2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

[Generic Retard]

I got out my crayons out for you spergs and I liked it.
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Looks really nice, but the fine outline might not come out right when stitched. Also the fine details on the screen would probably mush (on the keyboard and pc case as well).
Not sure about the two color font.
Could probably profit from a slightly reduced (re-used) color palette as well in general.

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I hope you haven't forgotten about the palm tree party, my fellow MATI fanzone

Big fan of the simple "Ride Bike" patch. Maybe there can be more than one patch, these simple ones might be easy to get.

I also have a kiwi bird in a cocktail glass with a slice of kiwi if you wanna see. I started drawing him during the pigeon pepper saga, but never finished

Maybe we can integrate some latin/greek phrases, with this (molon labe seems to be a tacticool keyphrase), so maybe something like "Nunc est bibendum" which calls to drink (in the style of the "Drink!" rating).
(Source: basic bitch's dream)

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

I like the patch referenced in OP so much and honestly think we should just totally rip it off. I had the after-thought to have the globe sliced in half revealing a kiwi fruit center?

 

[Generic Retard]

I like the patch referenced in OP so much and honestly think we should just totally rip it off. I had the after-thought to have the globe sliced in half revealing a kiwi fruit center?

It looks like the kiwi is fucking North America

 

[Snuckening]

shit like that get ya killed

Don't be such a pussy.

If some pansy Hells Angel or Coffin-Cheater tries to fuck with you and take your KF cut, you just threaten to dox him, and tell him we'll start a really, really mean thread about him!

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

Kiwi Emblem, Stolen Valour edition:

That's the best I could come up with for the rocker, but I'm partial to "Special Needs Division" or "Marine Trained Teen" for the Deagle Nation s/o or something

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

I just knew some of you retards would do this:

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I just knew some of you retards would do this:

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"For Charity"

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

I'm into this.
Any chance you could look into a made to order Key-chain alternative?

 

[Polock]

but I'm partial to "Special Needs Division" or "Marine Trained Teen" for the Deagle Nation s/o or something

I still think Exceptional Forces is definitely the best.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

I am sorry, but I don't have the fortitude to read the whole thread, so if this has already been addressed, I'm sorry.

I will buy anything to support the thread, but would appreciate no profanity on something that I would want to wear in public.

Proud to be a Kiwi.

 

[Keystone]

I'm always genuinely impressed by how creative and talented some of you retards are.

 

[Common Shadow]

I still think Exceptional Forces is definitely the best.

I was thinking since Lolcows is the most popular part of this site that someone do a satirical take on Pink Floyd's Atom Heart Mother cover; I would proudly wear something like that.

 

[Butter Keks]

How about a Kiwi Fed patch?

Since we're all Feds.

 

[Random Internet Person]

How about a Kiwi Fed patch?

Since we're all Feds.

It’ll need some glowing aspect.

 

[No Life Prince]

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Here's an attempt.

Perhaps you could make an alternate version with the eyes more symmetrical or mirrored, and with the jaw aligned. The goofy look adds to the concept of "Special Needs" but I find symmetry more aesthetically pleasing personally. Maybe people could vote on it too!

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Kiwi Emblem, Stolen Valour edition:

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That's the best I could come up with for the rocker, but I'm partial to "Special Needs Division" or "Marine Trained Teen" for the Deagle Nation s/o or something

If Null doesn't make this, I'll do it myself. This is too good! Can anybody tell me how to thread a needle? Good job!

 

[lolnah]

It’ll need some glowing aspect.

That's possible, tbh - they have actual UV active thread to make glow-in-the-dark patches

That'd be pretty fucking cool, tbh, a glowing kiwi in the dark, a silent nod to the other spergs out there

 

[goodbudweiser]

MATI one
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Made a cleaned up version for you fwen also colored attempts

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

And a quick idea for a smaller one before I hit the sack, honouring our international kill count and the dedicated gayop division that made it possible. Brutal feedback and text ideas welcome,

 

[lolnah]

And a quick idea for a smaller one before I hit the sack, honouring our international kill count and the dedicated gayop division that made it possible. Brutal feedback and text ideas welcome,

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I WANT ONE WITH THE 41 ON IT FOR REAL
Seriously though, can I steal this as an embroidery design, just for myself?