Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Jan Ciągwa]

I'd really like to see if theres research in how being always online leads to some sort of disfunction of the personality/ego.

• A mere six weeks of engaging an online role-playing game “caused significant reductions in grey matter within the orbitofrontal cortex — a brain region implicated in impulse control and decision making.”
• People who spend way too much time strolling amid the plastic daffodils of the uncanny digital valley “perform worse in various cognitive tasks than those who do not, particularly for sustained attention.”
• “High levels of internet usage” are “associated with decreased grey matter in prefrontal regions associated with maintaining goals in face of distraction.”
• A meta-analysis of 41 studies concluded that “engaging in multi‐tasking was associated with significantly poorer overall cognitive performance, with a moderate‐to‐large effect size.”
  Among children, “higher frequency of internet use over 3 years is linked with decreased verbal intelligence at follow‐up, along with impeded maturation of both grey and white matter regions.”

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[FarCentrist]

In order for blind plays to be entertaining (and they are), you have to devote hundreds or thousands of hours playing the game on a whole new level. You have to train your ears to be able to hear very subtle triggers, you have to memorize time pulses down to milliseconds...basically, you have to be a god at both the game and your own senses.

No woman on earth is autistic enough to do this. It's so much fucking easier to just lie on your back, spread your legs and wait for a mate.

 

[the khat quaffer]

No woman on earth is autistic enough to do this. It's so much fucking easier to just lie on your back, spread your legs and wait for a mate.

How dare you.

On international Female-identifying Organisms Month.

 

[Depths of Homolust]

No woman on earth is autistic enough to do this. It's so much fucking easier to just lie on your back, spread your legs and wait for a mate.

Bro how rotted is your brain to look at a post about playing video games blindfolded and make it about getting laid

 

[roj]

it might be derivative to say on Kiwi Farms but god damn this is depressing

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

it might be derivative to say on Kiwi Farms but god damn this is depressing

It is! I know were supposed to milk for laughs but the laughs just kinda gets stuck in the throat and ends up being depressing sighs instead. Guess one could view it as tragicomedy but god damn....its still 99% tragic and depressing.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Of course it's depressing. People in the future aren't going to give a shit about stupid old meme videos from 2014. Chibi will eventually die, probably of a heart attack or something, and the world will quickly forget about him.

That's some depressing shit.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

it might be derivative to say on Kiwi Farms but god damn this is depressing

before you feel bad, how many of these problems are of his own direct creation, at the expense of others. or imagine if he suddenly got a bunch of eceleb clout online, how would he act. I can't sympathize with him at all.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Of course it's depressing. People in the future aren't going to give a shit about stupid old meme videos from 2014. Chibi will eventually die, probably of a heart attack or something, and the world will quickly forget about him.

That's some depressing shit.

It's true for us all. Though the typical lolcow who uses, abuses, and pushes away every family member and IRL friend until they die alone and are quickly forgotten- what separates the average person from the lolcow in death is that they generally have family and friends who love and care about them and will be with them at their deathbed to help them ease out of their pain and suffering into the beyond.

Honestly, that's the saddest part of all lolcows. Having to come to that point and realize that you are truly and utterly alone and you made it that way. How sadly terrifying.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

I dunno what you guys are on about, Chibi is fucking hilarious. Every sadpost and fuck up he makes kills me

 

[Oliver Onions]

before you feel bad, how many of these problems are of his own direct creation, at the expense of others. or imagine if he suddenly got a bunch of eceleb clout online, how would he act. I can't sympathize with him at all.

I find it more depressing in the abstract, that we've reached a point as a society (rise_up.jpeg) where people like Chibi are able to drift aimlessly through life in relative comfort instead of starving on the streets like they deserve to.

But God damn if it isn't entertaining.

 

[Faggitory]

I find it more depressing in the abstract, that we've reached a point as a society (rise_up.jpeg) where people like Chibi are able to drift aimlessly through life in relative comfort instead of starving on the streets like they deserve to.

But God damn if it isn't entertaining.

Depressing? I find it fantastic. We get to laugh at retards, they don't die in a gutter early so we get to laugh at them for longer. Really, where's the downside?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Depressing? I find it fantastic. We get to laugh at retards, they don't die in a gutter early so we get to laugh at them for longer. Really, where's the downside?

In Chibi's case (and a lot of cows tbh) I agree, he's just a perpetual fuck-up and hilarious to watch, but some of these parasites cause real problems for people who actually do contribute to society, so for the greater good I'd really prefer if they would die in the gutter.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I find it more depressing in the abstract, that we've reached a point as a society (rise_up.jpeg) where people like Chibi are able to drift aimlessly through life in relative comfort instead of starving on the streets like they deserve to.

But God damn if it isn't entertaining.

Hate to break it to you bud, but burnouts have existed for centuries, if not throughout all of human civilization. It’s just that now a select few decide to broadcast their every move for our entertainment.

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

before you feel bad, how many of these problems are of his own direct creation, at the expense of others. or imagine if he suddenly got a bunch of eceleb clout online, how would he act. I can't sympathize with him at all.

Chibi is kinda the perfect cow in that there are how many ways he could get out of being a Cow, and sure he has weens but they have no real impact on him. If it wasn't for that AGDQ couch we wouldn't care who he was and pretty much nothing in his life currently would've changed

 

[roj]

before you feel bad, how many of these problems are of his own direct creation, at the expense of others. or imagine if he suddenly got a bunch of eceleb clout online, how would he act. I can't sympathize with him at all.

I don't feel bad at all. He's just so nothing. He can't achieve anything, all he does is speedrun and he's not even good at it. I think he's a great lolcow but I think in terms of his actions but I've never seen someone so bland and unimportant to society that even their Kiwi Farms thread is underwhelming. I guess his blandness is what gives him his intrigue as a failure.

 

[Esmeraude]

The thing that make him my golden cow is how blandly consoomer he is, and how milquetoast cringe his life has become. It’s a glimpse into the life of a weaboo that never left 2004, without baby mama drama of regular weaboos that inevitably get laid by weird anime girls and knock someone up LMAO. It’s a banal view of one betasoy man and his journey of weeping into an uncaring, merciless void that’s actively not looking back at him, and never will. Even if we’re his void.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

Lol sounds like his boss is starting to have enough of chibis bullshit.

 

[BadBunnyBurnell]

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Lol sounds like his boss is starting to have enough of chibis bullshit.

Remember this is the same boss he had already told on. It’s starting to become crystal clear chibi is the problem lol

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

The thing that make him my golden cow is how blandly consoomer he is, and how milquetoast cringe his life has become. It’s a glimpse into the life of a weaboo that never left 2004, without baby mama drama of regular weaboos that inevitably get laid by weird anime girls and knock someone up LMAO. It’s a banal view of one betasoy man and his journey of weeping into an uncaring, merciless void that’s actively not looking back at him, and never will. Even if we’re his void.

Would you say that Chibi is the McDonald's of lolcows?