2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

friends o' niall said:
And a quick idea for a smaller one before I hit the sack, honouring our international kill count and the dedicated gayop division that made it possible. Brutal feedback and text ideas welcome,

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This is lovely.

With a heavy heart I have to note that nooses could easily be seen as racist in Current Year, although we know they were intended to celebrate transgender culture.

Local area is working on legislation to call a noose a hate symbol, regardless of implementation. Maybe we'll get failed suicides charged with hate crimes! The future is stupid.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
This is lovely.

With a heavy heart I have to note that nooses could easily be seen as racist in Current Year, although we know they were intended to celebrate transgender culture.

Local area is working on legislation to call a noose a hate symbol, regardless of implementation. Maybe we'll get failed suicides charged with hate crimes! The future is stupid.
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On the other hand, having a Limited Edition Hate Symbol could be fun.

I would really enjoy someone trying to charge me for a hate crime for wearing that patch.

It's possibly the best idea in this thread.
 
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KiwiFuzz said:
On the other hand, having a Limited Edition Hate Symbol could be fun.

I would really enjoy someone trying to charge me for a hate crime for wearing that patch.

It's possibly the best idea in this thread.
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In that case, I think the globe should be rotated so it shows Japan, for the obvious reason.

...This will make the globe also show NZ. With the kiwi, this means sharp-eyed law enforcement officials would draw the obvious conclusion: you specifically hate people from New Zealand. That watchlist is probably pretty small.
 
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friends o' niall said:
And a quick idea for a smaller one before I hit the sack, honouring our international kill count and the dedicated gayop division that made it possible. Brutal feedback and text ideas welcome,

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I'm warming up to it nicely. That design has the right amount of edginess that something like a patch demands. It looks like it will translate well to embroidery and with limited colors that should keep costs down. It's not tied to a specific cow or event so that shouldn't date it or limit it's appeal. It even has meaning outside this site (even if that meaning is racism). I feel the 41 really enhances the edge, especially since it can be confused with the naughty number 14.

I wouldn't mind seeing the alleged KF kill count included too. That could be a good opportunity to include a detail that I really like in patches: an embroidered detail in the same color as the background. That way it blends in from a distance but is there at close inspection. So like the kill count could be placed as black stitching on the black background. Edit: unless the 5 stars is for the KF kills. I'm honestly clueless as to what the count is supposed to be currently. Maybe Byuu can be a black star to represent how he isn't dead.

If Null vetos using the actual KF logo you can always put Byuu inside the noose with a cut open kiwi fruit in place of the globe.
 
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Product Intervention said:
Secret swastikas please.
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You know I once did a special job for someone who hated Google. This was the spiciest thing we've made and I had to convince my boss I'd keep it on the DL but that was years ago and we don't have a fabric printing machine anymore.

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No need to be concerned about a supplier for the patches. We could pool together for a digital Bernina and make however many patches whenever the fuck we want and be completely under the radar. Maybe someone wants to just buy one all for themself anyway?
 

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Severian said:
Agreed. People get jumped for wearing sons of anarchy merch I'm not about to pretend I'm in a gang and then try to explain to knife wielding Miguel "No bro you don't understand it's just a website where we post the addresses of disabled people cmon"
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Do they? Never heard that one before.
Personally never had a problem with any clothing items featuring rockers as long as you're not stupid enough to put MC or 1% the whole idea has become so commercial. Can't make sense of what's legit SOA merch & what's not. A few have MC on them some have nothing but yeah.
Went looking for some details & came across this gem of wtf
https://www.ngcrc.com/soaprof.html

Might get a pass from the local OMGs if they change it to 41% & utilise a pink & sky-blue colour palette
Polock said:
I still think Exceptional Forces is definitely the best.
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Autism Forces

'sup fellow Stormtroopers Of Death ....
 
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I like the doxfound patch mainly cause ive been replaying the metal gear games.

How about your avatar in all its slobbering glory as a Diamond Dogs one?
 
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BrokenLightbulbs said:
No need to be concerned about a supplier for the patches. We could pool together for a digital Bernina and make however many patches whenever the fuck we want and be completely under the radar. Maybe someone wants to just buy one all for themself anyway?
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I would happily turn my sewing room into an utter sweatshop and slave away 24/7 on patches if it meant that I had a digital Bernina or any digital embroidery machine.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
In that case, I think the globe should be rotated so it shows Japan, for the obvious reason.

...This will make the globe also show NZ.
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What about a reference to

A SHITHOLE COUNTRY

"I ain't from that Shithole Country, I'm a kiwi farmer bruh!"

Or alternately, "I'm not that kind of kiwi."


Punished Brent said:
Im gonna have this shit on in public so at least try to make it subtle
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BP CHAT BEST CHAT
is pretty subtle, since no one knows the trouble I've seen in the long standing institution known as the beauty parlor. Just want to reiterate this is kind of a motto we say in bp chat, like a lot , like daily

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ENTER BP CHAT
Is also pretty good because, well, bitches there are all armed and ready to kill


spacekatguy said:
You know I once did a special job for someone who hated Google. This was the spiciest thing we've made

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Off topic but Can u make me this but be a ripoff GOOLAG shirts? I feel like FUCK GOOLAG should already exist somewhere, I know it's off topic but fucking love this
 
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