The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[DatBepisTho]

I'm so damn triggered the tranch doesn't have a trailer for hay nor a shed to store it in. No wonder they buy it month to month, it'd just get wet and moldy otherwise.

RIP Pacas especially if something like a wildfire reduces the available hay swathed, baled, and donated by some other farmer/rancher.

 

[Oxyjen]

RIP Pacas especially if something like a wildfire reduces the available hay swathed, baled, and donated by some other farmer/rancher.

Wonder how that pellet making machine worked out. Haven’t seen any signs of them feeding pellets so I’m going to assume it either wouldn’t run on the power they have available, or they immediately realised it was unsuitable for the task and gave up.

 

[Prolego]

A little update from the OL grift. It looks like they added a few things to their amazon wishlist late in January. Now I remember that the family they gave the first "$5,000" to were living in a nice house with mains electricity and heating. As was the chap at whose house they dropped off all the knitted crap. And he was walking around in shorts and flip-flops. So what did they add? Some Warm Winter Snow Coats (size mens) lots of solar panels and lots of deep cycle batteries that you might need if you lived off grid. Reasssuringly, most of the articles that people have sent them seem to be the stuff that is least likely to be appropriated by troons. Children's clothes, toys and the like.

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1K8X8Y3QT8F6N/

And of minor interest (it may have already been mentioned), but Phil's PayPal link deadnames him.

https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/Penellopelogue

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

A little update from the OL grift. It looks like they added a few things to their amazon wishlist late in January. Now I remember that the family they gave the first "$5,000" to were living in a nice house with mains electricity and heating. As was the chap at whose house they dropped off all the knitted crap. And he was walking around in shorts and flip-flops. So what did they add? Some Warm Winter Snow Coats (size mens) lots of solar panels and lots of deep cycle batteries that you might need if you lived off grid. Reasssuringly, most of the articles that people have sent them seem to be the stuff that is least likely to be appropriated by troons. Children's clothes, toys and the like.

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https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1K8X8Y3QT8F6N/

And of minor interest (it may have already been mentioned), but Phil's PayPal link deadnames him.

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https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/Penellopelogue

Those children's clothes and toys may very well be for Kevin...

 

[Humbert Humbert]

More on the construction work [A]

Love that someone called Penny out in the replies, telling him what he was doing was a bad idea, and Penny dismissed it. [A]

More cleanup content [A]

During all of this, Josie gave a weather update. [A]

Jen felt the need to share this. [A]

Because you people seem to have opinions on his painting hobby: [1], [2]


Oh, and by the way, Sky finally unpinned the tweet about Bonnie.

And one of the serfs apparently deleted their account.

Spoiler: Media

Jen posted a couple cat pics too

 

[Bob_]

Damn, they fucked that ceiling finish up.

 

[Surfin Terf]

They're seriously still running a gas generator? I hadn't heard abut the generator in a while and I had hoped that they'd managed to stop using a stream of gas generators as their source of power but I guess that I was way too optimistic. It just seems like such an obviously bad idea that completely defeats the purpose of living "off grid", but I guess the lesson of this thread is always that their stupidity is bottomless.

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

They're seriously still running a gas generator? I hadn't heard abut the generator in a while and I had hoped that they'd managed to stop using a stream of gas generators as their source of power but I guess that I was way too optimistic. It just seems like such an obviously bad idea that completely defeats the purpose of living "off grid", but I guess the lesson of this thread is always that their stupidity is bottomless.

How much you wanna bet they end up running it indoors?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Phil: I have asthma and the dust storm left me in the hospital for 3 days
Also Phil: Not wearing a mask to dust turned out to be a great idea!

...????

He's the master of pushing his body over the limit because he thinks he can do it but doesn't and hurts himself. Man needs to know body limits to keep themselves in shape, and same for women. He's going to be a wrecked parent to Kevvie and Jen in 10 years and they'll have to take care of him (Jen might stay but Kevin WILL ditch after a few weeks of playing nurse).

Also, I'm not a miniature expert, but they're... kinda bad looking from a painter perspective. No real definition, mostly colors ontop of the form like a coloring book.

 

[Dickens Cider]

With gas pointing north of 3.75 (in their area last I checked) I’m thinking we might get a lot more drama coming. I can’t wait for a tranch civil war over resources. It would be an uglier version of road warrior.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

With gas pointing north of 3.75 (in their area last I checked) I’m thinking we might get a lot more drama coming. I can’t wait for a tranch civil war over resources. It would be an uglier version of road warrior.

I'm waiting snide posts about how the Earls are all "stealing" the fuel from vulnerable alphabet people when it becomes difficult for them to secure enough gas for the generator. They don't seem to have made any attempt to alter their lifestyle or prepare for possible shortages in their area.

 

[Prolego]

So they're burning gas to run an outside generator to make electricity to warm the house, then cranking up the heating so they can sit around half naked? That just seems like a whole load of levels of dumb sitting on top of each other. Why not put on a jumper for one. Or use propane from that big tank of theirs to run the boiler. Those things are more than 95% efficient. Or buy some firewood and burn it in their stove. They were saying how cheap it was locally. But instead they're using the cheap emergency generator which is probably dumping as much energey into the surrounding air as it's passing up the cables and into the house.

 

[stupid frog]

Earl siphoned our gas arc. That one's free, Penny.

 

[Oxyjen]

There’s a huge propane tank near the house, so I’m fairly sure they are using a propane warm air furnace (standard for Colorado) for heat, a similar propane water heater, and the generator is just for charging the batteries on nights and days when the sun don’t shine.
But Kevin’s Rig must consume many Watts, so I’m just guessing the generator runs long hours in the winter.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Real fast update, Penny is having MORE teeth pulled right now. [A]

This shit had me laughing. What the fuck is Kevin gonna be able to do, Jen? [A]

Couple updates on the project: [1], [2]

Spoiler: Pics

I will edit later with archives and maybe more tweets
Edit: Oh my. No I will not make a PNG of this, this shit is frightening. Full pic in the above spoiler. [A]

 

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Real fast update, Penny is having MORE teeth pulled rn.
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This shit had me laughing. What the fuck is Kevin gonna be able to do, Jen?
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Couple updates on the project;
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Spoiler: Pics

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I will edit later with archives and maybe more tweets

This man will sit down and fill needles with synthetic estrogen to inject into himself daily yet won't open his horse mouth to jiggle a toothbrush in there enough to save his teeth from rotting.

 

[AssignedEva]

And one of the serfs apparently deleted their account.
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I wonder if that has any relation to the dogs and cats moving into the main dome?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Phil having his teeth pulled is just the greatest opportunity ever for the tranch. Every tooth yanked increases his earning power -- all those nice shiny quarters and nickels will be a-rolling right in when word gets around town that he's giving gumjobs behind the dumpster out back of the 7/11.

He'll be able to use the proceeds to buy big little Kevin more dinosaur stuffies and Pampers, just like the real crack whores do for their little crack babies. (Or more like, toilet baby, in Kevin's case.)

This is what "self sufficient" looks like, bigots, and it's beautiful. They should make a Hallmark movie of it.

 

[AnOminous]

Gotta factor in time for photo ops, juice breaks, naps, Nintendo Switch breaks, owning the haters on Twitter and dilating!

And possibly that Penny, despite constantly complaining of various health problems, is the only one who actually does anything.

 

[Vapewizard]

And possibly that Penny, despite constantly complaining of various health problems, is the only one who actually does anything.

I wonder if that may be directly related. Stress over a long period of time can cause various health issues and this includes tooth decay and inflamed gums and I sure as fuck would be stressed if I was pretty much the only one keeping a ranch afloat.