Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Esmeraude said:
Speaking of troons, I think he’s too lazy to put a wig on and call himself Sally tbh. It seems like he’s fully okay with just claiming that he’s bisexual for the lgbt points, but actually going she/her would likely be too much effort.
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Now, now, let's be realistic here.

He would try to call himself "Eve" in an attempt at irony.
 
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MechanicalHugbox said:
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"I'd like to paint it glow in the dark to bring it to raves"
"TO A FUCKING RAVE"

I can not see how this would be a problem. Just Adam, waltzing in with his visible stench and getting between a crowd of people just having the time of their life. Little bit of UNCE UNCE UNCE goin on. Though something is off. While everyone is raising their transparent cups full of alcohol, Adam our loveable trainwreck retard raises this long metal cosplay tool and knocks every drink to the floor in a 2 foot radius. Noticing nothing, he swings it around and shouts "GRAVIGA" like the sperg he is.

No one knows what the fuck he's talking about, but he continues to twirl his faggy tool until it collides with the face of a Stacy. She falls to the floor and breaks into tears as her make-up is ruined and boyfriend Chad Thundercock is ready to turn Adam's face into a punching bag.

Backed into a corner, he takes his fighting stance. Says "STAY BACK CHAD. I'M AN EMPATH."
 
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Nothing says lazy piece of shit more than being "proud" of something you didn't even make. I'm pretty excited to see how terrible it looks when he paints it given that keyblade has a lot of white complimented by bright gradients on the teeth. There's no way in hell it wont look sloppy as fuck. A cosplay rave also sounds like the smelliest place on earth next to a Smash tournament
 
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Poor girl. :(

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All she has to do is google him and he's done. Adam really did make himself pretty undateable over the years. His gay little internet buddy group might give him companionship but you really don't want to link your personal and internet life with romantic interests when you have the kind of online footprint he's had. Knowing him he can't resist telling this girl to follow his twitter and twitch, and if she's inclined to check those out there's no way she isn't eventually going to stumble on all his horribly embarrassing past drama, plus constant immaturity and stupidity on a level that is just above actual mental retardation.

(Assuming this is an irl girl and not some twitter thot he has an imaginary relationship with)
 
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Wonathan Joss said:
I swear to God, if he dressed in that cosplay for the night club then there is seriously zero hope for him ever having a shred of decency. Also, I know "miniature victories" are a thing therapists teach people about but is going to a night club and not having a panic attack really a victory? That's like saying "I did it, I crossed the road and didn't get hit by a bus!" (although that's me taking his calling it a panic attack literally, when I can guarantee it's only a panic attack in his little world when in reality he just freaked out a bit)
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For someone with actual social anxiety that very well could be a minor victory, anxiety disorders can get pretty severe. But there is no way Chibi has social anxiety. The sped thrives off of any scrap of attention he can get, that's literally the opposite of having social anxiety.

I'd bet my left nut what actually happened is he acted like a faggot in public and people rightfully gave him shit for it, triggering an autism fit.
 
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Esmeraude said:
Speaking of troons, I think he’s too lazy to put a wig on and call himself Sally tbh. It seems like he’s fully okay with just claiming that he’s bisexual for the lgbt points, but actually going she/her would likely be too much effort.
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All this talk about trooning out...

If he wants to troon out successfully he would have to start looking and acting like a male.
 
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Because you get tugboats from your mom and I am very certain you are not exactly rich Adam. You might still be poor. I'd wager you have a couple thousand in the bank. Any single person in this world that knows how to save money can put a good $600 a month away and not touch it. It's not difficult. It's not impressive.

You are still poor though. Because while KiwiFarms users drown in pussy, you my friend get zero pussy. All the money and Halloween costumes can't save you in the club bud.
 
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