Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Glasses of lactose that can't be properly metabolized, sugary pudding bullshit, oil-drenched veggies covered in salt and a few ounces of nitrite sausage? Might as well start the forms for a prosthetic, that ulcer isn't going to heal on its own.

Lucas swore up and down he'd an hero if his foot got sawed off, but that would rely on him being assertive. Instead, we'll be treated to the 'roll around Mallon with a sugar-laden, piss soaked wheelchair cushion, bitching about ableism' saga. Heh, superior telomeres vs type-2 necrosis of the extremities, you love to see it.

Agree. If I had time to waste on Lucas I’d love to repost his meals with the dietary metrics included and how much calories he should consume. My guess is that he’s eating 3000 calories a day.

But I’m sure he knows. A quick google reveals that the worst things for diabetes are whole milk, refined carbs and sugars, and processed meats. He had that salad covered in ranch and salami/cheese sandwich on white bread a few days back. Then this. Mallon place should be requiring him to go on a diabetic diet. Wonder who dropped the ball there? That’s 100% something that places like ALFs can and should do. Maybe doctor didn’t care enough to order it or Lucas threatened to unlive if put on a diet. I wouldn’t doubt the former or the latter.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Everyone, from Lucas' parents and siblings, to anyone he's ever known and interacted with, including social workers, Mallon Place employees, other bums and 'cels of various varieties, definitely any female that's been in any sort of creepin range, to Pukeass himself, are all pulling a Townes Van Zandt and just waitin around (for him) to die

Sippin some fine whiskey this evening and that song came on, damn that's good shit. Hope yall had a good weekend, I know we're gonna have a good week friends, because holy shit at least we're not rotting away while still alive in a miserable place like this, which hopefully is decent but could very well be barely better than a minimum security lockup

 

[Chris Jericho's Penis]

Milk isn't so bad from a diabetic perspective. It has sugar and fat, but it's not just an empty carb, and the protein offsets potential blood sugar spikes caused by lactose. I've never seen a desert at one of those facilities that wasn't sugar-free, so I' figure that the pudding slop is artificially sweetened. Empty carbs like soda, candy, cookies, etc are the real killers with diabetes.

In theory, the doctor could order a strict diabetic diet and the staff could just throw chicken breasts, carrots, and unsweetened tea at him all day. In reality, Lucas probably isn't down with that, and his blood sugar is probably being controlled with metformin or insulin. So the staff need to make sure that he's eating SOMETHING so they don't find him in a cold, sweaty, hypoglycemic heap one morning, and the staff there sure as shit don't make enough money to argue with him about it.

 

[Wernology]

A spoon to eat that cabbage and sausage?
Has he lost his fork privileges? Or did he forget to grab a fork & is too lazy to get back up to get one?
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1. I feel bad for his roommate.
2. Mallon Place has some wickedly unappetising looking food.

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

Lucas swore up and down he'd an hero if his foot got sawed off, but that would rely on him being assertive. Instead, we'll be treated to the 'roll around Mallon with a sugar-laden, piss soaked wheelchair cushion, bitching about ableism' saga. Heh, superior telomeres vs type-2 necrosis of the extremities, you love to see it.

Lucas has also said he'd off himself if he aged out of his imaginary fecund rage. Truthfully I don't really believe it. As long as he has a roof over his head and someone serving him meals he'll probably just cope even harder, modify his rantings to include lines about how ableist gen Z is, and act like the only thing keeping him from getting a girlfriend is his wheelchair even though he's already been single for like a decade.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Any threats to commit not alive are complete manipulation, poorly at that. Lucas has neither the means nor any real desire to kill himself, and never will. His cowardice extends in all directions and dimensions, as wide as it is tall so to speak.

I figure that eventually as the end of his life approaches he'll go from seeking a queefy bae to railing against all bitches for not accepting his retard batches, he'll vacillate between incredulity that those goddamn sluts wouldn't accept his spoiled seed ("TELOMERASE!!! COME ON!!! HEALTHY BABIES?????") and big doomer hours about how not only his life is ending but he has no legacy, same as lots of shitty old men in that regard

 

[Da Dude123]

Can't tell what the entre is. Kinda looks like a burrito. I bet Lucas went up for seconds.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Can't tell what the entre is. Kinda looks like a burrito. I bet Lucas went up for seconds.

It's just presented in such a disgusting way. Who takes a picture of their plate when they've eaten a side, with the fork covered with dressing in the middle of the plate, scant pieces of salad stuck to the corners of the plate, and a big turd looking burrito in the middle?

It's almost like he's trying to be unappetizing.

Still, I think it's comical that even in his drugged state of debilitation, the one part of Lucas's usual behavior that manages to make it through all that sedation is pride in his pathetic little displays of food.

Lest anyone forgets, food is VERY important to Lucas. Its the one thing he's been able to indulge in to his satisfaction in his entire life. Everything else that he's wanted has limits or caveats, or he cant get at all, like girls. Food has always been there, and it gives him so much pleasure....in fact, I've remarked before that I've never heard lucas complain about the uncomfortable sensation of having eaten too much, and this seems bizarre, considering the amounts he binges on. Think about it, have you ever heard Lucas say "Ow, I ate too much, I'm NEVER doing that again!"??? Nope, just a big smug smile, belches, and bragging about what he's eaten. Lucas is the only oerson I've ever seen who dreams about other meals while eating current meals.

He's not just clearly suffering from binge eating disorder, he's food OBSESSED.

 

[IceQueen]

Can't tell what the entre is. Kinda looks like a burrito. I bet Lucas went up for seconds.

Came here to post a picture of this. His posts are getting sadder by the day lmao.

 

[Club Sandwich]

lucas would probably like nutraloaf. in CA (probably other places too) we make it as extrajudicial punishment for certain prisoners who think they're edgy or who break the rules but not enough to merit judicial punishment.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

lucas would probably like nutraloaf. in CA (probably other places too) we make it as extrajudicial punishment for certain prisoners who think they're edgy or who break the rules but not enough to merit judicial punishment.

That's the problem with somebody like lucas, having no taste buds, all the punishment motives that comes from something like nutriloaf is removed. Remember, this is someone who drank two cold cans of clam chowder, pushing them down his gullet with a stick he picked up off the ground.

 

[Pump Meat]

Isn't there anything that can heal his yucky mrsa sores too? Anyone? Medfags?

The status of his MRSA is unknown to me, but it never really goes away. Best case scenario it becomes dormant and never manifests again, assuming it isn't a particularly nasty version and Lucas dutifully completed his course of antibiotics while paying attention to his hygiene. His body must have gotten a handle on it though, because if it had gone untreated this long, it would have killed him by now.

Glasses of lactose that can't be properly metabolized...

I think the milk is a good choice, there is decent evidence that the transpalmitoleic acid compounds in milk and yogurt reduce insulin sensitivity.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The status of his MRSA is unknown to me, but it never really goes away. Best case scenario it becomes dormant and never manifests again, assuming it isn't a particularly nasty version and Lucas dutifully completed his course of antibiotics while paying attention to his hygiene. His body must have gotten a handle on it though, because if it had gone untreated this long, it would have killed him by now.


I think the milk is a good choice, there is decent evidence that the transpalmitoleic acid compounds in milk and yogurt reduce insulin sensitivity.

Could the presence of MRSA complicate diabetic foot sores?

Oh and btw more gross institutional food, bean soup, ubiquitous ranch salad, (more croutons than salad, really) two slices bread and ice cream sandwich:

 

[Trainwreck]

Good lord, he's like a gigantic child, eating his ice cream sandwich before the rest of his food.

ETA: Mallon Place is going to regret feeding that fat faggot beans.

 

[Pump Meat]

Could the presence of MRSA complicate diabetic foot sores?

It isn’t good. If we assume Lucas got MRSA prior to his current foot wound and it went dormant after an aggressive treatment of antibiotics. He didn’t walk away unscathed. Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus produce toxins that are particularly damaging to the smooth muscle cells that enable lymph to flow through your body and the damage is fairly permanent. This weakens your body’s immune system overall.

Now for an able bodied adult this isn’t that big of a deal, but for Lucas? He isn’t a paragon of health and this just adds another layer of stress on an immune system that is already struggling to heal his foot. That truckload of adipose tissue in his belly isn’t doing his immune system any favors either.

Also relevant is that MRSA is polymicrobial, which means all sorts of different pathogens can potentially be carrying MRSA and he can get a fresh infection that would require another round of treatment, doing further damage.

It also just occurred to me that Lucas could have gotten his foot wound debrided a few weeks or a month ago and if enough tissue had been removed, it would lengthen the amount of time it would take to fully heal, so that might be the reason he’s still recovering.

If Lucas gets a MRSA infection in his foot wound, then the chances of amputation increase significantly.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

It took me a second to figure out what this was, at first I thought it was ham and cheese pizza, but I'm realizing that the yellow things are pineapple, so it's some sort of half-ass pineapple / canadian bacon pizza, with tiny little diced cubes of ham. It looks massively undercooked, overloaded with toppings, and am I the only one who thinks ham diced that fine is not the best choice of cut to top a pizza? I mean aesthetically, and in terms of ease of eating, it just looks like it would be a mess, not that Lucas cares obviously.

Lucas seems to be posting nothing other than meals, and a few political memes that he steals from other people. What are the chances that he's sleeping all day, only rousing himself to eat, and then immediately going back to bed?

 

[TurdFondler]

If any of us end up in state funded nursing homes, these will be our meals so take note.

The food looks bland but mostly handmade and not super processed. Probably nutritionally more balanced than what most of these people would be eating otherwise.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

If any of us end up in state funded nursing homes, these will be our meals so take note.

The food looks bland but mostly handmade and not super processed. Probably nutritionally more balanced than what most of these people would be eating otherwise.

Ehh, handmade does not mean not processed. All the ingredients seem to be canned or powdered and are very likely free of all spices and salt.

As to milk, while skim milk is fine, the milk he has appears to be whole milk which is absolutely not diabetic friendly. Any possible stabilizing impact of the micronutrients in milk is offset by the fat and calories of 24oz of whole milk at every meal.

Yuck.

 

[IceQueen]

Lucas has also said he'd off himself if he aged out of his imaginary fecund rage. Truthfully I don't really believe it. As long as he has a roof over his head and someone serving him meals he'll probably just cope even harder, modify his rantings to include lines about how ableist gen Z is, and act like the only thing keeping him from getting a girlfriend is his wheelchair even though he's already been single for like a decade.

Oh absolutely. “New research” will just magically come out showing that the best age is actually 55 to 65, lucky for Lucas!

 

[Pink Freud]

Is there possibly a chance of failure to communicate between his doctors and Mallon? Was the ball dropped and someone forgot to mention to them that he should be on a strict diabetic diet? Or did they expect Lucas to inform Mallon that he should be watching what he eats unless he wants to lose a foot? He’s already angry he can’t hit up Mexican joints the second they open for his morning 3000 calories, so you know he would just casually “forget” to mention anything to them. Offering extra white bread with his white bread along with an ice cream sandwich… somebody either missed the memo that that foot is about to be chopped off or they really just don’t give a shit. It would honestly be in their best interest to give even a single fuck about what he’s eating because they’ll be the ones having to wipe his ass if he can’t hobble to the bathroom on his own.
A question though: even if he loses a foot, isn’t there a chance that his body is so gone and rotten that new amputation wouldn’t heal well? It’s not like you lop off a foot and all is well again, right? If he’s expected to act like an adult and take care of his new stub by maintaining even the most basic of hygiene, I don’t see it going well for him.