DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sup3r]

The pig is depriving us of any sort of good content as of late. It’s unbearable to watch this absolute specimen of a mongoloid in the capacity that he’s presenting himself as. He’s so terrified of being seen or thought of as the inept gamer cuck that he is, he’s refusing to play any truly challenging game on anything more than normal difficult so that his pathetic little ego doesn’t have to see any TIHYDP videos. Instead of embracing his aura as DSP The Gaymer, he’s trying so hard to prove himself to be a competent, entertaining, robust content creator providing meaningful content that’ll change and impact your life forever. Absolute worst form of Phil where his approach in everything is overtly cautious and devoid of any good content.

As many have said he's intentionally doing everything he can to not give people material for TIHYDPs. He hates their very existence because he sees them as what ruined his "career". When he was "swatted" he almost immediately blamed them for it happening claiming that anyone how made a TIHYDP as causing it.

Can someone explain to me whats the difference between him and the elite people playing Elden Ring and him being an Elitist in Street Fighter.

So he can complain about people whooping his ass doing "Easy Mode" shit in Street Fighter but all the people shaming him doing "Easy Mode" shit in Elden Ring aren't allowed to tell him anything?

And of course he bans the guy for being completely right.

The "elitists" for elden ring's criticisms make him feel bad and insult his ability as a "gamer" whereas him doing it with fighting games is him trying to throw his weight around because he can't play modern FGs anymore. It's all about what hurts his brittle ego.

 

[YokuNama]

End of stream.



The first hour and a half before gameplay even started:

$174

Emil Whale - $147
Everyone else - $27

The next 3 and half hours:

$1. One whole dollar during the gameplay and breaks which came in at the last 15 minutes. Proving nobody is actually there to enjoy the gameplay, the 13 year legacy Phil prides himself on, but for other outside reasons. Congrats Phil, you finally groomed your audience to pay for your life for absolutely nothing in return because you provide nothing worth value to them. Good job.

 

[TurdFondler]

You never realize how much you need the 50 bit bitches until they're gone.

 

[Surly Muppet]

$174

Emil Whale - $147
Everyone else - $27

More accurately, probably $199.
You know that OMM $25 daily tithe is sitting in his email, unread.

 

[Hogan of the South]

End of stream.

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The first hour and a half before gameplay even started:

$174

Emil Whale - $147
Everyone else - $27

The next 3 and half hours:

$1. One whole dollar during the gameplay and breaks which came in at the last 15 minutes. Proving nobody is actually there to enjoy the gameplay, the 13 year legacy Phil prides himself on, but for other outside reasons. Congrats Phil, you finally groomed your audience to pay for your life for absolutely nothing in return because you provide nothing worth value to them. Good job.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If $50 is enough to change a life, why is it that Phil can shrug off $50 tips and calls that 'bad' if that is all he received in a stream?
And why does he ask for $150 every day, triple that life changing money, and more than that after he receives $150?
And yet nothing improves, and his life doesn't change, and he asks for $150 again the next day?

This story about how much of a baller he is really just exposes how ungrateful and incompetent he is with money. He asks for six times a life changing amount of money every day and he's been floundering for 5 years now.
Give your $50 to poors like this waiter instead, so you can change their life and they can stop shopping at Wal-Mart.

The waiter would at least be grateful according to Phail's tale.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"$174 isn't enough idiots! You have to continually pay me even after the goals are reached!!.

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It will NEVER be enough.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I'm an hour ahead so 9:40 a.m. is extra early for him if he tweets as soon as he gets out of bed. I guess
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Definitely up at the crack of dawn just needs hours to prepare for a long grueling day of streaming videogames and staying up past 1 a.m.

To this day it still cracks me up that Phil talks about this as being early morning.

Are there any other streamers that had to tell their fans about DST yesterday via a tweet?

No. But to be fair most other streamers are not monumentalt mongoloids

he shops at local stores to support "local small businesses".

Like Amazon?

And of course Phil doesn't have to start at any set time. He just obsesses over it because reasons.

Listen! He has a SCHEDULE, he has to clock in every day to this schedule like any other mature adult with a totally grown up job.

Like this is some pre-scripted Ubisoft gamers talk stage demo at e3 acting.

Even Ubi fake game talk is better that Phils shit.

why is he bragging about his alleged charity?

Well if were not a dumbfuck moron detractor you would have recognized that this was a clever hit to all the true and honest fans to tip him.

Phil being the hard working waiter and the pay pigs true and honest fans being the diners

 

[detractorzer0]

I was curious about what Phil did with his streams once they were over.. It wouldn't make sense if he deleted them after begging for likes. You know what else doesn't make sense? Privating the full stream and uploading it in parts that aren't even in chronological order. So I saved the url for his stream (the url does not change, the one that is there for the stream is the same one used for the archive of it) and checked it out once the stream was over.
Sauce
So instead of letting the archived stream carry the load, (it archived at over 3k viewers) he uploads his chopped up version and spreads all those views between like thirty videos. This is something he has always done. I assume it's to cut out the parts where he is shitty to people, and to double dip on likes and views.

If you are ever, for whatever reason, interested in getting raww, ahncut, content that may get made private after the stream ends, just copy the URL and paste it into notepad for later.

 

[Whaler]

"$174 isn't enough idiots! You have to continually pay me even after the goals are reached!!.

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Kind of weird that he openly and clearly stated "I haven't had a tip in over three hours...on the stream." Guess it's safe to assume he was getting tips "behind da scenes."

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

When do we enter the era of Phil having aggressive, line crossing trolls? This non content he puts out is boring.

 

[Comma]

"$174 isn't enough idiots! You have to continually pay me even after the goals are reached!!.

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Every time you think this pathetic excuse for a man can't sink any lower...

Imagine the unfathomable amount of disdain for people in general, and especially his financial supporters, he has to have to be able to even think such a thing, let alone say it out loud and actually mean it without a hint of irony. Absolutely fucking astonishing.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

It must be working.

 

[Hogan of the South]

When do we enter the era of Phil having aggressive, line crossing trolls? This non content he puts out is boring.

This is implying anyone actually cares enough about him. His glory days are long gone and he’s just a sad pathetic lump waiting for death as he pisses wheelchairs money away and worsens their lives.

He’s made his bed and he’s definitely sleeping in it. Besides leaving him to his own devices IS the best torture one could do to him

In his own words “nothing we could do”
…to make it worse.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

It's funny but fitting that if you look at his KoF15 vids, when HE was playing one of the 3 "problematic" characters the game was great, it's was "crazy ranked streak madness" the second he gets clapped by Vanessa, one of the other "problematic" characters, he's cries like a bit..oh wait how does he put it, right a sissy pussy.

And ya know for all this chest pumping and how combos are so easy in modern fighting games, even going as far as to almost say there's auto-combos in Sf4/5. Now he didn't say it but he described an auto combo when bitching about SF4/5 so..

I've never seen him do anything more than j.HP/HK -> c.MK -> FB and that's rare. maybe he does with DeeJay or bison but it's nothing special, it's usually the DSP BnB Jump in HK/LK->cr.LKx2 -> Throw or cr.HK. Shit, I've never seen him do a raging demon, my ass can do a raging demon and I'm no ex-Evo champ best in NA for a specific year. Then there's the turtling the zoning he does with Deejay which is so his playstyle of being aggressive looking for counterattacks. It's not even aggressive zoning like keeping someone locked down in the corner he just sits in the corner using specials and safe moves to keep people away like a tur....zoner.

It's not like he's playing against people who know how to block, every opening should be at least a 3 hit combo, those have existed in SF for a while and encouraged in his precious Super Turbo.

 

[TurdFondler]

His obscurity is really saving him. If a real streamer was caught begging like this they'd be dragged through the coals.

 

[Surly Muppet]

His obscurity is really saving him. If a real streamer was caught begging like this they'd be dragged through the coals.

Every time we get something like this, I think about that time that BadBunny was berating her viewers for not subbing. She got quite a bit of flak for that, and Phil even took a few shots.

But he's given a similar speech many times since then.
It also helps that in the circles where he is not as obscure, people recognize him as the loser that jacked off on stream, and therefore him being a sleazy beggar is on-brand and easily dismissed as expected.
So he's also saved by the fact that he's already regarded as trash.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil even took a few shots.

The irony Phil and her seem like a match made in heaven.

 

[Iron Father]

RE Gatekeeping rant:

Phil "rules for thee, not for me" Burnell.

Mid-rant when you can see in his eyes that his attempt to justify his fighter gatekeeping totally failed was somecontent.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

MauLer is streaming Elden Ring right now if anyone wants to see someone have fun while sucking.

[I have no idea what I'm watching, haven't watched one minute of this game]