Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[John Ligma]

Anybody know approximately how much money was raised during Chibi's stream? Did he himself donate at all?

 

[Dick Pooman]

Anybody know approximately how much money was raised during Chibi's stream? Did he himself donate at all?

I watched the last few minutes of the VOD when he ended, and if you didn't have a reference for what he was doing, you would have had no idea that he was raising money at all. No mention of money raised or the charity. Chibi on Twitter said they raised $110.

 

[BadBunnyBurnell]

I watched the last few minutes of the VOD when he ended, and if you didn't have a reference for what he was doing, you would have had no idea that he was raising money at all. No mention of money raised or the charity. Chibi on Twitter said they raised $110.

Did he even have a dsp style tips goal or anything? Did he even talk about the charity at all???

 

[Dick Pooman]

Did he even have a dsp style tips goal or anything? Did he even talk about the charity at all???

I only watched the ending. I can't bring myself to watch any more. I'm sure he gave a spiel about the charity at the start. At a glance, he had no goals and didn't have any dollar amount on screen whatsoever.


The top right is randomizer speedrun bullshit. "benefitting Equality Texas" at the bottom is the only hint of this being a charity speedrun.

 

[Large Rodent]

Did he even have a dsp style tips goal or anything? Did he even talk about the charity at all???

I only watched the ending. I can't bring myself to watch any more. I'm sure he gave a spiel about the charity at the start. At a glance, he had no goals and didn't have any dollar amount on screen whatsoever.

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The top right is randomizer speedrun bullshit. "benefitting Equality Texas" at the bottom is the only hint of this being a charity speedrun.

There were stretch goals and incentives, but I don't blame you for missing them, this was taken from a bot posting a pastebin.

Spoiler: The goals in question

Oops All Terra Incentives!

Donation Incentives
$5 - Choose my keyblade - I have to change my keyblade to whichever one you choose (provided I have it) regardless of its stats or ability
$10 - Play for 5 minutes blindfolded - This one speaks for itself, I have to play blindfolded while someone in a voice chat navigates
$15 - Choose the world I go to - I have to stop what I'm doing immediately and go to a world of your choosing, going until I encounter a boss I cannot beat yet, or completing the current visit of that world.(Excludes Hundred Acre Wood and Atlantica)
$20 - Have some finny fun - Each 20 dollars donated unlocks an additional Atlantica song (There's a total of 5)
$25 - World I'm currently on must be completed - This means I have to clear the world entirely, including the data or absent silhouette. (Excludes Atlantica and Hundred Acre)

Stretch goals
$50 - Wear Organization Coat - I have to put on my Organization XIII coat for the rest of stream
$75 - Ban Negative Combo - I am not allowed to cheese Terra fights with Negative Combo for the rest of stream
$90 - Must Equip Dodge Slash - This is a horrible ability please do not make me do this
$100 - Yeet the Bear - I have to full clear Hundred Acre Wood
$120 - Defeat Final Xemnas - I have to defeat Final Xemnas at the end of the run
$150 - Sing Disney Song chosen by chat - I will post a strawpoll with Disney songs, chat will vote and the one with the most votes will be sung
$200 - Equip No Experience - Please god no dont I like my levels

More stretch goals will be added as goals are met!

So, if he raised $110 he had to:

1. Wear his shitty leather jacket
2. Ban negative combo, which I'm assuming is that cheese strat to trivialize Terra that was mentioned earlier in this thread
3. Equip the dodge slash, which sucks apparently
4. "Yeet the bear", whatever that means

I'm almost tempted to watch the whole VOD and count up how many incentives were donated. Almost.

 

[Oliver Onions]

@Hot HOT HOTTT He 100% is stretching and squishing his camera. Unsure if it's to hide chonk, or if he doesn't know how layers work and is trying to confirm his camera to fit the square. I honestly bet it's the latter since the photos he posts on Twitter don't help his image.

This was my thinking too. I can't remember if Adam has had a Graphic Designer arc yet, so I'm guessing he pays other people to make his stream overlays and either doesn't know you can hold shift on most software to maintain aspect ratio (if it's not automatic) or he didn't give the dimensions of his webcam to whoever made the overlay then he was too autistic to ask them to fix it after he realised it didn't fit.

 

[Inland Empire]

It's hard to watch a 4-hour stream with his fucking lisp

 

[SSJGPUAR]

It's hard to watch a 4-hour stream with his fucking lisp

Yeah it's too bad 95% of Chibi video content is him by himself. Videos of him getting interrupted by his mom and doing that trainwreck mock funeral were funny, but him by himself playing a longass game with his single track memelord personality, lack of charisma and faggy lisp is just agonizing. He needs to play into the pathetic angle more if he insists on keeping this streaming bullshit up.

 

[hfuenms83]

These UI mods he has installed are so cringe. Why replace attack with "Smack 'Em"? Why replace Genie's name in the summon menu to Will Smith? Why replace the Skip Cutscene button with "Nobody wants to watch this"? All these music mods too, this is so fucking bizarre.

Damn I should have called it, that is another candidate for future bingo cards. Installing in-joke and cringey Mods that Adam finds funny but no one else really gets. Small call-back to that Mario Party stream where kept making Kermit jokes nobody could see and understand, and eventually made the lobby crash because of this autistic shit.

 

[FanaticDreamer]

@FanaticDreamer I think you're gonna need to help him out with this charity event. You still owe him from that last one

I just experienced a series of war flashbacks. Thank you. :^)

But

Absolutely taking the piss. Chibi asked the mods to disable !donate because it flooded chat and he immediately typed it and then asked if Chibi had ever done a Tiltify charity before.

Best moment of the stream:
inevitable_conclusion points out that raising $40 is a 96% decline over his raising $1,000 for Saint Jude. When Chibi says out that this is rude to point out in the middle of a stream, he then blames his autism for making him obsessed with numbers. Chibi responds with "how dare you blame being a terrible person on autism?"

Isn't that exactly what Chibi does?

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

What is this shit with him posting different things on socials
On his discord nothing
On his twitter how much he raised money
And on facebook how people are fucking with him


People are really strange by only fucking with you during a stream for charity and nobody else. Unreal

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

What is this shit with him posting different things on socials
On his discord nothing
On his twitter how much he raised money
And on facebook how people are fucking with him
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People are really strange by only fucking with you during a stream for charity and nobody else. Unreal

I feel like he treats the different platform as different worlds, like different levels of a video game or different gaming communities or different friend groups, which would somewhat make sense if they weren't all almost equally public and have basically the same dozen people interacting on them. Maybe the division of what type of content goes where online is beyond our neurotypical understanding, but it almost seems like there is some sort of system at play here. Something like, "will this likely get me weened on/people pointing out that it is in fact my fault that something happened?" "Yes" -> Facebook where it is safer, "No" -> Twitter where he can reach more unwitting victims. "Where am I more likely to get asspats for this?" #1 Discord, #2 Twitter, #3 Facebook, go with #1. Etc.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

I feel like he treats the different platform as different worlds, like different levels of a video game or different gaming communities or different friend groups, which would somewhat make sense if they weren't all almost equally public and have basically the same dozen people interacting on them. Maybe the division of what type of content goes where online is beyond our neurotypical understanding, but it almost seems like there is some sort of system at play here. Something like, "will this likely get me weened on/people pointing out that it is in fact my fault that something happened?" "Yes" -> Facebook where it is safer, "No" -> Twitter where he can reach more unwitting victims. "Where am I more likely to get asspats for this?" #1 Discord, #2 Twitter, #3 Facebook, go with #1. Etc.

I also think his discord trannies finally got through to him about twitter, because i remember at one point they were all basically screaming at him to get off twitter, or at least stop crying on it, because it was only gonna invite more people to fuck with him, which is what hes always complaining about in that discord and they all got sick of hearing it. But Adam still needed a place to cry, so facebook became his safespace

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

It's hard to watch a 4-hour stream with his fucking lisp

It really was torture. I had it playing in one ear low volume while I dicked around in Elden Ring, there were a few things that stood out:

The 10 dollar reward was to make Chibi blindfold himself for 5 minutes while his "assistant", some random lady I'll just call Doormat had to verbally hold his hand and tell him where to go.
This means if you were dumb enough to string several 10 dollar donations, you could have virtually ruined Chibi's stream by forcing him to be blindfolded the entire time.
Doormat hated every second of these segments, she openly complained several times about how stupid this idea was, in the typically socially-acceptable I'M LAUGHING SO UNCOMFORTABLY HARD AS A WAY TO COPE WITH THIS STUPID MANCHILD way that only autists like Chibi wouldn't be able to pick up on.
It's remarkable how habitual it is for Chibi to drag everyone around him down (especially women) into situations where they'd rather not be in.
It's such a cruel and vindictive aspect of Adam's personality, and he's been doing it for so long that I doubt he even recognizes it anymore.
He does the typical DSP thing where he begs for money but if anyone criticizes his approach he yells MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, as if he isn't currently literally trying to make his business YOUR responsibility to maintain.
Outside of that there weren't too many highlights. Near the end he started getting frustrated by the run and started wailing like a stereotypical faggot so I just turned it all the way down at that point, fucking insufferable.

Edit: if you look at the audio track you can clearly see when Chibi hosts a different stream.

Either Chibi sucks at audio balancing, his "friend" blasts a cacophony of ear-rape, or both.
I'm gonna go with both.

 

[Isidor Burakh]

He was on his Discord begging for a volunteer to help with the blindfold segment 10 hours before the stream started, and still hadn't found anyone with only 5 hours to go. He wanted someone who knew randomizer strats, or at least the basics of the game, but Queenie was the best he could get at such short notice. She mentioned during the stream that she'd only picked up KH2 very recently and hasn't even finished the game and he seemed shocked lol

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

He was on his Discord begging for a volunteer to help with the blindfold segment 10 hours before the stream started, and still hadn't found anyone with only 5 hours to go. He wanted someone who knew randomizer strats, or at least the basics of the game, but Queenie was the best he could get at such short notice. She mentioned during the stream that she'd only picked up KH2 very recently and hasn't even finished the game and he seemed shocked lol
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Wow I can't imagine why no one would want to help him! People are so mean I mean, who wouldn't want to give up 3+ hours of their Friday evening on less than 12 hours notice just to watch Chibi struggle through a shitty randomizer format on the off chance that one of the 50 viewers donates $10 and you'd have to interact with him for five minutes telling him what to do as he bungles left and right? Rude!!

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Well, my sister chose an inconvenient date to have been born on. I missed the whole shitshow. Thank the gods for you beautiful archiving bastards.

I would also like to point out that Adam's lisp is a recent fabrication. If you go back to older videos such as his mom yelling at him during the Paper Mario stream, the call to his mom about the dick pics, the Iwata funeral, and even other "official" videos for his channel such as the cringe reaction to the couch debacle and the "shaving stream" he has no lisp.

I suspect he started adapting it when he "came out" as Bi because all stereotypical gay guys in media have one, so obviously all gay guys IRL must have one too! He probably only puts it on for the internet as well- we all know his mother would tell him to knock that shit off and there's no way any business would put him in sales with a speech impediment. If his numbers were a stable high, sure, but no way with his track record.

(Edited for retardation.)

 

[Depths of Homolust]

I would also like to point out that Adam's lisp is a recent fabrication.

I was actually watching when a ween pointed out his lisp, and Adam denied having one and said it was probably something wrong with the mic.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

It's hard to watch a 4-hour stream with his fucking lisp

As a gay friend of mine would say, "what a fucking faggot".

 

[Vtuber Enjoyer]