Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Still wonder if her face turned more red than lowtax's

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Mellorine said:
It's not strange at all for people who have been living with cancer a long time to be seemingly be trucking on just fine and then suddenly sharply decline, especially if their doctors have reached the point of "you really weren't supposed to still be here, keep up your meds and monitoring and cross your fingers." While it is very plausible that the grief of her son's death kicked off enough stress and shock that her body could no longer sustain itself against the disease, I'm finding it much much funnier to imagine that her passing was entirely the cancer's fault and that if Low-T had just kept a gun out of his mouth for not even six goddamn months, he'd have inherited from mommy.

Though he would have been told to use his grim windfall to pay Maplewife and the Maplespawn, which probably would have still ultimately resulted in him pitching a bitchfit and dying over it.
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I choose to believe she just refused to die until her piece of shit son offed himself first, an epic grudge to the death that she won.
 
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AnOminous said:
Well, as amusingly ghastly as it has been to dance on Richard's grave, I'm actually going to do one of those drunken Russian kick dance things on his mom.
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There are two: kozachok and hopak. Both Ukrainian. It's really unfortunate that outside of the former USSR, Russians have got their grubby hands even on stuff like this.

Sorry, felt like Checkov from TOS, needing to point that out.
 
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Good grief for both the fucker and his mom died. This is how you should never raise your children to this way, then after that commit an hero'd. Now they should have some fun in hell.
 
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I think Lowtax's kids from his first marriage may be able to get out of this without too much damage. Their mom is religious and active in her christian community, she could get her daughters help when they need it. Religion may be all they need. Now that Grandma is dead, they won't have to hear her talk about Rich anymore and probably blame them and their mom. After seeing Lowtax's eldest write about how sorry she was on his last youtube video, there is no way Megan won't get her help. You don't let your daughter do that and not try to get her grief counseling

Sloane (daughter with Ashli) may not grow up right in a single parent household and Ashli isn't religious to my knowledge. I genuinely think Sloane is in for a hard time because Ashli isn't bright either and may not handle the whole "your daddy stuck a .22 meme pistol in his mouth and pulled the trigger until it went click" thing well. With Canada's welfare system, Ashli has zero financial incentive to find Sloane a father figure and she might just get raised by the state.

I do give it good odds that one of his daughters will come here and read about her Dad, Lowtax name dropped this site way too much for it to fall by the wayside. How they take the thread's revelations will depend on whether their Mom got them the necessary support or not.
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You are probably right, but just in case you're wrong, I've been putting a $1 bill every day into a "Missouri Truck Stop Strip Club Fund" if indepth reporting on daddy issues is needed.
 
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Disappointed that none of you have posted
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So farewell then, Carol Kyanka. The Grim Reaper finally stepped in to foil your attempts to snatch food from your own grand-daughter's mouth. No more will you force a battered woman and small child to stay in a crowded woman's shelter with shared bathrooms for a year by trying to get her deported for the crime of fleeing your abusive son's home while he was out of state cheating on her.

Leukaemia is an extraordinarily painful way to die. Your defective bone marrow eats into the bones themselves and pumps deformed cells and proteins into the blood where they poison and lacerate every organ. Every cell of the body is wracked with agony for months or years until your organs give out one by one.

But nothing was as malignant or caused as much suffering as the son she inflicted on the world 46 years ago.
 
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AnOminous said:
Well, as amusingly ghastly as it has been to dance on Richard's grave, I'm actually going to do one of those drunken Russian kick dance things on his mom. Fuck this bitch.
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I gotchu fam
Vivec said:
His surviving family, his Dad and Sister, are probably normal. I base this on the fact that neither ever funneled resources Rich's way, and generally left him alone to be an internet degenerate, unlike his mom who coddled him through three failed marriages.
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I believe his sister is a principle at a Jewish school so she should be normal enough.
 
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