Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

How well is the war this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 249 10.6%
  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ I ain't afraid of no Ghost of Kiev

    Votes: 278 11.8%
  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 796 33.7%
  • ⭐⭐ Stalemate

    Votes: 659 27.9%
  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 378 16.0%

  • Total voters
    2,360
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This is getting ridiculous
 
The Catholic church has been corrupted by Satan and it shows in the architecture.

The vatican auditorium literally looks like a serpent's head and the Pope speaks from within its mouth. No, I won't take my meds.
I've said it before and I'll say it again when the bluehelmets are storming my compund: I hate the fucking antichrist, man

What are the current odds of nuclear war in the near future?
Looking pretty good, my man.

The last time we averted atomic war was in 1983, when the Soviet Union talked itself into believing Nato was plotting a first strike on Russia. A lot of people know the abbreviated version, Soviet early warning radar was buggy and spat out false indications of ICBM launches from the US, one heroic Russkie looked at the data while every alarm around him was blaring imminent death and standing orders said NUKE THE CAPITALIST PIGDOGS NOW, and thought "nyet, it'll be fine".

The broader story is the USSR had already decided the capitalists were going to try to exterminate them. Based on this faulty premise, they ran a massive intelligence op for months, which sucked in a bunch of unrelated data - mostly harmless in itself - but when looked at in paranoid mode, all added up to support the preconceived notion that Ronnie Raygun was about to let the nukes fly. They were doing dumb stuff such as watching the English Ministry of Defence building to see if the lights were still on after normal office hours (surely a sign the imperialists are plotting something!) and putting that into their data matrix without considering it was just the cleaners doing their normal jobs. But when a bureaucracy decides something is true, nobody's going to thank or reward you for bringing them info that makes them look wrong.

Worth noting that, evil as the USSR was, they don't seem to have ever intended to strike first. They wanted to be ready for a Western attack, and swiftly counterpunch.

This time, they're not paranoid. They know Nato really is out to get them. Arming their enemies, trying to destroy their economy, and ostentatiously demonizing Russians in general are all hostile acts. (Yes, they invaded Ukraine, but this is how they'll see things, nobody thinks they're the bad guy). In the last 48 hours alone, the US, UK and Ukraine have floated two stories:

* Russia is about to do a chemical or biological false flag
* Russia is about to do an atomic false flag using Chernobyl as a dirty bomb

If either of these happen, Nato will be directly at war with Russia. Brandon will not be able to stop the people in DC already demanding war with Russia. Cooler heads will suddenly be suspected Russian agents. If Nato engages Russia in a shooting war, the latter won't back down, because they'll interpret this as the final war to destroy the Motherland their predecessors in 1983 feared, and Putin's regime can't back down anyway, it'd mean death or jail for a lot of powerful men. A lot of Russian aircraft and armor and troop formations will be swiftly destroyed in the first 48 hours of Nato strikes, so they'll react by firing tactical nukes at Nato bases in Poland and Germany. Maybe also sink a British aircraft carrier or two.

Tac nukes make further escalation to big boy nukes almost inevitable. Everybody will be operating on fear, hate and panic. Not fun.

Nuclear war isn't likely, but it's more likely now than it's ever been in any Kiwi Farmer's lifetime. Thankfully we already have a kickass soundtrack for this situation from the early 80's.

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from what i know about it the whole 'mandate of heaven' idea just boils down to a fancy way of saying "might makes right"
they argue that a ruler successfully taking and holding power is a sign of heavenly approval which means his position as ruler is justified. on the other hand, if a ruler loses power or is overthrown, it's a sign that he has lost heven's approval and thus deserves to fall from power.
Technically it is a fucked up pseudo-religious meritocracy. AKA Crony-Communism. The keyword when it comes to government decisions is saving face. Russia works similarly without the religious worship part and a whole heaping pile of KGB mentality. Think the Sopranos with a bunch of Vodka and 2/3 the GDP of the state of fucking Texas on the world stage. It's all dick measuring at this point.
Even Chris Chan isn't this much of a tard.

He was never intended to be president, just to lose to Obama so that Republicans could find someone better later on.
Mus-Tard? It's gold like this that keeps me coming back to this forum over and over. They couldn't even spell "Temporarily" right.
Tulsi Gabbard posted about the biolabs earlier today:
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Usual suspsects are mad:
Tulsi Gabbard is a WEF sellout hack trying to play the middle and losing horribly. If she could kindly shut the fuck up about everything I would be much more entertained. She isn't hot, and she isn't smart. She has a block shaped head, and would chop the dick off of your son given the chance. She lies for power. It's blatant pandering.

No comment on Mittens that wouldn't get me immediately banned. The guy funded private Mormon based schools in the US that throw kids in holes for a few years under the guise of reformation. They charge the parents tens of thousands of dollars a year for the privilege. The only kind thing about Mittens that I can say, is that I would beat him in Minecraft given the chance.
 
Transgender "man" heroically puts on nail polish and flees Ukraine





Totally a man.



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But it's not all bad news for Ukraine:



Putin is literally scaring Ukraine straight :hulk:
There are no Aidans in foxholes. You want the world to see you as male, but then when they might see you as male and expect you to fight with the other men you cry oppression.

I don't really judge someone for wanting to flee a war zone, I think that's perfectly understandable, but the hypocrisy here pisses me off. Actual men would be shamed for deserting but you get to be stunning and brave.

This is war time, play pretend time is over.

For some reason the fakebois whining in this situation particularly piss me off. Your ID says female, you can get through to Poland just fine, actual men of fighting age cannot, instead of whining you should be thanking God you can stay to help your mother.
 
Off-topic but I'm a say it: If I had to vote for a corporate sponsored puppet to be the face of "democracy" in the US I would vote for Tulsi. At least she is easier in the eyes, am I right fellas?

>implying Tulsi could hold a candle to the unrestrained milfy energy of kamomla harris
 
Last I checked, free speech meant allowing balance.

Try running a Pro Russain add and see if anything happens before worrying.
When every major corporation and their paid media outlets tell you Russia's wrong, the more I get convinced Russia's right, or at least Ukraine's wrong.
 
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