gun and become the next school shooter. He is a ticking time bomb and the best we can hope for is that he just an-heroes without hurting anyone else.
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Heh. He doesn't have the balls (pun intended). This guy's one of the biggest pussies I've ever seen covered by the Farms. He'll an hero long before he'll ever consider an act of violence against another person. He literally trooned out because he fucked up at a video game competition. Punishing himself rather than anyone else.
 
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mdr4life said:
I'm reminded of the infamous BOTW 0185 meltdown stream where Cosmo said he was going to get a gun and become the next school shooter. He is a ticking time bomb and the best we can hope for is that he just an-heroes without hurting anyone else. He's got some sort of weird vigilante fetish or something where he wants to be some sort of Troon Charles Bronson from Death Wish. Yah, not going to happen. But with him showing his dark side more and more (stealing the pizza, moving up to LSD, sharing child-themed "shotocon", etc.) it just seems like the Cosmo we are going to see streaming on Twitch will indeed be an absolute shitshow, which of course is great and we'll all love it. My personal guess is that he lasts 2 weeks on Twitch after he starts streaming before he breaks some kind of rule and is suspended again. It's painfully obvious they will never permanently ban him no matter what he says/does since he has the victimhood complex down pat.
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I'm starting to think I missed a few(dozen) pages when I binged this thread, because I don't remember any of this. Even on drugs, Narco seems like a parody of a keyboard warrior-ready to promise anything without even realizing how stupid she'll look once it inevitably doesn't happen. Also,
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with him showing his dark side more and more (stealing the pizza
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This is the funniest fucking sentence in human history.
moocow said:
Heh. He doesn't have the balls (pun intended). This guy's one of the biggest pussies I've ever seen covered by the Farms. He'll an hero long before he'll ever consider an act of violence against another person. He literally trooned out because he fucked up at a video game competition. Punishing himself rather than anyone else.
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Exactly.
 
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SSJGPUAR said:
Will cosmo ever get over his "whoa i luv lsd and shrooms im tripping oit so harddddd so high ololo" phase? He's been stuck there seemingly since the trooning out and the constant pretentious manic ranting has really run its course. Makes a good cautionary tale as to why hallucinogens should be illegal for anyone with a penis who paints their nails though.
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While I think hallucinogens can be a very valuable tool for those properly psychologically-equipped, they unfortunately are also very effective at affirming the delusions of the mentally depraved
 
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Raven From Zoids said:
Why do troons have to try and act tough like this?
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The same reason so many of them love scifi, play videogames, and have penises. Because at the end of the day the majority of them have the personality of men (usually nerds), but it's hidden behind a crippling and increasingly life altering (destroying) fetish and obsession.
 
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hereh2read said:
Apparently has lots of money from crypto + stealing frozen pizzas. Ok. Why do I get the feeling his parents kicked him out because he wasn't giving them any money?
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My personal guess is this exactly. I think he's gotten back on some sort of welfare/disability program and is going to live in some shithole paying his bills from the government. Once he gets the place set up he'll start streaming on Twitch again, of course with begging to pay pigs being a huge part of it. It never made sense to me that his mom was tweeting repeated begs to Wisconsin politicians saying they're saddled down with $100k+ of Cosmo's school debt and that the 3 of them together are living on less than $20k/yr and couldn't afford a car or a couch. Then you have Cosmo who is in parallel, at the same time, spending money on drugs, brand new computer/monitor/streaming setup, $200+ arcade stick, etc. When you break down Cosmo's stories they fall apart immediately. I was pressing him on whether or not he felt bad about his parents lives being ruined from his school debt and he tried to deny it at first but then just sort of brushed it off. He views that kind of stuff as evil society stuff, which is weird since he considers himself an ultra savvy venture capitalist.

The stealing the pizza thing reminds me of the Walgreens saga where he demanded the worker pay for his supplement to help his constipation lol. What a piece of shit this dude is.
 
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hereh2read said:
Can I have the lore for the pizza stealing? I think i missed that chapter somehow?
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Narco stole a pizza and became a serial stabber who's very attractive and hasn't pissed everything away. Source: Narco's ramblings.
mdr4life said:
$200+ arcade stick, etc.
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I'm more surprised that you can even pay that much for one than that Narco actually did it. What, was it custom-made or something?
 
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hereh2read said:
Can I have the lore for the pizza stealing? I think i missed that chapter somehow?
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Dont know where is people getting the frozen pizza thing, he was at a pizza place, pizza store told him to wear a mask, said no, got away without paying, returned like a week later to pay for it because his old friend on discord told him thats wrong

SunburnNation said:
Narco stole a pizza and became a serial stabber who's very attractive and hasn't pissed everything away. Source: Narco's ramblings.
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Tranny chaser, knew something was wrong when you keep calling a penis haver a "she"
 
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SunburnNation said:
Narco stole a pizza and became a serial stabber who's very attractive
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I press X to doubt.

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