Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[What the shit]

SpaceEdge from the OnAForums has just posted an email exchange between Pat and Detective Brian Laroque from the Milwaukee PD. This may have already been released in the Apostlegate evidence folder, but I'll provide it again for any new followers of the thread.

Pat sent this email to the Milwaukee PD while the city was being burned down from all the riots:

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The detective's response, basically, "Hey shithead, the city is being burnt to the ground and I don't have time for this nonsense.":

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My favorite line from Pat's email:

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What a fat fucking baby.

What better way to utilize those taxpayers money than to rid of those internet bullies!

 

[Beavis]

Pat better go to Quasi's Asian lawyer and try to work out a payment plan in exchange for not accruing interest.

Either way I'M GOING TO ENJOY SEEING WHAT HAPPENS TO PAT NEXXXXXXXXTTT

 

[AirdropShitposts]

SpaceEdge from the OnAForums has just posted an email exchange between Pat and Detective Brian Laroque from the Milwaukee PD. This may have already been released in the Apostlegate evidence folder, but I'll provide it again for any new followers of the thread.

Pat sent this email to the Milwaukee PD while the city was being burned down from all the riots:

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The detective's response, basically, "Hey shithead, the city is being burnt to the ground and I don't have time for this nonsense.":

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My favorite line from Pat's email:

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What a fat fucking baby.

"There's more than enough incriminating evidence both on the thumb drive and their forums (www.onaforums.net) to warrant charges, so I'm not concerned in that regard."

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

From my understanding, the Milwaukee PD probably would've had a good laugh at what the b-b-b-boys are posting on the OnA boards

shoutout to the shah of iran for giving Fatty the business consistently for so long

 

[Smithfield Ham]

That Goodreads exchange reads like one of those ancient ELIZA chatbot conversations, only there was more intelligence in what the ELIZA bot said compared to the the pigbot's replies. How many times will Piggy begin a paragraph with, "And no/yes, stalker." At this point I think Piggy does have some sort of chatbot going. And no, childs, Piggy could not pass a Turing test.

This reminds me of something John Cleese once said, “We used to think that comedy was watching someone do something silly . . . we came to realize that comedy was watching somebody watch somebody do something silly.” Nathan, by watching Piggy in action while we watch them, has taken the exchange to the next level . Gotta love the straight man.

He's been threatening Shah's account with deletion for over 1 month, so you know he's been reporting the Shah every time he posts. Maybe the good folk at Goodreads are having a laugh at the pig too. Quietly, Child stalker, the key is to laugh at me quietly.

Piggy is lucky Brewer's Training is canceled. He would have had to buy a second seat on the plane. A seat he cannot afford. He's fat, y'know. Really fat.

"Listen here, stalker. I have a profound plan for outsmarting you. I'm--"

"Patrick, you did X."

"No, stalker, I did not do X. Now -- I have a profound plan for outsmarting you. I've already gotten all your information, you aren't going to like what --"

"Patrick, you are Y."

"No, child. I am not Y. -- I've already gotten all your information, you aren't going to like what comes next!"

It's like a Bethesda NPC reciting quest dialogue.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lmao I hate cops but I love Laroque. Fat sends him a wall of text with no paragraph spacing and he replies with a handful of words to put him in his place. Glorious.

ETA What does he claim Big Nikki’s actual name is — Bertha? Her tattooed foot is trashy as fuck.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Piggy is angry about Brewers' Spring Training being cancelled:

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College dropout lectures woman on what college is supposed to be about:

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Calling me fat on the internet is a felony, child:

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Even Pat's pet lizard wants nothing to do with him:

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Piggy's dumb transformers-Ukraine tweet hits an important milestone:

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Imagine celebrating something this stupid instead of having a job or raising your daughter.

lol broors

 

[Gangster Talk]

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That's hilarious, that is about as close as a police officer can get to just writing "Shut the fuck up you fat crybaby retard" while maintaining professionalism.

 

[Johnny Salami]

he has to be lying about his weight, ive never seen someone ~6'ft tall that had a double chin at 225lbs. that's ~240-250lbs a least.

He could just have such high body fat percentage because he lacks muscle mass

College dropout lectures woman on what college is supposed to be about:

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There's something sad about a non-college educated man trying to act like the stereotypes college grad who knows everything. And the only way to learn to think is to engage and not just passively take it in.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It's not uncommon for people to say that college is "to learn how to think" like Fat says in that tweet, but it seems like you'd be 18 years or so behind the curve of where your age group should be.

 

[instythot]

That's hilarious, that is about as close as a police officer can get to just writing "Shut the fuck up you fat crybaby retard" while maintaining professionalism.

'it appears you have been directed to the wrong officer, Mr. Tomlinson. You want to call back to dispatch and ask for the lead special agent in charge of the Milwaukee Mean Tweets Taskforce (MMTT) "

 

[Doctor Placebo]

More info on the toddler's corpse he kissed on the lips before looking at her parents and saying "oopsie doodles"

Counseling for the guilt he felt archived
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Haunted by it for years archived
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He still cries when he's reminded about what he did archived and the CPR scene in question on yt in case any of you creative fellas wants to make a funny edit or something
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Bonus: absolutely real story about performing surgery with dental floss archived
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He can't even keep the girl's age straight. First six years, then five years, and when someone looked it up, the girl who died was seven. That means that either he bullshitted the whole thing (which is almost certainly the case), possibly based on the death of a real little girl he had nothing to do with but he heard about cause it happened in the area, or despite this being such a traumatizing moment that he needed therapy and him getting intimate medical details like cause of death, he can't be assed to properly remember how old this girl whose death effected him so much was. He CAN use her story for Twitter clout though.

Either one makes Fatty an awful person.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

REMINDER: This thread has more posts than former US President Donald Trump's.

Rick is also fatter, gayer and poorer than Trump.

Spoiler: evidence of presidential blowjob

 

[Mr Moonface]

Pat continues his epic battle against the deceased Persian monarch:



Meanwhile, on twitter a familiar foe rears its head:

 

[ElAbominacion]

Pat continues his epic battle against the deceased Persian monarch:

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Meanwhile, on twitter a familiar foe rears its head:

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That woman looks like she'd be happiest in another man's lap.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Why is Big Nikki drinking alcohol in so many of the pictures of her? Does she have her own fart stool at Hooligan’s too?

There's something sad about a non-college educated man trying to act like the stereotypes college grad who knows everything.

He’s a college dropout? Suddenly his extreme intellectual insecurity makes even more sense.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

It's not uncommon for people to say that college is "to learn how to think" like Fat says in that tweet, but it seems like you'd be 18 years or so behind the curve of where your age group should be.

"Learn how to think" is probably the most totalitarian thing I've ever seen Twittard say.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

"Learn how to think" is probably the most totalitarian thing I've ever seen Twittard say.

And using his own logic, because he never went to college he therefore doesn't know how to think. He's also morbidly obese.

 

[Ophelia]

Imagine how many books Pat could have written if he had spent his time doing that instead of arguing with trolls.

The tweets are definitely more entertaining.
This is the better timeline.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

And using his own logic, because he never went to college he therefore doesn't know how to think. He's also morbidly obese.

Lol fat.