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I'm sure people will be lining up to let a middle aged stoner with no idea of age appropriate content into their homes lol...
I was skimming one of his books yesterday (pirated PDF, because come on), and it's nuts how much of his shit is just intentionally misspelled Star Wars references.
Darrick only finding out his books were banned due to his wife banning him from playing rape dungeon game in audible ear shot of his small children is amazing. Also love how he had to show off and brag that he consoomed Lynch's Dune for his game as he whines that an open plan store doesn't want him to run his clown rape dungeon. He literally wanted to show off his shitty toys as he cries over his self-inflicted injuries.
Also I love how Mr. "I named myself after a shitty cartoon villain" tried to justify why a "sex crawl" is not as bad as calling it a clown rape dungeon. This coombrained stoner says this without a hint of irony and then cries and sobs and complains when he can't play his terrible games in his own house. You'd think getting banned from your own house, shed, garage, basement, everywhere would make you think about things, but that'd required thinking, and Darrick is constantly too
and too filled with entitled Karen rage to realize this.
Haha, of course Danielle would ban him, there is a reason why he does it text only, plus I am sure she doesn't want potential randos having access to the kids or having them hear anything.
Anyways, decided to finally listen to that video Darrick posted, he still won't let the whole Cha'alt being banned go as he learned it was multiple gamestores and not just Misty Mountain. He literally thinks they are ganging up on him. Of course, as a cope, he totally says "If you want to ban Cha'alt, fine, but me, that's pretty low" and they are using the family friendly stuff as an excuse to get rid of him.
The only store that banned his books and him from running a campaign with his books on spurious reasoning was Misty Mountain Games. The second location, I'm Board!, did so because they gave him a chance and his books couldn't sell at all. Literally not a single copy moved, which is amazing.
The other places likely were a mix, though if I ran a game store and I read his blog, I'd not be inclined to want to let him run either. Why? Because I can unironically and easily find examples where he doesn't fade to black on porn. I'd not want him to run a game in my store, not unless I had a backroom where kids can't hear that shit.
Again, Darrick doing this can be rebutted with this: Would he feel just as okay with one of his daughters.... say Trinity, overheard some fat awkward neckbeard talk about how he used his half-orc dong to destroy the barmaid he somehow got to seduce's lower oriface in a loud and nasally voice? Because Darrick is demanding that other parents let their children listen to him vividly describe how demons are gangbanging women casually. If he says yes, then I'm happy Danielle slapped him out of the house because there's no saving that at all.
He gets mad when people tell him to stop sperging about politics and compares him talking about politics to trying to prevent murder
"I also don't want politics in my gaming aside from real world politics" yet you have so many thinly veiled references to real world political stuff in your games...
Apparently he made this video posted something on some forums that were mad because he sperged about politics I guess?
@NavyGuzzler if you know what forums he posted in recently, let me know. I mean, even in the Farms there are times and a places to sperg about politics, hence why the moai statue exists.
I love how he's crying persecution from a site that banned wokies for the same thing. He's pulling a MovieBob here and I love it. He's literally too retarded from weed to stop screaming persecution. I'm not even sure if it's for clout anymore, since weed does have as a side effect paranoia. I knew that even before I did the schizophrenia awakening abilities it also has.
Now he is talking troons which as people have pointed out, you identify as an otherkin Darrick... seriously
He is telling troons to see a psychiatrist, Darrick, why don't YOU see a psychiatrist and lay off the weed?
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The otherkin mocks the tranny before crying out in pain for being more cringe.
Darrick's supposed to be on a livestream but he can't get his mic working lmao.
I dunno how to archive this, they say they'll edit it out, but hahaha. Don't smoke a weed, kids.
Edit: took him 20 minutes or so, but he's on now.
I'll be honest and confess I fucked that up horrifically before on stream. It's a semi-common mistake with some software. In my case, I stupidly didn't doublecheck to see if I activated the mics on OBS, meaning my own voice and the other members of the stream weren't audible to the audience; figured out the issue as soon as I had feedback though. I've also sunk a recording or two due to that even earlier in my usage of it. I've also on more than one occasion accidentally slid the mute switch on my headphones and not notice until I tried every other method before then.
Amusing, but understandable and does happen in streaming.
Host: "How do you buy tickets?"
Venger: "I, uh, use a website called.... Tabletop Events dot com. Just Google Venger Con."
Amazing expectation. I can definitely understand why he could only sell 15 tickets so far.
Venger claims to be "a legit sorcerer" who is considering a ritual to "destroy" Misty Mountain Games...
I can't even.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM DO THIS SINCE HE SOBBED ON RPG.NET AND SCREAMED OUT A DEATH CURSE IN TARD RAGE! Oh god, I thought he stopped doing that, and I'm so fucking glad to be wrong!
If someone clips that, I'm putting that bad boy in the OP.
Why did he pick those Dune figurines as a picture?
I'm not into the TTRPG scene anymore but I can't imagine there's more than a handful of players who want sexcrawls/sex dungeons, right?
All his players are roughly his age, amazing they can't find a garage or something to play in.
My assumption is that he went to Misty Mountain to try and shanghai local players into his rape goblin game since he doesn't have meat space friends that would be in good driving distance for him to set up in their garage. Depending on the time of year and how big it is, a shed also works just fine in my experience.
Venger: "These banana guys wanna pay you ten gold to fuck you in the ass... seriously, seriously, what does your character do?"
As an example of how he tries to bring the table back to "serious" RP after a moment of laughter...
Of course he had to use prostitution as his example. So much coom, so little neurons. His last brain cell drowns in an ocean of coom.
