Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

What is he wittering on about China? Drop Fatrick from a plane in Ukraine and probably kill many, many Russians, or Chinese. Half of his followers must follow for his comically stupid takes, and the other half are likely bots or socks of his.
This is what military wonks call a "Slob from God," otherwise known as a Kinetic Kill Vehicle. They may soon be banned by international law due to the likelihood of AIDS contamination in the blast zone.
 
Kid Rock is bad, child.

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Piggy wants to play some word association. How many of these words could we associate with Pat?

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At least half of them would be crossed off from this tweet alone.

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The battle against the Shah of Iran rages on:

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The battle against the Shah of Iran rages on:

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The longer this goes on, the more pathetic Fatty's threats and promises of account deletion get. Don't worry, I'm sure the Goodreads jannies will sweep up the Shah NEXT month, Rick! That'll teach him to give (mostly) factual accounts of your bullshit. Better keep replying to him in the meantime to show how much you don't care!

He claims his Twitter account never got suspended?

Does he expect anyone to believe anything he's says at this point? We saw you get suspended, Fatrick.
He just blanket denies everything, almost without exception. I'm sure that with a bit of creativity someone could Bugs Bunny him and get him to say something hilarious this way.

"I have never been in a heterosexual relationship, child."
"My books have never sold out, stalker."

This'd also be a good way to test if he's using some sort of Goodreads answering bot. I don't think that's a thing, but who knows?
 
Piggy is latching onto a dumb new war hero narrative:

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Our little chickenhawk continues to advocate for all out war:

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Someone (I think it's that Star Trek author that Pat is friends with) asks Pat what to do if Russia decides to use nukes. Apparently our special piglet has the inside scoop - no Russian would obey that order from Putin, child.

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He’s a caricature at this point. He’s the frothing war hungry general in an anti-war comedy. Except he’s an unemployed loser and this is real life.

(Not to change the subject, but am I the only one noticing how fat this dude is?)
He thinks it's brave to be a fat old man screeching for other people to go die so he can think he has a big dick.
 
It's slightly easier to get on base now, but this doesn't unfairly benefit one team over another since every team is going to be playing with those bases so this just seems like more oinking.
It makes the game more lame IMO, just like some of the retarded rule changes in the NFL in the past decade (and yes, designated hitter is one of those many issues with baseball). Although to me baseball is something you put on in the background and check how your team did/watch the highlights, but I'm pretty sure it's that to everyone besides the players/managers.

But as someone else said, Pat just wants more time to drink beer at the Brewers games. Can't have that if there's less extra innings!
 
But as someone else said, Pat just wants more time to drink beer at the Brewers games. Can't have that if there's less extra innings!
Someone tell him that when you don't have friends going out to games and bars is pointless since you're drinking alone anyway and at least when you do it at home in the dark less people have to observe you, the beer is cheaper, and nobody spat or pissed in it because they hate you. Fat is one of the few people I would encourage to go outside even less. Partially because he is fat.
 
It's pretty clear that Fatrick and Thiki Niki don't have what most would consider a functioning marriage solely judging by the amount of time he spends neglecting her while tweeting.
Is Fatrick throwing himself into twitter because Thiki won't talk to him or touch him, or is she driven away because of his social media addiction?
 
It's pretty clear that Fatrick and Thiki Niki don't have what most would consider a functioning marriage solely judging by the amount of time he spends neglecting her while tweeting.
Is Fatrick throwing himself into twitter because Thiki won't talk to him or touch him, or is she driven away because of his social media addiction?
Some women are for whatever reason sufficiently psychologically damaged and self-destructive to actually be attracted to narcissists. Pat's pseudo-macho swagger, bluster, and "CHILD"ing condescension, while utterly insane and repulsive to any normal person, are like catnip to a specific type of pathetic woman. But surely, Pat's years of failing to destroy the pests despite immense efforts and countless empty threats must severely diminish his appeal in her eyes. He was always a pathetic shell of a man, but now he's a pathetic shell of a man who spends his day drinking in a bar away from her while flirting badly with other women and "fighting" his enemies in the most toothless, ineffectual, limp-dicked and limp-wristed way possible: by incompetently trying to verbally "own" them until they admit defeat. This has of course resulted in Pat only becoming older, fatter, poorer, and more alcoholic while he continues to attract new trolls on a constant basis. He's a completely hopeless loser, and this fact only becomes more apparent with each passing day. His wife will leave him unless constantly threatened with violence.

That, or as some have suspected she stays with him because she's actually a female pedophile who is with him out of a mutual interest in raping children, although that begs the question of why they still haven't managed to produce a child for them both to molest. In that case they are probably stuck together until death do them part because they can both blackmail each other if the other tries to leave.
 
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