Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[The Desert Eagles Soar]

I faintly recall Geno mentioning that he was talking to people involved in Christory during some of his early streams, and I think Marvin was mentioned specifically. He's also teased about "having something to reveal" on a couple occasions, but as far as I remember, those went nowhere. Unfortunately I can't remember which streams these were talked about in.

I think that, for whatever reason, he decided to only use publicly available info on the CWCki and the Farms instead of breaking any new info himself.

If I had to guess, it's because he doesn't want to be involved with Chris stuff any deeper than he already is, or then it makes hammering out the rest of the series easier since he doesn't have to figure how/if to present new info or something. It definitely feels like he's been phoning it in for a while now.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

As much as I don’t think Chris is morally sound. I really have an aversion to call him a pedo just because. Idk why everyone in this thread is so comfortable doing that.

Because he is a rapist who have showed signs of being attracted to kids and again he RAPED HIS OWN MOTHER.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I was going to say "Chris would most likely only fuck someone he finds attractive. He'd jump at a 16-17 year old and would ignore a 14 year old for looking too young" but I don't even know anymore.

We laughed at him when he said he had sex dreams with Barb because we didn't think he actually would fuck her.

After he actually did, I'm not going to give him the benefit of the doubt anymore and I'm going to take this as an admission that he thinks that child porn should be legal.
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I take that as if it has a vagina, and it moves, he will fuck it. It doesn't even have to be a long-term relationship anymore.

 

[Ophelia]

As much as I don’t think Chris is morally sound. I really have an aversion to call him a pedo just because. Idk why everyone in this thread is so comfortable doing that.

Because it’s pretty much the worst thing you can accuse someone of being/doing.

 

[IHateTheFrench]

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2020 jersh looks fucking depressed

 

[ñññ]

I want to know will there be a dvd of the series once the whole thing is done

What for? All episodes and research material are available for free, and unless Geno does some exclusive Chris related content (interviews, house tours, stuff like that), he really has nothing to sell.

2020 jersh looks fucking depressed

What losing repeatedly to the Ralphamale does to a mf.

 

[I swear she's 18]

Chris isn't your normal pedo. He doesn't understand that minors can't consent because they haven't learned the full consequences of their actions and impulsiveness. Hence why he's okay with 16 yr olds being fair game. He however isn't attracted to little girls.

He's solely attracted to women with womenly features however, he wants a China he can COOM and breed. If given the opportunity he would. He sexed Borb because he had the opportunity and she was easy. Just down the hall vs Fiona. Which required effort. Chris isn't going to put the effort and won't even have the slightest chance (I pray) to do such a thing.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Teen Troon Squad made remarks about how creepy-feely-touchy he was even though they were minors at the time, so I can definitely agree that Chris will try to take opportunities as he unfortunately sees them. Motherfucking happened, so I wouldn’t take statutory rape or full on child diddling off the table.

The thing with Chris is that his declining morality is a “spin the wheel” scenario that we’ve seen for years. We don’t know what exactly heinous shit he’ll do next, but time has proven that with every moral crime he has committed it’s gotten gradually worse. Best case scenario he gets out of the asylum relatively rehabilitated and has a better understanding of what is right and wrong. Worst case scenario, rape (depending on how you view Barb’s capability of consent) and/or murder (if Chris is somehow physically capable of such atrocities). If there is a god and he is merciful we won’t get to the absolute worst.

We’re missing the Forrest for the trees. Chris will likely stick his dick in anything he thinks he can get away with. I’m sure he would have no issues ploughing some of the slower moving livestock. (Hmmm? Suddenly the Tranch seems like a viable option for him). He’d fuck a parakeet if he could figure out where to stick it in. The biggest thing keeping him away from kids is the fuckers move too damn fast, require too much effort on his part, and are likely to squeal on him. If it has a hole and it doesn’t require much or any exertion from him.

Similarly it is easy to see Chris deliberately killing somebody. Using a Car. If he ever got his hands on a gun he would kill himself within minutes. He’d put his eye up to the barrel and fuck around. Or he’d shoot his own dick off on accident. Any other means of murder require to much effort. Chris is first and foremost a lazy fucker.

>fucks 80 year old woman
>is a pedophile

HorseshoeFucker Theory?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

We’re missing the Forrest for the trees. Chris will likely stick his dick in anything he thinks he can get away with. I’m sure he would have no issues ploughing some of the slower moving livestock. (Hmmm? Suddenly the Tranch seems like a viable option for him). He’d fuck a parakeet if he could figure out where to stick it in. The biggest thing keeping him away from kids is the fuckers move too damn fast, require too much effort on his part, and are likely to squeal on him. If it has a hole and it doesn’t require much or any exertion from him.

To the best of our knowledge, Chris hasn't fucked dogs even though he has had ample opportunity to. He only ever entertained the idea because trolls forced him to talk about it. If he thought fucking dogs was a good thing and he'd actually fucked dogs, he would have proudly bragged about it to PandaHalo when she encouraged Chris to do it.

The fact is, he doesn't want to fuck dogs. They don't have the human secondary sexual characteristics that he's attracted to. That's also why he wouldn't fuck children -- they don't register to him as women. Teenage girls *are* biological adult women, so he'd probably do it if some 15 year old with nice boobs actually wanted to fuck him.

Rosechus are pokemon but they have human characteristics, which is why Chris would fuck them if they actually existed, and why he fucks them in his imagination. He's also okay with fucking male pokemon in his fantasies because he can warp them into being somehow more feminine. Chris does not hit on men, but if he met a hot enough M2F troon he probably could be persuaded to.

Chris doesn't see kids as anything other than someone to scream at because he lost a card game to them.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I keep pointing to the video, and this is it right here. If Chris by some miracle gets a place of his own, the guy will clutter it and be kicked out.

 

[Josterman]

What for? All episodes and research material are available for free, and unless Geno does some exclusive Chris related content (interviews, house tours, stuff like that), he really has nothing to sell.

What losing repeatedly to the Ralphamale does to a mf.

I mean someone probably made it into one at this point.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

One thing that I've seen, but doesn't surprise me in this video is Chris' telling of his altercation with the PVCC English professor. It's no surprise Chris likens his 'enemies' as fictional villains, and the English professor is of course Robotnik. Chris didn't have a chance in college and only squeaked by due to the 'tsim; he should've been expelled.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

They don't house rapists with roommates in the psychward; so if you expand your definition of "place of his own" to his room in the institution, then you'd be half right. However, apart from tear-proof sheets and a rubber shower curtain, he won't have very many possessions with which to clutter his cell.

Unless he's in because of a violent outburst, he won't be in a padded cell or anything. He'll just have a normal single-occupant room. This is what they look like:

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[SamuellyGenie]

2020
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Thanks for the fresh pics!

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

I was going to say "Chris would most likely only fuck someone he finds attractive. He'd jump at a 16-17 year old and would ignore a 14 year old for looking too young" but I don't even know anymore.

We laughed at him when he said he had sex dreams with Barb because we didn't think he actually would fuck her.

After he actually did, I'm not going to give him the benefit of the doubt anymore and I'm going to take this as an admission that he thinks that child porn should be legal.
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I believe that Zapina is a 14 year old in this comic. Chris believes that it's a "dumb law" to forbid a 14 year old from making pornography. Therefore, Chris is a pedofork, you dorks. It's really very simple.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

murder (if Chris is somehow physically capable of such atrocities). If there is a god and he is merciful we won’t get to the absolute worst.

Physical exertion is Chris’ kryptonite. Even in the classic era, the most he did was smash his ps3 or do a few Kung fu moves in front of a camera.

Murder takes effort. Chris would rather curse someone, and pray that magi chan smites them instead

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Fixed that for you.

Nah, this is the only thing available in the Chandler household.

1/4 of the calories and 1,000 % more protein. Goes down salty.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

I was going to say "Chris would most likely only fuck someone he finds attractive. He'd jump at a 16-17 year old and would ignore a 14 year old for looking too young" but I don't even know anymore.

We laughed at him when he said he had sex dreams with Barb because we didn't think he actually would fuck her.

After he actually did, I'm not going to give him the benefit of the doubt anymore and I'm going to take this as an admission that he thinks that child porn should be legal.
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Chris is a lot of terrible things but calling him a pedo doesn't sit right with me. I think he's just super autistic and doesn't understand boundaries. The Idea Guys manipulated Chris into believing he was one with Cryzle Rosechu who they said was 15 meanwhile Cryzle is indistinguishable from every other adult Rosechu Chris has drawn. And from all the other information about the idea guys it kinda sounds like they just showed him pictures of random anime characters and asked Chris if he would fuck them, then pulled the gatchya on him. I don't think Chris would actively pursue a real real minor.

Maybe your right and that's just wishful thinking at this point. Chris is so far gone even more so than back in 2018 when all this stuff was going down.

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris is a lot of terrible things but calling him a pedo doesn't sit right with me. I think he's just super autistic and doesn't understand boundaries. The Idea Guys manipulated Chris into believing he was one with Cryzle Rosechu who they said was 15 meanwhile Cryzle is indistinguishable from every other adult Rosechu Chris has drawn. And from all the other information about the idea guys it kinda sounds like they just showed him pictures of random anime characters and asked Chris if he would fuck them, then pulled the gatchya on him. I don't think Chris would actively pursue a real real minor.

Maybe your right and that's just wishful thinking at this point. Chris is so far gone even more so than back in 2018 when all this stuff was going down.

If not understanding boundaries means he's getting too handsy with kids then he's a pedophile. Again, him saying that child pornography being a "dumb law" in the comics to me is the same as when he admitted he had sex dreams of his mom.

I obviously don't think he's exclusively attracted to minors (he fucked his mom who's nearly twice his age) I just think he would fuck a 15 year old if he knew he would get away with it.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I believe that Zapina is a 14 year old in this comic. Chris believes that it's a "dumb law" to forbid a 14 year old from making pornography. Therefore, Chris is a pedofork, you dorks. It's really very simple.

No, Rosechu talking about 'dumb laws' is talking about child labour, not cheese pizza. I mean, approving of child labour if it helps a nudie shoot isn't exactly impeccable morals either, but it's not half as bad as the old CP.