DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
anyone notice the weird shit he's been doing with his tongue and his lip lately? looks like he's turning his tongue sideways in his mouth to make sure it's still there or some weird shit, any health reasons where his lips or tongue go numb?

His teeth are shit and he has no impulse control. If a tooth cracked or fell out, he might be unconsciously probing it with his tongue, like anyone might after their mouth geography is changed.
 
His teeth are shit and he has no impulse control. If a tooth cracked or fell out, he might be unconsciously probing it with his tongue, like anyone might after their mouth geography is changed.
and keep quiet about it instead of using it as a pity beg? yeah, don't think so, and that aside he does it at different spots
 
I always wondered why Phil does not order directly from the restaurant?
I mean why pay this Door Dash club price or whatever he subscribes to?
Most places give you the power to order through the restaurant itself.
Food is the only thing he seems to passionate about.

Whenever Phil spergs about food I am left thinking - does he ultimately want to be a mookbang channel?
If he wants to review food he needs to increase that vocabulary as I think "robust", "flavorful" and whatever other vocabulary he butchers will not do.
This is a perfectly good example of how a food review should be.
Because he wants to be as lazy as possible. He'd have to remember information for each restaurant and he'd have to look them up on google (his third greatest nemesis) when he can just browse on an app. He has no concept of value, after all he genuinely believes that restaurants are cheaper than making it himself.
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Yeah, Phil's a special kind of retard.
  • "Fighting games need a serious injection of new content and hype." is a pretty funny thing to say from someone who's only played Super Turbo and dropped every other fighting game within a day. Also, why is he talking about EVO like it's a game that needs DLC? It's a tournament. A tournament for some of the biggest fighting games with the largest communities. Of course some games are bound to show up in EVO, especially SFV, DBFZ, and Tekken.

  • "EVO Lineup is just a few old games and KOFXV where the meta is crap". Yeah, no, fuck off. This is Granblue Fantasy Versus's first time in EVO iirc, and theirs is a community that was begging for a big tournament like this, because a lot of players considered the game dead. My hope is that EVO gets new and even current players to play GBFV and Skullgirls, since they also do sales for fighting games while EVO is going on. A big tournament like this is a step up for the community and I hope it helps them. Phil's just being a contrarian faggot like he always does.

    Also in his unintelligent hot take, Phil fails to mention that Melty Blood Type Lumina has only been out for six months and is actually pretty recent, which proves once again that Phil does no research on anything because his brain is underdeveloped and his parents are likely siblings.

  • Calling KOFXV's meta crap is a shit take. Phil, you tried to play the game the same way you always do... like's it's Super Turbo. And it didn't work. You tried fitting a square peg into a circular hole, and it didn't work, so you bashed it against the wall and cried for your trainset. That's not the fault of the game, and saying that the game has shit mechanics without ever having used them is an insult to the game and it's community and this is why old heads in the FGC wish you sunsetted yourself when you were chased out of the community.

  • "There needs to be NEW games!" - Man who plays a fighting game that players abandoned 14 years ago.

  • "This shit is boring." - Your opinion, Phil, and it's shit. If you don't like EVO, then don't fucking watch it. EVO is for the players and communities that actually give a shit about fighting games, and the game developers to draw in more new or curious players by having pros put on a show.

    Phil, your fans don't give a shit about fighting games, and you yourself don't give a shit. Yet every year, you've bitched about the EVO lineup. What the fuck do you WANT them to do? Do you want them to fucking cancel Tekken, SFV, DBFZ, and Guilty Gear just so you can relive a Super Turbo fantasy that died a long ass time ago? Fuck off, faggot.
His complaints about the lineup makes less sense because he has no idea of what a good line up would be and he definitely has no idea on what he wants. He complains about a lack of "new" games buts ignores Strive and Melty blood, which have never been seen at evo and Skullgirls hasn't been seen on the main stage. The obvious question to ask him is what would be a "good" line up for evo, which would please everyone from the community to the companies to even the sponsors. A line up that appeals to the smaller communities that could use a chance to prove themselves while also having the big guys to ensure viewership and sponsors. Simply put, he'd never be able to do it.

What games would he put up? We know he either hates or denies the existence of every game on the image. The only FGs he's ever tolerated are Pokken and SF2. He's so out of touch that he literally doesn't have the faintest clue what anyone wants out of evo, not even himself.
 
A wheelchair asked Phil if he was going to update the perks on his Pateron. Phil, being the successful streamer, because he's a mature adult with a business degree, says that he "won't" doesn't care about Pateron anymore, and called it "legacy support."

Yet, if you don't want to tip him, support him on Pateron. You get awesome perks like nothing! Go to his streams and see him want more of your money! Isn't that fun? Isn't that positive entertainment that Phil is putting out? Oh, you're not entertained by Phil? Well, fuck you! You're a piece of toxic shit and off to ban world for you! He's trying to have fun, you fucking piece of hateful shit!

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS9Wby6ApbQ
 
The answer to this is no better. He'd just find another way to consume. It's not like mobile games are his only frivolous expense.
Exactly. Before he had his mobile game habit, he went into debt so he could fund his SF 'career'. Or he spent it on figurines. Or whatever caught his fancy. But the mobile game addiction is honestly one of the most pathetic ways to spend money. At least with the other things he spent money on there was an actual object or experience. So maybe his life would be a bit better if he didn't have it.
 
no harm in trying
History has shown that getting Phil kicked from stuff isn't that hard, you just have to have the right angle, and/or be patient. If he is going to lose YT, it won't be from saying bad words, it'll be from treating memberships as crowdfunding, when YT ToS specifically states that it is not to be handled that way. And Phil can't get out of it by merely dropping the word "crowdfunding" from his daily spiel, he has to actually start rewarding members, or he can be given the boot.
The answer to this is no better. He'd just find another way to consume. It's not like mobile games are his only frivolous expense.
Exactly. Before he had his mobile game habit, he went into debt so he could fund his SF 'career'. Or he spent it on figurines. Or whatever caught his fancy. But the mobile game addiction is honestly one of the most pathetic ways to spend money. At least with the other things he spent money on there was an actual object or experience. So maybe his life would be a bit better if he didn't have it.
This is true, but like I've pointed out, he hasn't been on a payment plan with the IRS the same length of time has been making enough money to owe a shitload in taxes every year. For all his waste, prior to starting to whale out on Champions in a really big way, Phil still afforded his shit well enough. None of his other vices have shown signs of being able to escalate the way gacha has. Maybe BECAUSE of gacha, admittedly, but given Phil's lack of taste, I'm doubtful. I can't seem him slowly evolving from whatever crap he gets drunk on now to some vintage wine that costs more per bottle than a whole keg of beer. Or moving from over-priced but still cheap food to ordering burgers that Gordan Ramsay would approve of.

The only thing I could see getting so out of hand is collecting, and even then, he would have to be such a junkie that instead of staying up all night playing a mobile game, he's ordering tons of shit off eBay and Amazon. There has to be a reason that didn't happen years ago, when he was playing gacha already, but not enough to fuck him like it does now, leaving him more time and money to waste.
A wheelchair asked Phil if he was going to update the perks on his Pateron. Phil, being the successful streamer, because he's a mature adult with a business degree, says that he "won't" doesn't care about Pateron anymore, and called it "legacy support."
Kind of like how YouTube was an "archive", right? That's what we call "unintended foreshadowing"...
 
History has shown that getting Phil kicked from stuff isn't that hard, you just have to have the right angle, and/or be patient. If he is going to lose YT, it won't be from saying bad words, it'll be from treating memberships as crowdfunding, when YT ToS specifically states that it is not to be handled that way. And Phil can't get out of it by merely dropping the word "crowdfunding" from his daily spiel, he has to actually start rewarding members, or he can be given the boot.


This is true, but like I've pointed out, he hasn't been on a payment plan with the IRS the same length of time has been making enough money to owe a shitload in taxes every year. For all his waste, prior to starting to whale out on Champions in a really big way, Phil still afforded his shit well enough. None of his other vices have shown signs of being able to escalate the way gacha has. Maybe BECAUSE of gacha, admittedly, but given Phil's lack of taste, I'm doubtful. I can't seem him slowly evolving from whatever crap he gets drunk on now to some vintage wine that costs more per bottle than a whole keg of beer. Or moving from over-priced but still cheap food to ordering burgers that Gordan Ramsay would approve of.

The only thing I could see getting so out of hand is collecting, and even then, he would have to be such a junkie that instead of staying up all night playing a mobile game, he's ordering tons of shit off eBay and Amazon. There has to be a reason that didn't happen years ago, when he was playing gacha already, but not enough to fuck him like it does now, leaving him more time and money to waste.

Kind of like how YouTube was an "archive", right? That's what we call "unintended foreshadowing"...
His archive is growing extremely well.
 
Hey look another fighting game for Piggy to shit on.
please no. Wasn't the Jump Force playthrough/wagequit enough? He's just gonna be toxic!
"*snort* Dude its not fair. Gyro Zeppili has me in a whirlwind and theres nothing i can do. Game fucking sucks."
 
This is true, but like I've pointed out, he hasn't been on a payment plan with the IRS the same length of time has been making enough money to owe a shitload in taxes every year. For all his waste, prior to starting to whale out on Champions in a really big way, Phil still afforded his shit well enough. None of his other vices have shown signs of being able to escalate the way gacha has. Maybe BECAUSE of gacha, admittedly, but given Phil's lack of taste, I'm doubtful. I can't seem him slowly evolving from whatever crap he gets drunk on now to some vintage wine that costs more per bottle than a whole keg of beer. Or moving from over-priced but still cheap food to ordering burgers that Gordan Ramsay would approve of.

The only thing I could see getting so out of hand is collecting, and even then, he would have to be such a junkie that instead of staying up all night playing a mobile game, he's ordering tons of shit off eBay and Amazon. There has to be a reason that didn't happen years ago, when he was playing gacha already, but not enough to fuck him like it does now, leaving him more time and money to waste.

Kind of like how YouTube was an "archive", right? That's what we call "unintended foreshadowing"...
I'm guessing the reason his prior spending on the figurines/collecting didn't reach gacha levels is simply because it's physical. With gacha $100 it is a few clicks away and then forgotten about. Figurine collecting is much more of a process and there is that constant physical reminder of it.

If he started spending Champions level amounts of money on collectibles he wouldn't be able to look anywhere in his home without a reminder of his awful spending. He obviously has some amount of guilt attached to his spending and the easiest way to avoid that is make it seem like it didn't happen.
 
This time Phil will get banned from X for sure!

I want Phill to get banned from sites the much as the next guy but he's literally untouchable to these kinds of things, the guy said nigger (twice) in the current year and nothing happened.
If anyone who is a member on Phil's Patreon and feels like they got shafted then login to your patreon, go to Phil's Patreon Page, you see 3 dots next to the Share and Follow buttons, click on the dots and select Report This Creator.

Now if you feel like Phil doing this scam is harming Patreon and its creators well go to the Patreon Help Center, scroll down to the Email Patreon Support button, and there you can create a report ticket for all sort of things. Hell if you feel like he used your music, art, or gameplay, you can use this to report his ticket if you are not a patron to him.

Note the first report section is vague and doesn't allow you to put full description. But the Email Patreon Support button allows you to put a description of why you are reporting that person.

Also don't abuse this report system and use it if you are a paying idiot to his Patreon, feel like he stole your work, or if you a good citizen trying to better the world. But seriously, don't spam report and don't report him to patreon for jerking it on camera or other dumb shit.
 
Can you enlighten me as to what a "twink fighter" is?
All I know is that DSP described the BlazeBlue fighting game series as a Twink Fighter, and he has been saying this for years. If I recall, it is because its a fast paced fighting game which Phil tends to dislike. Honestly, I don't play fighting games nor heard anyone call BlazeBlue or any fast paced fighting game that. It might be some homophobic phrase Dave made up to seem hip and cool to insult a game and its players.

EDIT: I found a old GameFAQ forum post talking about DSP playing SF4, sucking off DSP being "good" at the game, and then someone mentioning how he hates BlazeBlue because its anime style or some shit. The posts were over 12 years ago.
 
Can you enlighten me as to what a "twink fighter" is?
Never heard the term, I did a Google and this is what that got me
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please no. Wasn't the Jump Force playthrough/wagequit enough? He's just gonna be toxic!
"*snort* Dude its not fair. Gyro Zeppili has me in a whirlwind and theres nothing i can do. Game fucking sucks."
WHUUUUT? LOOK! HOL HORSE'S BULLET CURVED INTO ME! BULLSHIT! *aggressive t-pose* THAT'S UNREALISTIC! *whips out knife and holds it against his forehead* WHEN YOU THROW A PROJECTILE IT GOES STRAIGHT IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPAHSSIBLE FOR IT TO CURVE I JUST PROVED IT SCIENTIFICALLY!
 
All I know is that DSP described the BlazeBlue fighting game series as a Twink Fighter, and he has been saying this for years. If I recall, it is because its a fast paced fighting game which Phil tends to dislike. Honestly, I don't play fighting games nor heard anyone call BlazeBlue or any fast paced fighting game that. It might be some homophobic phrase Dave made up to seem hip and cool to insult a game and its players.

EDIT: I found a old GameFAQ forum post talking about DSP playing SF4, sucking off DSP being "good" at the game, and then someone mentioning how he hates BlazeBlue because its anime style or some shit. The posts were over 12 years ago.
This comment section really conflicts with the whole "people just made fun of me when I played SF4 because I sucked at it" narrative he made up today.
 
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