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- May 25, 2013
It was my bird that keeps humping my foot (spring=cockatiels being hormonal), but yeah tortoises are basically chaotic rampaging frat boys. They'll hump anything. One of my friends sulcatas has a particular thing for wheels, one time he was chasing after my other friends kid while he was riding a tricycle because he wanted to hump the wheels of the trike. It's wild.I am so glad I'm not the only person to have my foot defiled by a tortoise. Also, I genuinely needed the laugh this post gave me after reading the rest of this thread.
Human/animal conflicts are an issue with primates, but it doesn't justify or fully explain this sick fuck shit. Tons of animals can have conflicts with humans like raiding crops, killing livestock, etc. Everything from canines to raccoons to parrots. These assholes who enjoy this shit have something seriously wrong with them, and a lot of them seem to be pretty blatantly using non-human primates as a stand-in for humans. Fucked up on so many levels.
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