Oh and those nails? Totally did not get them done today and blew that obligation out of the water.
Long live the chipped swarofiski! We are EXCITED! We are FEELING IT! Out in public, with our paypigs, drinking an overpriced Martini and livestreaming at a sit down restaurant. Truly now, Chimptal of Ghettinaue has found true self. Confidently grasping her glass with glassy eyes. Prepared for the joys of Second Dinner.
Just a nice dinner with those Patreon subscribers and all the olives. Did you know that olive is in her name? She has to like oLivEs because of that. It's difficult to figure out what should be had for dinner and hey, CAN YOU HEAR? The menu is confusing and uses words that Social Influencearault has never heard of as she is at
Gezellig in Westboro.
"You can harass YouTube @ Team YouTube to get it back".
It's BS you know, everyone knows. This is pleasant dinner conversation to be having with the Samsung Filters in a public restaurant.
"What is gnudi?" Our oh-so-famous Lascivious Lardo asks a hapless member of the serving staff. Though she was cultured at the finest of drive through windows, the Great Northern Fupallo is unfamiliar with these delicious pillowy pasta treats. All those chefs she's graced with her gufupaflaps have done her dirty in more ways than one - withholding the joys. She's subsisted on Church Basement Sketti too long!
Though the waiter explains, we've decided to try risotto and mushroom soup. Thank you servant! Bring forth food for the QUEEN. Anyway, Chantal didn't even get a warning and the people who are mad at her are just awful with all those strikes. She'd never strike channels like this, trying to take away someone's income. It's all just bullshit, truly.
"If you don't like me, then don't watch me". (
)
"It is a Witch Hunt, that's exactly what it is." The murmur of competing conversations in this otherwise quiet place to have a nice meal with your Porcine Patreon Payfags is like a song played slightly too low on a KIA radio stuck at the US-Canada border. WE NEED TO BEEZE! The volume of this one-sided conversation has slowly increased, Chantal is recounting her appeal process with team YouTube! (
)
SO ABOUT NADER: "It's so messed up that he still gets his platform, my fault for helping him" so many hard lessons learned. And frankly he is BORING. Does he think his harem is worth it? They won't support him! They're desperate and sending him money all the time.
Projecting.
Chantal is interrupted, looks up to the side, and explains to someone she is "YouTubing" because really, it's her legacy that has been snatched and once this temporary mistake is rectified everything will be FINE.
Sure Jan.
"I'll be so happy to be back I won't block anyone I won't even care." Open swim? The Friend's with Benefits are now Friend's with Social Security Benefits. How witty!
"I'd rather put up with L and EG than this fucking platform." The VIB in exile, who really should be donating to the displaced Fruit Fly Tribes of Box Mountain 3.0 instead of the genocidal kaiju Cuntal are slowly trickling in and seem confused at where they presently are. Things are clean, there is atmosphere lighting.
"WE ARE AT A RESTAURANT" Ma'am...the other patrons...? "Restaurant Beeze! Yes!"
She is absolutely NOT getting any weird looks from other diners. The very implication is heresy! A VIB asks if she is sad, Chantal looks wistfully at those chipped nails first damaged when the Canadian Border guard would not allow her back in without the proper tests, even though he totally wanted her. Her feeder hole quivers slightly. Is she going to cry? NO! THERE IS FOOD HERE! PRAISE THE FOOD!
"Men like totally suck."
YouTube had told Chantal it would be a few days, but it could be longer. You can @ team YouTube though! Please! She just wants to be back and this is all really weird.
"I hope it's not months, we need to harass YouTube". (
) If it's meant to be that she gets back on soon, then it will happen. Stronk Aries won't let this hold her back, there's no need to be concerned. There's so much cahntent in the works for Patreon AND OnlyFupa!
Annnnyyywaayyyyyyy...
Going live on OF has been so hard! This Vodka Dirty Martini though? Delicious!
SCP-400# realizing they are being watched from multiple angles takes a far smaller than satiating Beauty Bite from the mushroom soup.
"Yum" X. "I need to get back on so I can go live properly!" We are going to make the best of it though!
"I miss YouTube Beezing too" or not... Chantal will continue to TRY with the OF live streams but it has been difficult! The VIB are clamoring for ways to increase the size of their hugbox back to normative levels.
"I'm going to stream naked when I'm at home."
No really, the soup is FANTASTIC! The VIB remind Chantal that people on YouTube can just restrict the stream by age, they won't get paid! NO SHE DID NOT GET SPECIFICS ON IF IT WAS OMEGLE!
"Charlie and her losers were reaching like they always do, mass flagged!" They will review her whole channel and see that it was a mistake, that this is the only time she's ever had nudity or sexual content on her stream! (
) It's so stupid, so stupid.
<Snip Haydur Nation Whinging>
"I was just trying to have FUN! I wasn't trying-"
The frequency of walk-by visits from the waitstaff is increasing with the volume of the Bellowing Guntafoop. Some faggot named Matt who is probably Grammar Police won't shut the fuck up simping for Chantal. Everything about this situation is awkward and the soup was not enough for a start to Second Dinner.
Look perhaps this was the kick in the gunt she needed! What about Twitch!? Should she go on TWITCH!? What do you guys think? HmMMMmMmm? She could make lots of MONEY on Twitch! I mean YouTube was good but until there's a resolution it's so hard. Everyone is divided right now and she doesn't like it, a platform must be chosen! People just have to stop STEALING FROM HER! Once she knows what is going on Chantal will make a decision. Yeah....siighhhhh.
"The people who did this are mean!" (
)
<Snip One Sided VIB Muttergunting>
When she gets back on YouTube she is going AFTER the targeted harassment! She will contact the MEDIA! Or maybe just stream...she's never been a problem! Never a SHRED of indecency! Chantal is begging the VIB to contact YouTube but she isn't upset about this, it doesn't bother her, she isn't sad. YouTube never cares about how she is bullied, they're awful about it! If only YouTube would just search her name they'd see that she is OBVIOUSLY...THE.VICTIM. (
) They keep listening to the HAYDURS! This happened with Coldest Water Bottle.
"YouTube needs to know that I'm valued and you miss me on that platform."
She does NOT care. Whatever. DO WHAT YOU WANT.
The risotto is thudded onto the table without a word from a completely different server.
"I don't know what kind of risotto it is." SCP-400# knows that having to move your lips to parse a menu is a tell.
Despite best efforts SCP-400# not only manages to spill on themselves. This is not good food. It's weird! There's something in it! Something pickled. UGH! Chantal appreciates that some people weren't STUPID ENOUGH to STRIKE HER while using her CAHNTENT. The volume is creeping up. The food has not pacified her. HA HA PEOPLE ARE SAD HER CHANNEL IS GONE.
When she gets her channel back she is going to Beeze and be positive. NO MORE NADER!
X. "I might be going to Dubai" X.
"It's very interesting...this dude." New character?
Everything with Nader was MUCH WORSE than you think. We didn't see what he did bEhINd the ScENes!
It's only like $20 a month to subscribe to her on BOTH Patreon and Only Fans it really isn't that much. Truly not a big ask. Even if she DOES get on YouTube she will be there for us, all of us! This is just letting her diversify. "
The risotto was a bit weird." The $50 is going to be reserved for breakdowns. The VIB are trying to help Chantal figure out how to make sure the hugbox is aware she's live. There are MOLES though, MOLES everywhere!!! (
) The food was unpalatable to the Goddess Fed by Chefs. Maybe dessert would help? Should we get DESSERT?
She is SO Happy about people following her around. So grateful. You know what...
she's full and DOES NOT WANT A TO GO BOX. She is done. Check please. The waiter is allowed to remove a plate with food from her vicinity without triggering any form of food rage. She did love the food though.
ROMAN is a clout chaser! Right? Right? He's like a douchebag! Peetz is sweet though, he's a good boi. The VIB agree, FUCK ROMAN. How dare he say she did child por-errr nudity. HOW DARE HE? What's his PROBLEM anyway? I mean he tried to say he is the reason she took BBJ to the vet. What a weirdo. That kid on Omegle though? He certainly LOOKED of age to her. KnowwhatImean?
So About Nader: He was not impressed with Roman either.
You know what maybe just a QUICK glance at the dessert menu:
"You can get cheese for dessert? I'm going to get the Earl Grey Crème Brule!"
EVERYONE CAN GET HER BACK ON YOUTUBE! Everyone make an EFFORT! She will let ALL HER BEEZERS BACK! She will CHANGE! She promises to NEVER talk about DOUCHEBAG ever again! She will get a CAKE! A big CAKE! Please. PLEASssseee @TeamYouTube. (
)
<Snip VIB explaining to Chantal how to ban evade and get back on YouTube>
The crème brule is much better than the weird risotto. No sex noises in public though. SCP-400# is wary.
SO ABOUT NADER: She is contacting him but HE answers the phone so NADER is violating the peace order. Chantal calls and HE ANSWERS THE PHONE! It takes him a while to answer but the PURSE was in the BACKGroUND! CAUGHT YOU! Fucker. They pretended that DumDumDeeDeeDooDoo went HOME! She NEVER LEFT! They set her up!!!!!!!
DeeDee was using her PURPLE PURSE TODAY! She had it at the Police Station! Clearly she was there. Cuntal is NOT stupid.
Chantal is literally vibrating with rage.
"I miss Beezing, I miss all the Beezers!"
The frequency of wait staff passing by the table is increasing.
"DON'T CALL YOURSELF A REAL MAN when you rely on a WOMAN to take care of you! That's literally what I did for 10 months!"
"He constantly needs to be stroked, in more ways that one!" D2 allegedly told Chantal she'd been with Nader at the police station since 1pm. Tee-hee. GOOD FOR YOU DUMDUM! Chantal didn't take any of that bullshit. She walked out, just OUT the door!
The detective called her today and she told the detective that Nader has been talking to her for the past two weeks and so she is going to SEND IT!
"I'm ready for the bill whenever you are." They've been ready. Yes, sure it was the fact that DeeDee was there for a whole month that caused this separation and yes she SHOULD have initiated it herself but I mean...look. GLOW UP 2022!
"Last Friday I called him because he was trying to get me" she's babbling about how Nader was telling her she needed to have the Peace Order lifted if she wanted to talk to him on the phone and have it be legal. Her card has been run at marathon speed.
He has a HISTORY of DV! A PATTERN! A pattern of Guntbuse! A HISTORY!
"When I talked to his ex it was gross the shit that he did, that I heard that he did. Like making a duplicate key to his ex's house without her knowing, like sneaking in, it's bad, it's really bad." X.
We're leaving now, let's go guys! Let's go get THIRD DINNER AND GO LIVE AT THE VILLA! WooOoOooo!
Well maybe. She's awfully tired and she is spending the whole weekend with family and needs to CLEAN. Do some cleaning. Spend time with family. Well maybe she just needs to catch up on....uh.....messages....figure out this stuff a little more.
"I hope tomorrow with any luck if I wake up my channel will be....Ooooo there's Lululemon here!"
Gunt out!
