Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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Chris has a cursed record with Kickstarter and crowdfunding in general.
The documentary looked interesting, until they asked for 20k and everyone turned on them. Everfree looked very promising, Chris even fulfilled most of his commissions, until he fucked his mom.

Don't forget how he tried to crowdfund his legos but got nothing.
 
The documentary looked interesting, until they asked for 20k and everyone turned on them. Everfree looked very promising, Chris even fulfilled most of his commissions, until he fucked his mom.

Don't forget how he tried to crowdfund his legos but got nothing.
Whatever comes into contact with Chris, is cursed. When I looked at the CWCki article on it, I didn't know there was a leaked intro to the documentary. That minute with Chris singing is enough to tell you where the documentary is going to go.
 
As much as we all hate the Idea Guys, they gave us the Dimensional Merge, which has been a well of content long after we had all started to think Chris had run dry.
Well this is a dumb take, da dimensional merge bullshit was what caused Chris to accelerate his god complex even further and dive deeper into the pools of delusion, and whilst yes Chris has maintained contact with his orbiters and we've been keeping track of his antics ever since he took a brief spell from the internet, nothing aside from the motherfucker saga really happened that was noteworthy or genuinely funny, the only potentially hilarious thing that could have happened was Sockness making the great train trek across Burgerland to fuck Chris in the ass, but Chris's White Knights ruined that opportunity for Sockness.

You've been here since 2014, come on dude...

The idea guys shit that Wise and Boyd did was funny from their perspective, but for most of us it was just exploitative faggotry turned up a notch.
 
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As much as we all hate the Idea Guys, they gave us the Dimensional Merge, which has been a well of content long after we had all started to think Chris had run dry.

The problem is they killed the cow (Bella only dealt the final blow). CWCville existed as escapism for Chris, but he still at least acknowledged reality as a separate entity that did not follow the rules of CWCville. Before the Idea Guys, CWCville was more like heaven is to mainstream religious people. Now it's more like the beliefs of a fringe cult.

Connecting CWCville/C-197 with the real world is what destroyed Chris' reality, and what destroyed Chris.
 
CWC has gone stale for quite a while, anything beyond a certain point is trying to get milk from an old non-breeding bull. It has also been shown that anyone trying to malk CWC turns into a lolcow themselves. This document is a great way to kill time and at the same time serves as a lowkey case study on how cows become cows.

I'm sure there was some amazing tard raging when Chris was transferred, but we'll never see it unless someone hacks the hospital's network. (Don't do this, this is purely hypothetical.)
 
I'm sure there was some amazing tard raging when Chris was transferred, but we'll never see it unless someone hacks the hospital's network. (Don't do this, this is purely hypothetical.)
I don't know, I'm sure they gave him notice he would be moving and after seeing how he handled being arrested I was kind of shocked he handled it so well and didn't go into hedgehog defense mode. If he thought he was being released to go home and not moving to a different facility he would have definitely chimped out. Other than larping as Christ incarnate he has been handling the jail saga better than most expected. I think the jesus larping is only so bad because the bible is one of the few belongings he has and if anything has initials or contains some variation of "chris" he immiedately absorbs it into his retarded head-canon
 
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@SamuellyGenie will you cover how the idea guys tried to run cover for themselves here?
As much as we all hate the Idea Guys, they gave us the Dimensional Merge, which has been a well of content long after we had all started to think Chris had run dry.
Chris was going to go on an irl trip and they talked him out of it, and who knows if Jessica Quinn stepped away in part due to their influence.
 
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The problem is they killed the cow (Bella only dealt the final blow). CWCville existed as escapism for Chris, but he still at least acknowledged reality as a separate entity that did not follow the rules of CWCville. Before the Idea Guys, CWCville was more like heaven is to mainstream religious people. Now it's more like the beliefs of a fringe cult.

Connecting CWCville/C-197 with the real world is what destroyed Chris' reality, and what destroyed Chris.
When the assburger chu or whatever saga was going on chris already talked about cwcville and sonichu being real.
 
It will end with Chris' death or mine, not sure which will come first.
Honestly dude you’ve done such an amazing job I’d be perfectly happy if you just wanted to get up to the idea guys Saga and then give it a rest, you’ve provided so much content going through the bizarre disaster that is Chris’s life you deserve a rest and a medal, well done dude.
 
After everything that's happened over the last year seeing Chris put his arm around Barb and call her by her full name made me genuinely squeamish.
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