Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[odumegwu]

Fuck favourite character, what's your favourite arc? Mine's the one where Kiwi Farms trolls caused a localized earthquake at his office using a computer virus.

It would be definitely Ariana Grande case; the contrast between professional judge and him, a delusional paralegal. Him speaking into echo chamber doesn't sound as insane as in reality; internet can take in a lot of crazy stuff and no one is batting an eye, no one believes it after all. Only when actually confronted with reality and normal people, then we get full picture.

Most outrageous would be this tho, the Bailee dedication in his fanfic book:

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

"Russ is bad for abusing the legal system, so I want to abuse it too"

Sounds like the ok has been given there lol

The audio recording of the AG trial was the most brutal thing I've ever listened to. You'd think after that legal beat down, that would end Russ' letigious streak, but that dumb rat-mouthed goblin never learns.

audio? We have audio of this?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Sounds like the ok has been given there lol



audio? We have audio of this?

 

[the khat quaffer]

Russ's filings are hard to read and the Law Clerk's can only drink so much sterno at a time to kill the pain.

>sterno

Fucking Andromeda Strain vibes, lmao.

In a world where love is against the law! The Entity had sued everyone on Earth. Every singer, every actor, all world leaders, even the unborn children in their mothers' wombs. It had even sued the concept of laughter out of existence. But the only person it couldn't sue was one miserable Las Vegas law clerk who mysteriously built up an immunity to the Entity's power, by habitually chugging sterno to get through the insanity of it all. He alone holds the key to stopping the plight that is... THE RUSSDROMEDA STRAIN!

Rated R, for Retarded.

 

[The Dude]

The audio recording of the AG trial was the most brutal thing I've ever listened to. You'd think after that legal beat down, that would end Russ' letigious streak, but that dumb rat-mouthed goblin never learns.

I think Russhole is so far beyond being able to learn like a normal person that it would require something like a long-term, highly intensive de-programming course conducted by professional experts in their field (much like they do with cult victims) along with the inclusion of some kind of therapy that uses extremely painful negative reinforcement before he could make any kind of improvements to his behavior and mentality. For many, many years Russ has been all on his own with no one to give him immediate and direct feedback regarding his thoughts and actions. It's just been Russhole all by his lonely thinking "I'm the best. I'm awesome. All my ideas are brilliant. I'm the greatest. It's everyone else who is wrong. They're probably just jealous of how totally awesome and talented I am and just hate the disabled." He's had no one there with him to tell him he's wrong or his plans won't work, so he's just been stuck in a perpetual feedback loop for years convincing himself he's the greatest guy who ever lived. That's not an environment conducive to learning and improvement.

 

[Cemila Mandes]

The audio recording of the AG trial was the most brutal thing I've ever listened to. You'd think after that legal beat down, that would end Russ' letigious streak, but that dumb rat-mouthed goblin never learns.

Narcissists never learn.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I think Russhole is so far beyond being able to learn like a normal person that it would require something like a long-term, highly intensive de-programming course conducted by professional experts in their field (much like they do with cult victims) along with the inclusion of some kind of therapy that uses extremely painful negative reinforcement before he could make any kind of improvements to his behavior and mentality. For many, many years Russ has been all on his own with no one to give him immediate and direct feedback regarding his thoughts and actions. It's just been Russhole all by his lonely thinking "I'm the best. I'm awesome. All my ideas are brilliant. I'm the greatest. It's everyone else who is wrong. They're probably just jealous of how totally awesome and talented I am and just hate the disabled." He's had no one there with him to tell him he's wrong or his plans won't work, so he's just been stuck in a perpetual feedback loop for years convincing himself he's the greatest guy who ever lived. That's not an environment conducive to learning and improvement.

I don't think that would even work. After every long session trying to break him, Russ would just follow up with "Let me explain" and he would frustrate everyone who tries to work with him

 

[DrJonesHat]

>sterno

Fucking Andromeda Strain vibes, lmao.

In a world where love is against the law! The Entity had sued everyone on Earth. Every singer, every actor, all world leaders, even the unborn children in their mothers' wombs. It had even sued the concept of laughter out of existence. But the only person he couldn't sue was one miserable Las Vegas law clerk who mysteriously built up an immunity to the Entity's power, by habitually chugging sterno to get through the insanity of it all. He alone holds the key to stopping the plight that is... THE RUSSDROMEDA STRAIN!

Rated R, for Retarded.

From the director of The Cockroach that Ate Cinncinati!

 

[Constellationzero]

Fuck favourite character, what's your favourite arc? Mine's the one where Kiwi Farms trolls caused a localized earthquake at his office using a computer virus.

1. Erica hands down. Plus we got the saved screenshots which are great re-reads when I'm bored.

2. The time the greasy gourd went on facebook and ranted about the backpage whore he ordered (like it was some flex and he was "ripped off"). I laughed. I cried. I laughed some more. And I nearly peed my pants over his tale of sitting in a public dining room (Cheesecake Factory or Olive Garden--not sure which it was) and this hooker eats him out of slurps and plights--and then drinks a bunch of alcoholic mixed drinks--because anyone would need to if they had to be seen in public with a drooling butternut squash.

And then he was left with $ instead of $$$$ and so she took him to her apartment and "danced weirdly."

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Imagine waiting and waiting. Still nothing from the court. And then Heidi Klum announces on Instagram that she's back on set for AGT season 17.

Imagine waiting until Heidi Klum announces that she's leaving AGT for greener pastures. Imagine Russ's wailing in court documents, and trying to sue the court for the amount of money needed to redo his wooing song for AGT's next female judge.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

The Ariana Grande saga is an absolute classic, especially since it has a little bit of everything. It's the one saga we all enjoy.

My favorite would have to be the Erika saga since it features Rusty being on the receiving end of his bullshit, and actually having it work for them. It was a blow to his ego that probably still hasn't healed. Another favorite saga of mine is the one where he ran the timer on a whore despite the fact that he had to pay the asshole tax on top of everything.

 

[Drowningman]

Imagine waiting until Heidi Klum announces that she's leaving AGT for greener pastures. Imagine Russ's wailing in court documents, and trying to sue the court for the amount of money needed to redo his wooing song for AGT's next female judge.

Knowing Russ. He might actually try that one day.

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck favourite character, what's your favourite arc? Mine's the one where Kiwi Farms trolls caused a localized earthquake at his office using a computer virus.

Fremantle is turning out pretty top notch.

I think Russhole is so far beyond being able to learn like a normal person that it would require something like a long-term, highly intensive de-programming course conducted by professional experts in their field (much like they do with cult victims) along with the inclusion of some kind of therapy that uses extremely painful negative reinforcement before he could make any kind of improvements to his behavior and mentality.

So pretty much the Ludovico technique.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The Ariana Grande saga is an absolute classic, especially since it has a little bit of everything. It's the one saga we all enjoy.

My favorite would have to be the Erika saga since it features Rusty being on the receiving end of his bullshit, and actually having it work for them. It was a blow to his ego that probably still hasn't healed. Another favorite saga of mine is the one where he ran the timer on a whore despite the fact that he had to pay the asshole tax on top of everything.

With Erika, that's why he was seething in his lawyer's office. She had successfully used the legal system against him, and that's his weapon! She was supposed to sit down with a mediator and "work on their (non-existent) friendship! How dare she enforce her boundaries (that she clearly set when she met him) and use the law to force him to leave her alone! This makes it my favorite too, though I do feel for poor Erika. She just tried to be nice, and look what that got her.

I think my second favorite Russ saga is the troll who had him convinced that Katy Perry wanted to meet him. The troll really livened things up when they told Russ a guy in a wheelchair was going to be there too, and he was black. Russ actually said he wanted him disinvited because what would happen if Katy invited him up to her suite? Seriously, he thought one of the most conventionally attractive famous women in the world was going to have sex with him but might not because a black person happened to be there. Then when the troll told him he was exhausting, and the meet was off, he posted that video where he's crying and all congested. That was GLORIOUS.

Fremantle is turning out pretty top notch.

Yeah. They handled the whole situation perfectly. They started out polite and very professional. Hell, they even offered to pay for Russ's half of the arbitration fees. Then he pulled his usual shit of being rude and demanding, and they turned icy cold. They quit handling him with kid gloves and put all of his previous misbehavior on record. They effortlessly smacked down all his flawed arguments about why he shouldn't be held to the contract he voluntarily signed. I do hope he doesn't get too far with harassing Ms. Lens once the case is shuffled off to arbitration. She did nothing but do her job and she did it well. I hope Russ can be discouraged from bothering her before he escalates.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I am ok with the court taking their sweet time responding to the Fremantle lawsuit.

Russell Greer is on a deadline. Every day that goes by is another delay in getting The Accommodations back together (or getting new ones), and rehearsing for Greer's nationally televised debut and subsequent meteoric rise to fame and fortune. He has to be thinking about that.

I've had no success finding out when AGT begins taping this year. Greer has written that it is in April/May. No idea if that is correct. Last year, taping began March 28.

Imagine it is one month from now and still nothing from the court. Imagine the panicked, nonsensical, improper filings. Emergency motion to shorten time for the court. "Greer does not think the court UNDERSTANDS what is at stake. Greer RESPECTFULLY submits that filming is about to start and if the court doesn't hurry up, he'll miss his chance and have to wait a WHOLE YEAR, which is against the public interest and would cause Greer IRREPARABLE EMOTIONAL AND FINANCIAL HARM. He is an eggshell skull defendant and missing the opportunity would hurt his feelings FAR MORE than than a non-disabled person. He would vomit. And panic. And lose more hair. And be haunted and taunted by having to watch the season go on without him. He would have to keep working boring, low skilled jobs where nobody appreciates his talent and ambition, and miss out on a WHOLE YEAR of the big-time songwriter $$$$ he'd be earning if he were on the show this year. Greer reminds the court that AGT is the ONLY WAY he can ever become a real songwriter. As a disabled person, there are not and NEVER WILL BE be any other options for him to get into 'the biz' (such as networking locally and working his way up from the bottom) so this court and Fremantle/Marathon would be responsible for irreparable harm to his career."

Imagine waiting and waiting. Still nothing from the court. And then Heidi Klum announces on Instagram that she's back on set for AGT season 17.

This post is pure methadone for my Russhole court filings addiction, this will tide me over as we wait. Thank you.


As regards the Arianna Grande case audio recording, I think that both the best and worst part of that epic legal beatdown issued by the judge is dispite how with constantly smacking Russ' peepee over his tweets and explaining how the fucking law works to this paralegal eagle, all the time and care he took to do so was completely wasted.

Russ didn't learn the lesson the judge was trying to teach, not even the warnings of how future judges look at repeated filings in bad faith topped off with a finding of legal fees to the tune of $1500 (the price of a high end brothel whore!) could cause the facts to sink in to that greasy trauma-lumped eggshell skull of his. 5 years later, here we are again.

 

[moorhen]

The Ariana Grande saga is an absolute classic, especially since it has a little bit of everything. It's the one saga we all enjoy.

My favorite would have to be the Erika saga since it features Rusty being on the receiving end of his bullshit, and actually having it work for them. It was a blow to his ego that probably still hasn't healed. Another favorite saga of mine is the one where he ran the timer on a whore despite the fact that he had to pay the asshole tax on top of everything.

I'm in two minds about the Erika saga.
It sucks that Erika had to go through his absolutely unhinged behaviour, especially as a normal human being. I'd imagine that celebrities can become pretty desensitized to shit like that, so there's like a layer of removal between him and someone like Taylor Swift, but Erika's just a woman, you know?
I know it's not known for sure, but Rusty's parents were most likely involved too, and being up close with the lawyer you're paying for and finding out what a lunatic your son has continued to be probably really sucks too.
What I'm saying is the Erika saga had a lot more real life consequences. It wasn't like him suing Ariana, when the only person who suffered was his own self and the judge who had to listen to him slurp his way through his case.

That being said, watching Rusty silently seethe behind his lawyer, then try to worm his way out of his punishment, only to make it worse for himself, was incredible. It was like the law equivalent of Sideshow Bob standing on rakes.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

So, I guess I'm not the only one who is rereading whole thread from the very start. I'm rougly on 360 page, and I have to say these are usually loaded with information about previous Russ antics. Had a good chuckle with this one so I'm reposting it: photo of TayTay with group of fans... and one of them is disabled. Russ, look what this guy managed to accomplish and I bet he didn't had to write song for two years and pay thousand dollars to produce it, remember it?

Spoiler: Blast from the past

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... Huh, am I seeing things or something? I must be tired...

Spoiler: Bug?

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OMG TAYTAY LOOK O-

Spoiler: TAAAAYYY TAAAYYYYYY 6

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(I had too much fun)

I don't know if you want it, but here's the unedited version of that image:

Spoiler

1. Erica hands down. Plus we got the saved screenshots which are great re-reads when I'm bored.

It really is the arc with everything. Pretty much every classic Russ behavior is on display: he becomes increasingly creepy with unsolicited gifts and compliments before going berserk, claiming the person he's tormenting is discriminating against him for being disabled, and finally threatening violence. Then we have Russ's panicked freakout when Chad emerges on the scene, and of course the Zoom court hearing where Based Skordas and others watch Russell impotently vibrate with rage in the background while his lawyer does his damnedest to clean up Russell's mess. Erika also is just a great protagonist--kind and sympathetic, but also with enough backbone to hold Russell accountable for his atrocious behavior. Russell never would have gotten this far if more people were willing to gently but firmly put him in his place like that.

 

[odumegwu]

Was Erika court hearing recorded? I didn't find anything similar like it was in Ariana Grande's case, because it wasn't allowed, right?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Was Erika court hearing recorded? I didn't find anything similar like it was in Ariana Grande's case, because it wasn't allowed, right?

It was online, because of COVID, but it was expressly stated it was illegal to record it. I think there was a transcript. Russ doesn't do much except state his plea and then sit there and look pissed while his lawyer tries to keep Russ's insane ass out of jail.

 

[The Great Citracett]

It was online, because of COVID, but it was expressly stated it was illegal to record it. I think there was a transcript. Russ doesn't do much except state his plea and then sit there and look pissed while his lawyer tries to keep Russ's insane ass out of jail.

And the best part, someone joined the livestream as BASED SKORDAS, not knowing names were public, and was mentioned by the attorney.

Russ probably shit his pants when he heard that.