Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%
  • Total voters
    2,597
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
You don't understand your honor. I reached out after the restraining order to explain to her that I am a nice guy and she doesn't really need that restraining order
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Back when he plead guilty to harassing Erika, we speculated he might sue her for "slander" or "emotional distress." He didn't, and I don't think it's because he showed restraint. His lawyer probably explained why that was a very bad idea. His parents probably told told him they wouldn't help him if he got in trouble for harassing her again.
 
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Shitty edit of Russ' hopes and dreams:
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TractorGirl said:
Don’t tell too many others or we won’t get our acting bucks. The Hemsworths are behind it and keep us financed.
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The Hemsworths are doing a fine job running the business that Errol Flynn established back in the 1930s.

Fun fact: "The Great Emu War" was a stage production that got out of hand.

Drowningman said:
And again He has pulled the She don't like nice guys song alert.
It's 8: 35 am here and it is gone.
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Is that the current year equivalent to his FB rage quits?
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Back when he plead guilty to harassing Erika, we speculated he might sue her for "slander" or "emotional distress." He didn't, and I don't think it's because he showed restraint. His lawyer probably explained why that was a very bad idea. His parents probably told told him they wouldn't help him if he got in trouble for harassing her again.
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What are the rules on suing someone for slander after being found guilty of harassment? Wouldn't that just get dismissed right away?

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Damn.....I am starting to think that Russhole Schadenfreude is an addictive substance. I am literally jones'n for a hit of sweet sweet legal spergery. I'm even willing to sit through 2 hours of Rackets' drunken babbling to hear his take on Dildo Saggins' latest screed just to catch an update. There's no other lolcow's updates that I look forward to with such naked greed.

If the Bamboon had half a brain he'd onlyfans his court submissions 24 hours before actually submitting them. I'm ashamed to admit I'd pay.

FUCKING JUDGE LADY JUST MAKE A GODDAMN RULING ALREADY!!!!1!!11!one!!1!!
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
What are the rules on suing someone for slander after being found guilty of harassment? Wouldn't that just get dismissed right away?

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I'm not a legal Kiwi but I feel confident in saying yes it would be dismissed. I base this conclusion on another case of a delusional incel narcissist who harassed a woman, pled guilty to criminal charges relating to said harassment, and then sued a newspaper for defamation when they reported on his guilty plea and interviewed his victim: Jarrod Warren Ramos, the man who committed the Capital Gazette shooting in June 2018. I've compared his similarities to Russhole before in posts on this thread, back in 2018 and again in 2020. Here's a portion of the judge's ruling dismissing Ramos' defamation claim against the newspaper:

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There are reasons why I think Russhole will eventually resort to violence, and the Ramos case is one of them.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
What are the rules on suing someone for slander after being found guilty of harassment? Wouldn't that just get dismissed right away?

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Well, if that "slander" was asserted in a lawsuit (criminal or otherwise) it's going to be privileged, which makes it typically not susceptible to defamation lawsuits "Privileged communications are of four kinds:...Words used in the course of a legal or judicial proceeding, however hard they may bear upon the party of whom they are used." (see White v. Nicholls, 44 U.S. 266 (1845) ). In Nevada, "defamation requires... an unprivileged publication to a third person" (see Tsao v. Desert Palace, Inc., 698 F.3d 1128 (9th Cir. 2012) ). That would make his lawsuit not be likely to succeed.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
or get the chance 'to explain'.
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I'm going to bombard Russ with cool DMs explaining why his idiotic plans will never work. He has to let me explain! If he tells me to leave him alone, I'll check later to see if he changed his mind. Then if he blocks me, I'll sue, because I relied on his representations that he'd engage with the public. My feelings are very fragile, so he owes me extra.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I'm going to bombard Russ with cool DMs explaining why his idiotic plans will never work. He has to let me explain! If he tells me to leave him alone, I'll check later to see if he changed his mind. Then if he blocks me, I'll sue, because I relied on his representations that he'd engage with the public. My feelings are very fragile, so he owes me extra.
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Make sure to write a book about your interactions too
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Damn.....I am starting to think that Russhole Schadenfreude is an addictive substance. I am literally jones'n for a hit of sweet sweet legal spergery. I'm even willing to sit through 2 hours of Rackets' drunken babbling to hear his take on Dildo Saggins' latest screed just to catch an update. There's no other lolcow that I look forward to new legal updates with such naked greed.

If the Bamboon had half a brain he'd onlyfans his court submissions 24 hours before actually submitting them. I'm ashamed to admit I'd pay.

FUCKING JUDGE LADY JUST MAKE A GODDAMN RULING ALREADY!!!!1!!11!one!!1!!
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I feel the same way...if his impotent filings and appeals were to consist solely of him poking legal Godzillas like Fremantle. When he swings his bamboon pinata stick at Null, that's a different story. It's like really, you little fucking DNA typo?
 
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"Why I'm Making It Legal to Harass the Disabled on the Internet Without Them Being Able to Block or Silence You: A Short Essay from the Kiwi Farmer who is Milking a Lolcow for All He's Worth."
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Was it Russ or another cow who demanded Facebook remove the block feature? I know someone was yelling about how letting women block him violated his rights to association or something.
 
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