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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I wonder if that has any relation to the dogs and cats moving into the main dome?
It’s interesting because that was the one FtM on a tranch full of MtFs. Also, she was very recently e-begging for money for bills, and uses Jared’s cash app account. I don’t know what it all means, someone smarter than me put it together
 
Real fast update, Penny is having MORE teeth pulled right now. [A]
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This shit had me laughing. What the fuck is Kevin gonna be able to do, Jen? [A]
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Couple updates on the project: [1], [2]
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I will edit later with archives and maybe more tweets
Edit: Oh my. No I will not make a PNG of this, this shit is frightening. Full pic in the above spoiler. [A]
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Regarding that last picture.... let's say for a moment I believed trans women were women. How in the world can you look at that man and have the smallest sliver of attraction to him?? Even without the swollen jaw, he's so ugly!!! I can admit there are trannies that are conventionally "attractive", but who would hitch their wagon to him?!?
 
It’s interesting because that was the one FtM on a tranch full of MtFs. Also, she was very recently e-begging for money for bills, and uses Jared’s cash app account. I don’t know what it all means, someone smarter than me put it together
Maybe had enough of the desolate surroundings, subhuman living conditions and oppressive patriarchal commune?

There was speculation it was her Honda SUV they’ve been relying on so we might spot if that’s still on the ranch at least.
 
Maybe had enough of the desolate surroundings, subhuman living conditions and oppressive patriarchal commune?

There was speculation it was her Honda SUV they’ve been relying on so we might spot if that’s still on the ranch at least.
She also has an FtM boyfriend on there. If we remember her account we might find out why her girlfriend DFE.

She has self admitted BPD so she just might have had a meltdown or freakout no one caught. Sometimes it's just people being dramatic over twitter instead of leaving the ranch.
 
With gas pointing north of 3.75 (in their area last I checked) I’m thinking we might get a lot more drama coming. I can’t wait for a tranch civil war over resources. It would be an uglier version of road warrior.
According to https://gasprices.aaa.com/ the average cost of a Gallon of Gasoline in Colorado is now $3.95and the average national price has jumped 6c overnight to $4.31.
He's going to be a wrecked parent to Kevvie and Jen in 10 years and they'll have to take care of him (Jen might stay but Kevin WILL ditch after a few weeks of playing nurse).
Quite Optimistic of you to assume Either Kevin, Phil or Michael will be alive in 10 years and not be killed off well before the end of the decade as a result of their own stupidity, poor choices and even poorer health. But the thought of Kevin and Mike (more accurately Mike taking care of Phil while Kevin cooms, consooms and grooms as is Typical of him) is an interesting thought. Another question is whether they would even have the capability whether it be Mentally, Financially or Physically to care for Phil when his body turns into a flesh sack full of dust that used to be bone created by a life time of physical exertion, poor health and a heaping helping of Osteoporosis from cross sex hormones. Mike is not exactly a strapping young lad capable of assisting a cripple, Kevin is not getting any thinner and the rest of the tranchers will probably scatter when the tranch inevitably goes belly up assuming they are not picked off like Paul was by the prospect of Vagina. The best chance Phil has for a caretaker is his Children. This is of course assuming he does not die an “early“ death via a self inflicted 5.7 to the cranium intentionally or unintentionally.
 
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Quite Optimistic of you to assume Either Kevin, Phil or Michael will be alive in 10 years and not be killed off well before the end of the decade as a result of their own stupidity, poor choices and even poorer health. But the thought of Kevin and Mike (more accurately Mike taking care of Phil while Kevin cooms, consooms and grooms as is Typical of him) is an interesting thought.
Oh, of course it's optimistic. But it's not like lolcows have some of the weirdest fucking luck and survive multiple things that should have killed them. Humans in general have weird luck of surviving longer than we think. Besides, it's surreal horror comedy to think of these guys in old age.

For Kevin, someone who worries hard about getting old, I'm betting living that long with wrinkles and worsening medical problems might be more terrifying than death. However, he doesn't seem to possess the gumption to do any change or big action, so I can't see him get better or kill himself (and I rather he not), going out on entropy if something else doesn't take him. I feel bad for him in spite of it all, but I'm too soft to be a hardcore kiwi.
 
She also has an FtM boyfriend on there. If we remember her account we might find out why her girlfriend DFE.

She has self admitted BPD so she just might have had a meltdown or freakout no one caught. Sometimes it's just people being dramatic over twitter instead of leaving the ranch.
@SPARKLEGRYMM right here. She barely uses Twitter and hasn't posted since January 4th.
 
We have been blessed with another I Spy-esque image of the property. [A]
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Penny thanks everyone for their donations, they’re going back to the rez at the end of the month. In the meantime, he had to temporarily shut down the GoFundMe and stop spamming nonstop about it because he has to work through his health issues apparently. [A]
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And today he shared dog pics. [A]
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In the meantime, he had to temporarily shut down the GoFundMe and stop spamming nonstop about it because he has to work through his health issues apparently. [A]

Oh! To be so cursed by the fragile body and delicate constitution of a woman! So overcome by the myriad ailments and monthly tribulations of the fairer sex that one cannot even raise a finger to update their Amazon wishlist! How cruel fate is to our poorly women and wives…
 
The Ridgeline gets 21 miles per gallon highway.

It's 487 miles each way from Westcliffe to Oglala. That's 974 miles total.

That's about 46.4 gallons of gas for the trip.

The average gas price in Colorado right now is $3.971 per gallon.

That's $184.17 just to drive there and back.
 
[Phil]'s the master of pushing his body over the limit because he thinks he can do it but doesn't and hurts himself. Man needs to know body limits to keep themselves in shape, and same for women. He's going to be a wrecked parent to Kevvie and Jen in 10 years and they'll have to take care of him (Jen might stay but Kevin WILL ditch after a few weeks of playing nurse).

Also, in response to his question "is a spray painter a good idea": No, not if you're asthmatic unless you're prepared to wear one of those industrial face masks with eye protection.

Cats and dogs nothing, Kevin has clarified in the past that he dilates the Amhole in that bed.

No, he doesn't dilate remember. He mentioned airing it out.
 
he had to temporarily shut down the GoFundMe and stop spamming nonstop about it because he has to work through his health issues apparently. [A]
He truly works overtime to sabotage himself. He's akin to Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin with his drive to make bad choices due to pride or a mistaken sense of him knowing what's right. It's astounding.
 
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