DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I love how Phil happens to know things in the game 3 or 4 seconds before they happen. Walks through a boss gate "Holy shit its Sif", walks up to the dung eater and instantly goes "Holy shit he's wearing Solaire's armor". It's funny because no one would care if he said yeah I'm using a guide to make sure my playthrough doesn't stall and get boring for my audience, Kinda like what Dr Disrespect is doing. Everyone knows he's using a guide but he makes his stream fun and entertaining so one one cares.
 
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SomeBoyo said:
GAMERS RISE UP

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"We must seize the means of tipping."
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Crooked 16th said:
I love how Phil happens to know things in the game 3 or 4 seconds before the happen. Walks through a boss gate "Holy shit its Sif", walks up to the dung eater and instantly goes "Holy shit he's wearing Solaire's armor". It's funny because no one would care if he said yeah I'm using a guide to make sure my playthrough doesn't stall and get boring for my audience, Kinda like what Dr Disrespect is doing. Everyone knows he's using a guide but he makes his stream fun and entertaining so one one cares.
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It's not the guide that is the problem, it's his third grade "nu uh" response when people ask him about it. It's just like the cheese strats. Of course, he's not the only streamer using them, but he's one of the only ones trying to justify it as anything but cheesing. On top of that, in the beginning he was swinging his dick around about how he face tanked a boss and called people pussies for wanting him to move on. Now he uses cheese and a guide? None of this would be a problem at all, if Phil was entertaining.
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
Yeah her. Now were back to running around menuing and stalling.

It was pretty much a "Fuck this, time to whip out the cheese and get this over with" moment.

Queue in the "You cheated yourself, you didn't win" copypasta.

DSP is cheating on his wife. What an abusive spouse.
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Look at his face, closeted 14 years old kid stuck in a 40yo manbaby body.
 
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Good Lord, he is hitting that Gin HARD!
@Hate Army Watch only some minutes ago I get the notification and I'm laughing so damn much

To all YT Detractors on here and off, believe me you make boring ass days so worthwhile, especially even a 20 min drive during work I just keep this on the BT speakers on my van and Phil just keeps on chattin' that shiiiiitttt

Big Ups to all ❤️❤️
 
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Crooked 16th said:
I love how Phil happens to know things in the game 3 or 4 seconds before they happen. Walks through a boss gate "Holy shit its Sif", walks up to the dung eater and instantly goes "Holy shit he's wearing Solaire's armor". It's funny because no one would care if he said yeah I'm using a guide to make sure my playthrough doesn't stall and get boring for my audience, Kinda like what Dr Disrespect is doing. Everyone knows he's using a guide but he makes his stream fun and entertaining so one one cares.
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Pretty sure he's not only reading guides but watching playthroughs too. He also said he will use spirit ashes (inb4 mimics tear) if LATER bosses kick his ass. He knows whats coming up no way he doesn't. No one would care if he wasn't such a smug faggot. Its going to be like this his entire "playthrough".
 
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Can someone explain to me whats the difference between him and the elite people playing Elden Ring and him being an Elitist in Street Fighter.




So he can complain about people whooping his ass doing "Easy Mode" shit in Street Fighter but all the people shaming him doing "Easy Mode" shit in Elden Ring aren't allowed to tell him anything?

And of course he bans the guy for being completely right.

Credit to @Hate Army Watch
 
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If $50 is enough to change a life, why is it that Phil can shrug off $50 tips and calls that 'bad' if that is all he received in a stream?
And why does he ask for $150 every day, triple that life changing money, and more than that after he receives $150?
And yet nothing improves, and his life doesn't change, and he asks for $150 again the next day?

This story about how much of a baller he is really just exposes how ungrateful and incompetent he is with money. He asks for six times a life changing amount of money every day and he's been floundering for 5 years now.
Give your $50 to poors like this waiter instead, so you can change their life and they can stop shopping at Wal-Mart.
 
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YokuNama said:
"$174 is enough idiots! You have to continually pay me even after the goals are reached!!.

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Further proving whales get no benefit from hitting the tips goal earlier.

*tips goal at 1 million dollars*

Phil - "just because I got a million dollar doesn't mean you can stop tipping. This. Is. My. Jahhhhb! "

Drip feeding is the best way to keep the addict at bay!
 
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YokuNama said:
"$174 isn't enough idiots! You have to continually pay me even after the goals are reached!!.
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"Slow" has now become one of his ambiguous power words.
It originally just meant that contributions were insufficient. Only one 'life changing' pile of $50 instead of at least two to get some real pulls change happening.
Now, however, when contributions are sufficient, it means that they're literally not coming in at an appropriate, steady speed. Hitting the goal in the first hour should apparently still result in $100 being slowly dripped in for the remainder of the stream so that things don't get 'slow'.

This is the definition of 'it's never enough for Phil'.
 
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YokuNama said:
"$174 isn't enough idiots! You have to continually pay me even after the goals are reached!!.

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So he did the last part of an area for the boss, then dicked around for 3 hours doing jack shit. The same amount of time it was since the last tip.

Wonder if there is any sort of connection here? Call me a conspiracy theorist but I could be overthinking this here, maybe it's my autism, but uh, I think there is something here.
 
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