Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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I know a couple landlords who “made it” on their own and the big determining factor is that they did repairs themselves or they inherited the house(s). I know lots of people who thought buying a house to rent out or even a strip mall was their ticket out of the rat race and lost their asses in the process.
 
It can fuck you over or make you financially independent in 10-20 years. The problem is that you need a lot of money to get started, and this high barrier to entry keeps the normies out, but the market is only getting tighter, especially as Cali-style "Luxury Apartments" take over the mid-range that only large Investment firms can afford to purchase.

tl;dr: The correct way to do it is buy in with other people and spread the risk with a large number of properties. Going solo, especially with a low number of properties, is a ticket to sad, sad times if one of them goes belly up or vacant on you. This is also risky because you need to make sure no one is skimming or trying to do straight up fraud.
Depending on where you buy, historically property values have outpaced inflation (or more accurately, real estate has been used to subtly absorb inflation) or even the prime rate so even if you go into eye watering debt your equity should keep you afloat, but you'll have put in a lot of time and have not much to show for it.

The other problem with the advice is that the videos always show people who have like 20 houses and 10 apartment buildings chilling on the beach because they have enough built in pricing to farm everything out to a management company. Until you're making enough to give some profit to someone else, you need to do that. That usually means working two jobs for 5 years or more - your normal one and then the one where you deal with your tenants slowly destroying your house.
There's a guy at my gym who is a realtor and tried to talk me into buying commercial real estate, which he would then manage. I was like "lol" and declined.
 
Taxmom, aka Carol Kyanka, died two days ago. At least her son won't show up at the funeral in a drug haze and slurredly deliver half a funeral oration on the subject of "vindication" before passing out.

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Taxmom, aka Carol Kyanka, died two days ago. At least her son won't show up at the funeral in a drug haze and slurredly deliver half a funeral oration on the subject of "vindication" before passing out.

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Richard was an utter piece of shit but seeing your son kill himself is incredibly hard on anyone. Maybe her heart couldn't take it, it happens.
 
Richard was an utter piece of shit but seeing your son kill himself is incredibly hard on anyone. Maybe her heart couldn't take it, it happens.
The full obituary here asks to donate to the Leukemia and Lymphona Society. Not sure if she had cancer or not though. I love the part of her obituary that states "Loving mother to Richard “Rich” Kyanka (of blessed memory)".
 
Lowtax talked about his mom having cancer for years.
What are the chances that momtax wrote lowtax's kids out of her will?
The more likely scenario is that since momtax is a boomer, there’s nothing left for them to inherit. Plus dadtax is still around. It’s him and lowtax’s sister, the quieter ones in the family.
 
Lowtax talked complained about his mom having cancer wasting his inheritance on expensive cancer treatments for years.
FTFY

I don't think he ever mentioned his mom's cancer except in the context that treatment was expensive, or alongside his own tragedies in order to get more pity points. He also complained that his dumbass republican parents just paid the thousands of dollars for rare treatments instead of supporting universal healthcare, implying that they didn't care about the cost but lowtax sure as hell did.
 
Taxmom, aka Carol Kyanka, died two days ago. At least her son won't show up at the funeral in a drug haze and slurredly deliver half a funeral oration on the subject of "vindication" before passing out.

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Well, as amusingly ghastly as it has been to dance on Richard's grave, I'm actually going to do one of those drunken Russian kick dance things on his mom. Fuck this bitch.

At least one hopes her grandchildren will be free of this evil witch's attempts to deprive them of the support they are owed by their DEADbeat father.

What a sordid little tale, what a squalid little ending.

Fuck off, bitch.

Enjoy the warmer weather where you're going.
 
I know a couple landlords who “made it” on their own and the big determining factor is that they did repairs themselves or they inherited the house(s). I know lots of people who thought buying a house to rent out or even a strip mall was their ticket out of the rat race and lost their asses in the process.
Accurate; if you can do home repairs or have a guy who can do them at the 'friend rate' it makes everything much more doable.

Taxmom, aka Carol Kyanka, died two days ago. At least her son won't show up at the funeral in a drug haze and slurredly deliver half a funeral oration on the subject of "vindication" before passing out.

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Richard was an utter piece of shit but seeing your son kill himself is incredibly hard on anyone. Maybe her heart couldn't take it, it happens.

His mom had incurable leukemia, Richard posted about it and how because she needed expensive treatments you needed to give him money (without actually saying that the money was going to fund those treatments [because it wasn't]). It seems like it was being treated successfully, but as a 73 year old with leukemia the death of child was probably too much of a shock. People dying because they have given up is a real thing, since it looks from the way things in court were going that Momtax would never get Lowtax any sort of posthumous vindication.
 
The full obituary here asks to donate to the Leukemia and Lymphona Society. Not sure if she had cancer or not though. I love the part of her obituary that states "Loving mother to Richard “Rich” Kyanka (of blessed memory)".
At least Lowtax's kids got acknowledged in the obituary.
 
The full obituary here asks to donate to the Leukemia and Lymphona Society. Not sure if she had cancer or not though. I love the part of her obituary that states "Loving mother to Richard “Rich” Kyanka (of blessed memory)".
getting her law degree and passing the Bar at 60
No wonder she screwed up with the whole Ashli immigration threats. She was a very inexperienced lawyer.
 
People dying because they have given up is a real thing, since it looks from the way things in court were going that Momtax would never get Lowtax any sort of posthumous vindication.
The fucker didn't even have the decency to wait until his mom croaked to off himself, if only to spare her one of the worst experiences a person can possibly have, to have a child predecease them. It's not like there was some huge rush.

Fuck this entire family.
 
The fucker didn't even have the decency to wait until his mom croaked to off himself, if only to spare her one of the worst experiences a person can possibly have, to have a child predecease them. It's not like there was some huge rush.
Exactly. This kind of leukemia doesn't just develop into a fatal disease in three months, which means that Owetax an heroed knowing that his mother was relatively close to death. Committing suicide when you have children depending on you is despicable enough as it is, but to compound it by killing yourself in that situation crosses over into being just plain evil.

This does provide some clarity into his thought process as he slid the barrel into his mouth (and thought to himself welp, one more trip to gooftrooptown!), though. I think that the odds are likely that the day of the final judgement against him, he knew mommy wasn't going to be around long enough to bail his ass out (again). I'm also guessing (and this really is pure speculation on my part) that his father had already said, "Pfft, you're on your own, kid!" or something to that effect, which meant he was fucked after she was gone. Therefore, KABLAMMO!
 
I'm also guessing (and this really is pure speculation on my part) that his father had already said, "Pfft, you're on your own, kid!" or something to that effect, which meant he was fucked after she was gone. Therefore, KABLAMMO!
And that cunt was probably the only person who consistently supported him his entire life no matter how wrong he was. Just looking at it, though, it's disgusting that even ending his life, this turd of a prick couldn't have even the slightest consideration what the effect of his suicide would be.

He probably knew his mom was croaking pretty soon. The fucker couldn't live another year? It's not like he couldn't jerk around the legal authorities for literally years if he felt like it. He should have waited. Instead, he inflicted this experience on his own mom.

Hell, if he hated the rest of his family so much, he could have traumatized them all by blowing his brains out literally right at his own mom's funeral. That would at least have shown some style.

Instead this. This is this man's legacy. And even his mom is dead now. At least they're together in the afterlife.
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Remember the prediction someone made with the first picture of Dickard's death flophouse that none of those pictures would ever go on the walls? Lmao.
 
It's not strange at all for people who have been living with cancer a long time to be seemingly be trucking on just fine and then suddenly sharply decline, especially if their doctors have reached the point of "you really weren't supposed to still be here, keep up your meds and monitoring and cross your fingers." While it is very plausible that the grief of her son's death kicked off enough stress and shock that her body could no longer sustain itself against the disease, I'm finding it much much funnier to imagine that her passing was entirely the cancer's fault and that if Low-T had just kept a gun out of his mouth for not even six goddamn months, he'd have inherited from mommy.

Though he would have been told to use his grim windfall to pay Maplewife and the Maplespawn, which probably would have still ultimately resulted in him pitching a bitchfit and dying over it.
 
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I looked into the Kansas City Dental Implant Society noted in the obituary. It's still active, but in January Carol filed a notice of winding up, preparing to close it. Some of the stuff on the notice (dated January 27, 2022) is interesting, namely how it was dated:

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First written up barely a month after Lowtax's death, filed a month later with a corrected date. The documents on the Missouri Secretary of State's website (attached) show that the Articles of Termination were requested by the Secretary of State in order to formalize the termination of the business. However, those don't appear to have been received, so the Kansas City Dental Implant Society has outlived its founder. May have had to do with Carol's declining health, that she ran into delays trying to close the organization and wasn't able to complete the process.
 

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Taxmom, aka Carol Kyanka, died two days ago. At least her son won't show up at the funeral in a drug haze and slurredly deliver half a funeral oration on the subject of "vindication" before passing out.

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Momtax lived in Cedar Creek from the postings in the obituary. Very, very nice subdivision(live in KC area).
 
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