DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

He and Leanna considered several states, including Florida I think, but didn't choose those because they didn't like the weather.

From what I remember it was Phil who didn't like the weather, Florida was actually Reeanna's top choice.

 

[bajagoogoo]

I never understood the logic behind the move, you have the option to 'work' from literally anywhere on the planet as long as you can get internet access and this nitwit chooses a gated community in Seattle. He could have bought a nice house with a big fat gate all around it for a fraction of what he's going to dump into his duplex or whatever he lives in.

Why he moved only makes sense in his tiny little world he lives in.

Yes, he will likely make a profit but not enough to justify the move out of a state that could easily provide the same profit on 5 acres of land with a home built when McKinley was in office.

Phil is dumb as hell.

 

[50 bit bitch]

"IT TAKES AN HOUR!"

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Going to give him the benefit of the doubt here, I don't think you're allowed to ride a horse on the highway

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Going to give him the benefit of the doubt here, I don't think you're allowed to ride a horse on the highway

As if Khet can gallop with Phil on her back.https://youtube.com/shorts/-tvrLA-FYQ4?feature=share
What self aware Phil would be like

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

 

[Xenomorph]

That rant was something else

- uses sissy as an insult
- claims it's not a slur, it existed long before trans people
- It's not a slur, it's not true, it's not, oh hi mark.
- it's people who have a problem with everything
- they changed the meaning to mean it being a slur
- he didn't use it as a slur or an insult sorry if you took it that way
- he would never insult someone
- he didn't mean as a slur

Sissy isn't a slur except it is and he didn't use it to insult people except people with beards who aren't more manly except beards growth is linked to testosterone, the male sex hormone.

I didn't think he could say so many stupid things in one rant.

The only beard he has is Kat.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

What the hell is going on with his head movements lately? Whenever he isn't gesticulating wildly while blathering incoherently, he makes these weird head-turns away from the camera, almost like a mild cringe, or wince? Someone posted an extreme example of it earlier. Its definitely a more recent thing.

That clip looked more like a typical tick of his when he knows he can be seen or heard. He cannot sit still when interacting with others in any way, his social anxiety has only gotten worse over time, which has me attributing it to his increasing level of intolerance for others, and heightened level of paranoia. Basically, he already hated people, and now he hates them even more, but also has shit to hide from them. Not a good combination when you're also incredibly insecure and can't go on living without the adulation of those you hate.

As for the more extreme example you're referring to, I don't know what that was, but it was probably a symptom of a medical problem. It didn't look like a tick to me.

And Phil could really stand to get a handle on his immaturity, because he completely gives himself away every time he resorts to childish insults. He does that literally every single time he knows he's wrong and is mad someone pointed it out. Been doing it since he was little, too. We know because he claims his mom was always stubborn and wrong, which means he was bullshitting at that age and Linda wasn't having it.

I never understood the logic behind the move, you have the option to 'work' from literally anywhere on the planet as long as you can get internet access and this nitwit chooses a gated community in Seattle. He could have bought a nice house with a big fat gate all around it for a fraction of what he's going to dump into his duplex or whatever he lives in.

Why he moved only makes sense in his tiny little world he lives in.

Yes, he will likely make a profit but not enough to justify the move out of a state that could easily provide the same profit on 5 acres of land with a home built when McKinley was in office.

Phil is dumb as hell.

I will never believe that him choosing a state the furthest away from CT he could get (that doesn't have moose all over the place) was a coincidence. He is dumb enough to not see that trying to duck business tax is pointless if you also waste money constantly like he does, but I do not buy for one second that that was his main concern, because his finances NEVER are.

There's a reason Phil didn't think about the issue until after he had burned all those bridges in CT.

 

[NotValKilmer]

"Id fuck her".

Implying she would give you the choice of declining

 

[Coke Zero]

The absolute dumbest part of his whole move was that he just abandoned his current property and bought a new one. Who does that? Just such a childish thing to do. I dont care if you're a multimillionaire or something, no one is that wasteful with money to be paying an extra mortgage on an empty property on the other side of the country.

He obviously was making insane money at the time if a new bank just gave him another mortgage knowing he already has one on a property he's just abandoning.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

"Let's go back to the Roundtable for the heck of it see if anything changed"
Isn't surprised one bit that the entire Roundtable has changed, its dark, theres blood everywhere, and he's suddenly being attacked when you're previously told that fighting isn't allowed in this place.

Phil truly is the mastery of subtlety. He hasn't just given up and admitted about the guide thing has he

I like the convenient suspension of the game to dashboard to the screen during the teleporting transition to the Roundtable and doing a tiny Like beg.

I FOUND THE GUIDES PHIL USES FOR
ELDEN RING, HORIZON AND SIFU.

Two new people popped up in Phils following in Twitter recently.

Lamps Gaming has guides and has descriptions on making the strongest build but also has a video on how to defeat the Crucible Knight that fucked him up and whats right below it? a guide for SIFU....

Phil also says he's following a Horizon streamer who "is in love with the game"

Heres StormForceGamer. Who has a weird obsession with the MC and taking dozens of screenshots of her face AND ALSO has some interesting posts about Joel and Ellie being together from TLOU.

I think I know why he wont disclose these "pros" he's been watching because he can't give people any free advertisement and the fact that these "pros" areoutright making guides that he strictly follows and that ruins the whole "I'm not reading a guide and everything is just falling into my lap" narrative. Doesn't even seem like a big channel either so I see why he thinks trolls will go in and start posting DSP comments on the videos or twitter- I mean they will harass the guy!

He's been doing his homework alright. But he's simply reading off the kid's answers next to him last minute.

I'll admit I ended up using something insane in the game (Moonveil which was gated behind a hard boss for my level) but first of all, I'm not gonna brag to a bunch of people on how easy the game is. I'm not a streamer or entertainer, I don't complain, and I was simply pointed to the direction of it from someone I talk to because I asked if anyone has seen an Int scaling weapon. So a bit more natural. He simply fell into the trap of googling MOST OP BULID ELDEN RING and followed it like a fucking sheep. The game has some broken shit but there are some people who figure this out totally on their own.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I like the convenient suspension of the game to dashboard to the screen during the teleporting transition to the Roundtable and doing a tiny Like beg.

Has the reality of his tax burden sunk in?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So about the whole "IT TAKES AN HOUR" thing.​

Phil only goes anywhere on his day awff, right?

And he goes early in the morning (around 11AM) so he can get all his "chores" and buying of supplies done, right?

We know he isn't on the road when other people are because when this does happen he will rant and rave about all the dumbfuck morons stealing his valuable time when they should be working instead of getting in his way.

So with all this in mind how the fuck can a 12 mile trip take an hour even if you don't use the highway because you are a sissy?
Mind you I am not using sissy as a slur or derogatory term here, just being honest.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

So with all this in mind how the fuck can a 12 mile trip take an hour even if you don't use the highway because you are a sissy?

It does if you drive at 12 mph. DEBUNKED!

 

[Pisstrooper]

That clip looked more like a typical tick of his when he knows he can be seen or heard. He cannot sit still when interacting with others in any way, his social anxiety has only gotten worse over time, which has me attributing it to his increasing level of intolerance for others, and heightened level of paranoia. Basically, he already hated people, and now he hates them even more, but also has shit to hide from them. Not a good combination when you're also incredibly insecure and can't go on living without the adulation of those you hate.

As for the more extreme example you're referring to, I don't know what that was, but it was probably a symptom of a medical problem. It didn't look like a tick to me.

You're probably right, the way he turtles up in public, or how he completely fumbles when challenged by another person he can't insta-LIMB, indicates bugged fight-or-flight mechanics, dood.

I think Phil has pretty bad problems with panic and probably circular thinking, just spinning his hamster wheel constantly, which would explain why he instantly thinks the sky is falling if his YT check is one day late. He can't just wait anything out. He's also spent years with 0 self-reflection or introspection. The biggest part of mental health, not the Twitter 'self-care' hugbox variety, but real, productive citizen mental health, is self-awareness, and ahnesty with yourself about where you're at. If you're just ignoring everything, pouring gin on it and distracting yourself with vidya and gacha, your emotions can easily slip out of your control and become an autonomous force completely hidden from your conscious mind. Its pretty obvious this is where Phil is at imo, that's why it takes so little to set him off, and his reactions seem so disproportionate. He's just a ball of nerves and emotion beneath a thin layer of gout, so even good-natured roasting from his actual fans provoke overly-emotional rants responding to all the shit swirling in his head 24/7 rather than the actual initial comment.

Spoiler: The extreme example I was talking about

credit to @ReentryPhantom

 

[PetiteDragon43]

He's been doing his homework alright. But he's simply reading off the kid's answers next to him last minute.

This must be the reason hes so busy the four hours before and after each stream. Imagine not being able to spend time with your significant other because you're watching youtubers.
"its for the buisiness honey. If i can be as good as this guy I'll be raking in the dough from these chairs. The GRAVY TRAIN BABY"

 

[Kosher Dill]

You know, it really is weird that Phil plays games he hates when he has to know it literally doesn't matter to the Burnell Whirlybirds what's onscreen as long as there's a moving picture and someone talking. You could literally pull up Solitaire and just talk your way through it if you had Phil's audience.
"Ooh, looks like a six of diamonds. All right, do we have any spades? Spades are always after my diamonds *bites finger*"

 

[Brother Wind]

The best part is that his CT tax attorney apparently fucked him over by pretending to know WA tax law

Yeah the trained and certified professional fucked up. Not Phil. Certainly not, some oblivious dipshit misunderstanding what he was told.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

Spoiler: The extreme example I was talking about

credit to @ReentryPhantom
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This video looks to me like he's suppressing something. If it was a normal person it would probably be a burp or fart, but Phil's a nasty pig so it ain't that, so it's something he's embarrassed of. I'm going to guess it's some sort of stabbing pain from his fucked up teeth that's getting worse.

Next months Khet-cake is gonna be fun!

 

[Balr0g]

I wonder if Phil ha seen this. He is stretching the game to insane lengths (while making big bucks) and others clear it in under 40 minutes

Then again once he quits Elden Ring what will be the next big earner? Despite how we laugh about his stalling and obvious guide reading he is raking in cash (though his viewership is plummeting as expected). Is there another big title I am not aware of?

 

[Stephen Hawking]

I wonder if Phil ha seen this. He is stretching the game to insane lengths (while making big bucks) and others clear it in under 40 minutes

Then again once he quits Elden Ting what will be the next big earner? Despite how we laugh about his stalling and obvious guide reading he is raking in cash (though his viewership is plummeting as expected). Is there another big title I am not aware of?

Kirby? Yeah thats what will put DSPGAMING
on the yt algorithm, he just needs our buy in.

He banked so much on Feb being the month of games that will "put butts in seats" and thrust his channel and maybe it could have but Phil is addicted to shooting his own foot.

Drops KOF.
Keeps SF and Skyrim.
Pads his "podcast" to exactly 90min.
AND IS SKIPPING WWE.