Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Doesn't one have to qualify for these sorts of event runs? Makes me think that either no one gave enough of a shit to apply, or that the run is so niche he's the only one who's willing to do it.

 

[Esoteric Maw]

I've never seen someone so desperate to achieve something without actually putting in the proper steps to do it. He finds the smallest, most obscure speedrunning events to be a part of so he can say he's a speedrunner, without putting in the proper time grinding to accomplish it. (Not that I think we need more speedrunners, mind you).

The proven formula is to practice, practice, practice. With anything, really. And from what I can tell, most of the top speedrunners practice on stream so while they're practicing, those countless hours are opportunities, no matter how small, to build an audience. Even if it's one person, it's piece by piece, over years. Adam doesn't want to do that, he wants the audience immediately. He doesn't want to practice, that's why he cheated in Paper Mario. He's lazy, it's why that Christmas tree is still up.

Honestly, I think his laziness is understated, even still. And the hyper-liberal troon crowd he associates himself with enable it, he thinks he's entitled to things simply by existing.

 

[Craigstopher T Penmanship]

Chibi announced it in the KH2 randomizer discord, and it seems none of them care or even heard of this event. So it means the event organizers are even bigger autists than the randomizer discord. Just when you thought you've seen it all

The same KH2 rando discord he publicly announced he left to better himself and his health? Out of curiosity, is this is his first post in the Discord since his "woe is me, GOODBYE EVERYONE" post?

 

[Dick Pooman]

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A bit late but his Christmas tree is still up on his latest sword picture

Chibi Weston Chandler

 

[Koji Kabuto]

Randomized all bosses as Terra with chat incentives to make it harder? This is not going to end well for him

 

[blinkber385]

Uuuh this can turn out juicy too. The organizers did not announce his slot. So there is a chance they can pull out if he does some usual chibi things ahead of time.

Such as bragging online, amusing cringe comment wars on their twitter or channel or…. taking away their announcement by spoiling it ahead of time.

Every time he does something like this I just think about the time he got a girlfriend and immediately made a tweet with a picture of them together, captioned "Take THAT 4chan " and within a few days 4chan had bombarded her with so many phone calls and threats that she broke up with him

He'll never learn. Same shit with the fuckin video editing

 

[lester lester lester]

>Day of the event
>Spergs out before his time slot
>Chibi's event starts
>Barely any donations to make it harder
>Messes up part way through
>"panic attack"
>Begs to cancel mid-event due to "anxiety"
>Sympathy baits for rest of stream

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

>Day of the event
>Spergs out before his time slot
>Chibi's event starts
>Barely any donations to make it harder
>Messes up part way through
>"panic attack"
>Begs to cancel mid-event due to "anxiety"
>Sympathy baits for rest of stream

Very optimistic of you to assume he won't fuck up something long before the event even starts and get his slot pulled.

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

>Day of the event
>Spergs out before his time slot
>Chibi's event starts
>Barely any donations to make it harder
>Messes up part way through
>"panic attack"
>Begs to cancel mid-event due to "anxiety"
>Sympathy baits for rest of stream

I can't wait for him to somehow fuck up Kingdom Hearts. Kingdom Hearts is "button mash X to win" and "press square during this large open window to counter. Then repeat button mash X" while mixing a heal in there once in a while.

I want another golden moment like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeBuIcGKsCs

 

[OneShot119]

The same KH2 rando discord he publicly announced he left to better himself and his health? Out of curiosity, is this is his first post in the Discord since his "woe is me, GOODBYE EVERYONE" post?

After no more than 3 days from leaving, he was back in there asking for tech support about doing some kind of Boss vs Boss mode.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Randomized all bosses as Terra with chat incentives to make it harder? This is not going to end well for him

Can you briefly explain why this is the case for the rest of us who have not played this game? I want to at least partially understand what is happening when Chibi inevitably embarrasses himself.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

To me, it seems like hes just trying to do every game challenge that hes seen other streamers do and mash them into one game in some crazy autistic adhd run. He hasn't even practiced any of it, which he admited and is even asking people in the randomizer discord to be on vc chat with him when hes blindfolded so they can tell him where to go. This is gonna be a shitshow for him. No one is gonna enjoy watching this. Its like hes trying to cram 20 yrs of streaming failures into this one run

 

[blinkber385]

To me, it seems like hes just trying to do every game challenge that hes seen other streamers do and mash them into one game in some crazy autistic adhd run. He hasn't even practiced any of it, which he admited and is even asking people in the randomizer discord to be on vc chat with him when hes blindfolded so they can tell him where to go. This is gonna be a shitshow for him. No one is gonna enjoy watching this. Its like hes trying to cram 20 yrs of streaming failures into this one run

Sighs, uncomfortably aggressive self loathing, followed up by fake panic attacks as an out

I think we've seen this show before

 

[Rhysuu]

To me, it seems like hes just trying to do every game challenge that hes seen other streamers do and mash them into one game in some crazy autistic adhd run. He hasn't even practiced any of it, which he admited and is even asking people in the randomizer discord to be on vc chat with him when hes blindfolded so they can tell him where to go. This is gonna be a shitshow for him. No one is gonna enjoy watching this. Its like hes trying to cram 20 yrs of streaming failures into this one run

I don't watch or know anything about Kingdom Hearts shit but even he complains about how bad he is and how consistently he falls behind and loses his shit during race challenges with others in that Discord. I'm really looking forward to this event.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Poor girl.

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Ah shit who left the gates open at the elementary school?

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I looked at the events twitter page, it only has 400 followers and looks like an autistic teenager made the fucking thing, so everything seems to check out. Also, he keeps using the word partner, im convinced he doesnt know what that means. You're not partnering with these people, your just running a game during a timeslot. They're also having a convention in texas that chibis going to. Our boy might have finally found his new community guys!

I swear to god there are more retard low-effort charities for these trannies than every minority combined. Why don't any of these fags do a charity fundraiser that people can actually respect, like a marathon run, a food drive, a clothing drive. Shit that has nothing to do with video games or anime.

This is why nobody takes trannies seriously. This is why we all think you're just a bunch of fucked up perverted manchildren. Every time you try to rally people to your causes or your perceived suffering in the world, you have to push it using the most autistic vehicles possible.

"smash bros. charity 4 trannies!"
"furry solidarity march with trannies!"
"speedrunning charity for trannies!"
"cosplay queers for trannies!"
"sip hot cocoa and read harry potter marathon for trannies!"
"all these events and more hosted by people you wouldn't want within a zip code of your underage kids!"

Why the fuck would you even be proud of being in this. It was probably free to enter, which would be an insult in and of itself, but it's also pretty likely you paid to get in Adam. The organizers were probably desperate for anyone, if they took you, and they probably have threads in the Animal Control subforum.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

@FanaticDreamer I think you're gonna need to help him out with this charity event. You still owe him from that last one

LOL literally just picking charities at complete random just to say he did a charity event. Real sincere adam, Im sure your gonna help out so many tran...autis...down syn...well, when you find a charity just let us know, its not like the events tomorrow or anything...oh fuck. Well, at least you got plenty of practice in before...When in doubt, fake a panic attack!

 

[Henrietta]

This website is the most effective "Transgender Education Network" I can think of.

 

[Craigstopher T Penmanship]

@FanaticDreamer I think you're gonna need to help him out with this charity event. You still owe him from that last one

LOL literally just picking charities at complete random just to say he did a charity event. Real sincere adam, Im sure your gonna help out so many tran...autis...down syn...well, when you find a charity just let us know, its not like the events tomorrow or anything...oh fuck. Well, at least you got plenty of practice in before...When in doubt, fake a panic attack!

For fuck's sake. You hit the nail on the head regarding his lack of sincerity.

I've put together charity events before. Tiltify is a good option if you are trying to have some sort of visual tracker (whether it's displaying a donation tracker on a stream or something as simple as a landing page with a tracker you link to for walk-a-thons, fun runs etc), but it shouldn't be the end all be all of tools, especially if a charity you care about isn't working with them. I've been part of events where the represented charity isn't on Tiltify or has a tracker API and that's 100% fine.

But Adam needs everyone to SEE how much money is being raised in real time because that's how GDQ does it and it'll show how he's such a "good" person.

Charity is for helping people, not clout you fucking swine.

 

[Peko]

Can you briefly explain why this is the case for the rest of us who have not played this game? I want to at least partially understand what is happening when Chibi inevitably embarrasses himself.

Not him but the game Terra is from is KH Birth By Sleep, and in that game he's easily the weakest of the 3 main characters. His evasion move is very laggy with little iframes in a game where bosses flood the screen with hitboxes, rarely get stunned from hits, and never stop attacking. It's a pretty bad speedgame compared to the other games for those reasons compared to KH2FM which is pretty much a "solved" game.
Whats weird though is I've never even heard of Chibi play BBS, he pretty much only touches 2 because its the game that draws in the autists who want to play a solved game but then add a randomizer on it.

BBS is a pretty broken game though, there's a lot that chibi could do to avoid really getting stuck and risk having a breakdown but without knowing the specifics of his run who knows. He'll probably still just embarrass himself in to thinking he's made it big if he manages to get more than 20 viewers

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Chibi Weston Chandler

Well, at least Adam doesn't want to fuck his mother, unlike a bunch of degenerates from this very thread.