Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Poop Shoot]

She had her own videos out and was trying so hard.

I think her cowishness would be a fun little side quest in the Lucas story, after all we’ve kind of gone over the same things over and over again.

Also a dedicated Lucas cooking episode! From cheesy cucumbers and popcorn spaghetti to burnt sandwiches in homeless shelter bathrooms.

 

[Rick Dalton]

Do BOTH feet have these ulcerated sores or just one? Isn't there anything that can heal his yucky mrsa sores too? Anyone? Medfags?

Being in a facility he's probably getting wound treatment. Besides that he needs to change his lifestyle/diet, but knowing the Wern that's probably not happening. He's most likely looking at a future amputation.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I'm not an expert on diabetes, but some of the meals he films himself eating don't really look like something a person who literally has diabetic sores on their feet should be eating. Desserts, juices, the bulk of all his meals are just heavily refined carbs. On the rare occasion he's actually able to eat something not provided by Mallon he's eating stuff like a whole tube of cookie dough, slurpees, whole pizzas. I'm surprised he hasn't entered the wheelchair saga already to be honest.

 

[Da Dude123]

I'm not an expert on diabetes, but some of the meals he films himself eating don't really look like something a person who literally has diabetic sores on their feet should be eating. Desserts, juices, the bulk of all his meals are just heavily refined carbs. On the rare occasion he's actually able to eat something not provided by Mallon he's eating stuff like a whole tube of cookie dough, slurpees, whole pizzas. I'm surprised he hasn't entered the wheelchair saga already to be honest.

Yeah, I have been thinking the same thing. It doesn't look like he is on a special diet at all. I have limited experience with nursing homes, thank God. But from hearing news stories and other hearsay and rumors. Plenty of them are not ran the way they should be ran. Some are, but many aren't. This can be from the staff not caring to just being understaffed and not given a budget to really care for people how they need to be cared for.

And we all know Mallon place is a bottom of the barrel facility. And Lucas, he has no advocates. For one, he is such a hateable degenerate. His social workers probably do the bare minimum. We know his family doesn't care enough to come physically check on him. Hell, I bet they never call him, write him letters, or email.

So, Lucas is exactly who would fall through the cracks of being a ward of the state. The care he is getting is reactive, not proactive. Sure, he could be doing lots to help himself. But that ain't Lucas. His whole persona and attitude is that others are there to serve him and help him. Besides, he is plenty good. He lost 200 lbs before and is healthy. He can eat what he wants, he is considering veganism and bodybuilding. No need to change anything now!

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I'm not an expert on diabetes, but some of the meals he films himself eating don't really look like something a person who literally has diabetic sores on their feet should be eating. Desserts, juices, the bulk of all his meals are just heavily refined carbs. On the rare occasion he's actually able to eat something not provided by Mallon he's eating stuff like a whole tube of cookie dough, slurpees, whole pizzas. I'm surprised he hasn't entered the wheelchair saga already to be honest.

Here’s where I feel a little bit sorry for Lucas, and only a twinge. He has zero self-control. He probably could be diagnosed with Binge Eating Disorder given the gorges he has. It’s almost an addiction for him. When he was out and homeless or in his fart closet, he would have this same pattern of getting his monthly check and planning to ration it so it could last all month (there was plenty there to last a month) and it would be gone in a flash. The last week of the month he would be going to Blessings or HOC for meals and begging for food.

Most of us, whether overweight or not, can practice some degree of self control and not eat the entire pizza or tube of cookie dough. If we are hobbling around bc of a hole in the foot, we can probably just have shame and fear curb our appetites a bit. But not Lucas. He gets 3 meals a day and 2-3 snacks and is still hungry for more. Part of his genuine confusion over why girls won’t date him despite his offers of food is that he doesn’t realize that other people don’t covet food like he does. That’s simply not something that most women consider a reason to date someone much less date Lucas.

I really think Luxas’s primary reasons for existing are just so pathetically primitive: eat and sex. He ate the money he saved up for an apartment. He ate through his college grant money aside from what he spent on board games designed to attract women.

So I agree, wheelchair saga is long overdue. The saga that follows will be “my life at 700lbs, wheelchair and legs not included.”

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

a reading of one of Lucas's brainfarts set to relaxing ambient music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZIPImlIV1Q

 

[mothman96]

I don't feel a bit sorry for the POS. He reaps what he sows.

 

[cheesycukes]

A spoon to eat that cabbage and sausage?
Has he lost his fork privileges? Or did he forget to grab a fork & is too lazy to get back up to get one?

 

[Kingfisher9000]

A spoon to eat that cabbage and sausage?
Has he lost his fork privileges? Or did he forget to grab a fork & is too lazy to get back up to get one?
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Two glasses of milk lmao. He’s probably gotta get his unnecessary calories in liquid form because they won’t give him extra helpings anymore.

 

[mothman96]

Two glasses of milk lmao. He’s probably gotta get his unnecessary calories in liquid form because they won’t give him extra helpings anymore.

Nah, the Creep is a glutton. Along with the extra helpings of food, if he can get extra milk, he's going to get it. Looks like 2 cups of coffee too.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Here’s where I feel a little bit sorry for Lucas, and only a twinge. He has zero self-control. He probably could be diagnosed with Binge Eating Disorder given the gorges he has. It’s almost an addiction for him. When he was out and homeless or in his fart closet, he would have this same pattern of getting his monthly check and planning to ration it so it could last all month (there was plenty there to last a month) and it would be gone in a flash. The last week of the month he would be going to Blessings or HOC for meals and begging for food.

Most of us, whether overweight or not, can practice some degree of self control and not eat the entire pizza or tube of cookie dough. If we are hobbling around bc of a hole in the foot, we can probably just have shame and fear curb our appetites a bit. But not Lucas. He gets 3 meals a day and 2-3 snacks and is still hungry for more. Part of his genuine confusion over why girls won’t date him despite his offers of food is that he doesn’t realize that other people don’t covet food like he does. That’s simply not something that most women consider a reason to date someone much less date Lucas.

I really think Luxas’s primary reasons for existing are just so pathetically primitive: eat and sex. He ate the money he saved up for an apartment. He ate through his college grant money aside from what he spent on board games designed to attract women.

So I agree, wheelchair saga is long overdue. The saga that follows will be “my life at 700lbs, wheelchair and legs not included.”

Lucas having a strict payee for years now suggests he has a diagnosis like that. Like Mallon House, payees are generally for the truly infirmed, and people that can't function. Not capable fat bums like Lucas.

Also, Lucas does exhibit self-control. If he didn't, he'd be rubbing up against all the high school girls. He'd actually be talking to girls, which I doubt he does outside of controlled settings like with nurses and only spews his magic sperm nonsense.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas having a strict payee for years now suggests he has a diagnosis like that. Like Mallon House, payees are generally for the truly infirmed, and people that can't function. Not capable fat bums like Lucas.

Also, Lucas does exhibit self-control. If he didn't, he'd be rubbing up against all the high school girls. He'd actually be talking to girls, which I doubt he does outside of controlled settings like with nurses and only spews his magic sperm nonsense.

Yea, that "self control" is fear of the law. He doesn't want to end up in prison. Take away the police and laws like he wants, there would be no stopping him. Little girls would not be safe with him.

 

[WonderWino]

A spoon to eat that cabbage and sausage?
Has he lost his fork privileges? Or did he forget to grab a fork & is too lazy to get back up to get one?
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Lots of places have staff add utensils to each meal they give out themselves cause theres always some sped who can't be trusted with one, so they do that to make sure such people can't just take one from someone else. It wouldn't be surprising if mallon place is one of them. If the speds in lucas's videos are any indication most of the people there are probably pretty fucked in the head. Being kept in a place like that probably makes them a little spastic at times, so it might be a good idea to keep sharp and pointy stuff away from residents unless its specifically needed

Two glasses of milk lmao. He’s probably gotta get his unnecessary calories in liquid form because they won’t give him extra helpings anymore.

Two glasses of milk plus what looks like two glasses of coffee as well. He's got the beetus thirst going on by the look of it. I wonder if mallon place is anything like the nursing homes i've worked at where they don't allow any hot drinks to be warmer than lukewarm so as to keep residents from being able to throw them on people and cause serious burns. Lucas would not like that at all - salads and lukewarm coffee, and probably room temperature milk. Its like lucas is trapped for eternity at a shit tier seniors restaurant during an early bird special that never ends. That has to be some kind of personal hell

Also, lucas better watch out, taking in all that evil caffeine - wouldn't want him to fly off the handle and throw any glasses of coffee at anyone now would we

Theres also something unsettling about a cow like lucas gorging himself on milk. Its just weirdly cow like in itself and just seems strange to see

Also, Lucas does exhibit self-control. If he didn't, he'd be rubbing up against all the high school girls. He'd actually be talking to girls, which I doubt he does outside of controlled settings like with nurses and only spews his magic sperm nonsense.

He has zero self control when it comes to binge eating is what WhiskerBiscuit is trying to say. As for the rest, he barely has any self control when it comes to not doing shit like that with little girls either, and plenty of times where he has crossed the line in creepy ways prove it. Its only the threat of prison and life on the sex offender registry (and knowing full well, as stupid as he is that even he couldn't lie his way out of explaining that one in a way that isn't his fault, should it ever happen) that holds him back that much. Frankly i'm not convinced he won't stop caring at some point and do something that crosses the line in a big way. If he gets to the point where he knows hes going to lose his foot and get stuck in mallon more or less permanently or die out on the street he might stop caring what happens to him entirely and start taking serious risks that might end up leading to jail, simply because he has nothing left to lose and doesn't see a point to living anymore if he doesn't get a zoomer bae. I can see it happening under the right circumstances. Its not like he hasn't crossed some pretty serious lines before, even when he was in a much better situation. The moment lucas figures he has nothing left to lose and starts seeing mallon place as pretty much being a prison anyway is the moment its time to be concerned about what he's capable of doing

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

A spoon to eat that cabbage and sausage?
Has he lost his fork privileges? Or did he forget to grab a fork & is too lazy to get back up to get one?
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This is uniquely funny...

... Everyone no doubt remembers the Lucas video that started with him ripping a tremendous fart? While standing up?

https://youtu.be/dOnv-V7IZDo

So, if you watch the video further, Lucas proceeds to create the world's worst metaphor, comparing amounts of food and drink to masturbation and telomeres. Yeah, its utter nonsense, even for him. He was in the period of time where he made the video about background noise bigots, and hearing women outside his apartment screaming that they wanted his babies, so he was obviously going through a mental low point.

Anyway, part of his "metaphor" SPECIFICALLY states that two glasses of milk are bad because they make you fart.

And look at him now!

Edit:. A random video still inspired me:

 

[Da Dude123]

Yeah, instead they should appreciate 42 year old lolcows who live in a nursing home and have to be fitted for diabetic shoes. Isn't that right, Lucas? Way better than men who have jobs and take care of themselves.

 

[WonderWino]

This is uniquely funny...

... Everyone no doubt remembers the Lucas video that started with him ripping a tremendous fart? While standing up?

https://youtu.be/dOnv-V7IZDo

So, if you watch the video further, Lucas proceeds to create the world's worst metaphor, comparing amounts of food and drink to masturbation and telomeres. Yeah, its utter nonsense, even for him. He was in the period of time where he made the video about background noise bigots, and hearing women outside his apartment screaming that they wanted his babies, so he was obviously going through a mental low point.

Anyway, part of his "metaphor" SPECIFICALLY states that two glasses of milk are bad because they make you fart.

And look at him now!

Edit:. A random video still inspired me:
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So thats his latest scheme then - to pose as the easter bunny to sneak into zoomer bae's houses to leave easter eggs and candy with creepy notes about his sperm and extra long telomeres

Somehow I expect that would end more like this:

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Lucas having a strict payee for years now suggests he has a diagnosis like that. Like Mallon House, payees are generally for the truly infirmed, and people that can't function. Not capable fat bums like Lucas.

Also, Lucas does exhibit self-control. If he didn't, he'd be rubbing up against all the high school girls. He'd actually be talking to girls, which I doubt he does outside of controlled settings like with nurses and only spews his magic sperm nonsense.

I’m sorry but what? That’s not self-control in the least. Lucas doesn’t approach women because he is a coward and a fragile narcissist. He will only approach women he feels will not reject him, like the people who have to talk to him bc it’s their job or someone who has approached him. That’s not self-control. In fact, it’s again the evidence of lack of self-control. If he had the ability to better manage his own behavior, he could force himself to strike up conversations despite his anxiety.

Self-control is about being able to initiate or inhibit behavior despite one’s own impulse or emotions. Lucas is heavily controlled by his emotions. His fear of rejection or anxiety or getting in trouble is the only thing that keeps him from approaching teens. Were he to have a teen in a vulnerable spot and think no one would know, he would absolutely try to have sex with one. That’s not self-control, that’s just behavior that’s been shaped by fear of consequences.

And sure, the payee is partly due to Lucas being impulsive and not having much self-control, but payees are also really common for adults with terrible decision-making but who are otherwise functioning. Lucas has terrible decision making skills and no self control, so that’s why he is never getting his right to manage his money back.

Edited to fix glitchy layout

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

Yea, that "self control" is fear of the law. He doesn't want to end up in prison. Take away the police and laws like he wants, there would be no stopping him. Little girls would not be safe with him.

and also the fear of a girl's angry dad or uncle minecrafting him

 

[Bassomatic]

I know I'm guilty as many of us are of taking pictures of our food and Lucas used to do this during his times trying to out gross cooking with Jack, or flex his EBT card at clinkerniggers. But man posting sad retard home meals. Any girl on welfare, could get better. Hell the food pantry I help out at serves nicer.. this is real low, like showing off ,I done got double cheese sandwiches in jail. Now in the jail situation, that's a big deal I'd bet because it's a tightly controlled economy and food is about all you have. But much like a prisoner, Lucas has no say in his food so while some inmate knows two dinky little cheese sandwiches aren't a big deal in the real world, to that circle he's in it's something.

So in a roundabout way Lucas is... flirting with other tard house women. When we know he wants a girl with a car (even though his age range isn't legally old enough to drive) and money to let him have a child redo of Suzanne where he lays around eating himself to his early grave and then sexually serviced until she gives birth to his next sex to....sorry child not sex toy. I almost implied Lucas is a pedophile silly me.

I really wonder how long this saga will go, Lucas has to be in his own personal hell here, but he's also now clearly aware his medical issues, he might even be aware he can't make it as a bum like he did in his 30s and before. Perhaps not enough brain cells work for him or the voices in the wind will whisper "you're plenty good Lucas go forth and yeet a bae"

 

[Todd Weiss]

A spoon to eat that cabbage and sausage?
Has he lost his fork privileges? Or did he forget to grab a fork & is too lazy to get back up to get one?
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Glasses of lactose that can't be properly metabolized, sugary pudding bullshit, oil-drenched veggies covered in salt and a few ounces of nitrite sausage? Might as well start the forms for a prosthetic, that ulcer isn't going to heal on its own.

Lucas swore up and down he'd an hero if his foot got sawed off, but that would rely on him being assertive. Instead, we'll be treated to the 'roll around Mallon with a sugar-laden, piss soaked wheelchair cushion, bitching about ableism' saga. Heh, superior telomeres vs type-2 necrosis of the extremities, you love to see it.