Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Muskcarpone said:
Taxmom, aka Carol Kyanka, died two days ago. At least her son won't show up at the funeral in a drug haze and slurredly deliver half a funeral oration on the subject of "vindication" before passing out.

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Regardless of how good or bad these people were in life, this story keeps on getting more and more tragic. Lowtax left a lot of weight for everyone else to carry, especially his daughters.
 
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Neil said:
Regardless of how good or bad these people were in life, this story keeps on getting more and more tragic. Lowtax left a lot of weight for everyone else to carry, especially his daughters.
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I think Lowtax's kids from his first marriage may be able to get out of this without too much damage. Their mom is religious and active in her christian community, she could get her daughters help when they need it. Religion may be all they need. Now that Grandma is dead, they won't have to hear her talk about Rich anymore and probably blame them and their mom. After seeing Lowtax's eldest write about how sorry she was on his last youtube video, there is no way Megan won't get her help. You don't let your daughter do that and not try to get her grief counseling

Sloane (daughter with Ashli) may not grow up right in a single parent household and Ashli isn't religious to my knowledge. I genuinely think Sloane is in for a hard time because Ashli isn't bright either and may not handle the whole "your daddy stuck a .22 meme pistol in his mouth and pulled the trigger until it went click" thing well. With Canada's welfare system, Ashli has zero financial incentive to find Sloane a father figure and she might just get raised by the state.

I do give it good odds that one of his daughters will come here and read about her Dad, Lowtax name dropped this site way too much for it to fall by the wayside. How they take the thread's revelations will depend on whether their Mom got them the necessary support or not.
 
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Muskcarpone said:
Taxmom, aka Carol Kyanka, died two days ago. At least her son won't show up at the funeral in a drug haze and slurredly deliver half a funeral oration on the subject of "vindication" before passing out.

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Holy hell, that bunch can't catch a break lately. I'll say this, no parent should ever lose their son, that's a pain i wouldn't wish on anyone. So fucking gutted for his kids, that's a rough hand to be dealt.

I never really cared one way or another, but I had a friend that was a huge fan that died last year, a few months before he did, i'm glad she didn't have to experience him doing what he did. Thing i've noticed about lowtax though, his "fans" deserved better than his rotten toxic faggotry. He had some decent people around him, but he always made the most stupid and most lazy choices. Fuck that dead faggot.
 
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Ruin said:
Richard was an utter piece of shit but seeing your son kill himself is incredibly hard on anyone. Maybe her heart couldn't take it, it happens.
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She was surprisingly resilient if her son’s suicide is what broke her. Any normal mother would’ve seen half the embarrassing shit Lowtax did and died of embarrassment.
 
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AnOminous said:
The fucker didn't even have the decency to wait until his mom croaked to off himself, if only to spare her one of the worst experiences a person can possibly have, to have a child predecease them. It's not like there was some huge rush.

Fuck this entire family.
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How much do you think burying her own son attributed to her own death?

Stress is a motherfucker after all.
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AnOminous said:
The fucker didn't even have the decency to wait until his mom croaked to off himself, if only to spare her one of the worst experiences a person can possibly have, to have a child predecease them. It's not like there was some huge rush.

Fuck this entire family.
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His surviving family, his Dad and Sister, are probably normal. I base this on the fact that neither ever funneled resources Rich's way, and generally left him alone to be an internet degenerate, unlike his mom who coddled him through three failed marriages.
 
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