Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[ABE LINN COHN]

Michael Snyder May have a different take to this.

I mean Chris wasn't speeding when he ran the jew over

 

[Cockadoodle85]

I’m inclined to think this is how it’s meant to be understood. She does work elsewhere, but Chris is really bad at continuity and generally making sense.

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Sex with a minor teen is seriously go to hell bad. Sex with a child is extremely go to the special hell bad. Chris might do the first one, but people accuse him of being interested in the second and it’s just not something he’s ever indicated he thought of. The degree of difference does matter.

The jenkin jinkims fanfic about preteen boys having an orgy came from the mind of a man who enjoyed imaging and writing that. Chris wouldnt turn down pussy or ass because its under 18. (or under 13)

 

[Ophelia]

The jenkin jinkims fanfic about preteen boys having an orgy came from the mind of a man who enjoyed imaging and writing that. Chris wouldnt turn down pussy or ass because its under 18. (or under 13)

This interpretation might say more about your mind than Chris’s.

 

[Crusader King 1]

What kids did he get handsy with, the TTS?

You don't have to actually touch a minor to be considered a predator.

Chris is extremely opportunistic in nature. He wrote about wanting sexual interactions with underage kids, elderly, and so much more.

So why did Chris choose the elderly? Because his mom was an easy target.

Are you telling me, wholeheartedly, that you believe Chris wouldn't touch a minor inappropriately if they had lived in his household? Honest answer now.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

This interpretation might say more about your mind than Chris’s.

Nah. Writing a detailed story like that took effort that most people especially chris wouldnt have put in if he didnt like that.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

The jenkin jinkims fanfic about preteen boys having an orgy came from the mind of a man who enjoyed imaging and writing that. Chris wouldnt turn down pussy or ass because its under 18. (or under 13)

That was such a strange thing for Chris to just pull out of his ass. One thing people don't realize is that Chris was in the Cub Scouts for less than a year in 1988. Right up until he was kicked out and banned for some unknown reason. Speculation runs riot when you mix in Chris's hatred of homosexuals and coming out with a really detailed (for him) "story" about sexual things at a boys camp...

 

[Jack Awful]

That was such a strange thing for Chris to just pull out of his ass. One thing people don't realize is that Chris was in the Cub Scouts for less than a year in 1988. Right up until he was kicked out and banned for some unknown reason. Speculation runs riot when you mix in Chris's hatred of homosexuals and coming out with a really detailed (for him) "story" about sexual things at a boys camp...

I mean, it's Chris. He could have easily tard raged when told he had to go do outdoor stuff with the rest of the troop.

 

[Ophelia]

He wrote about wanting sexual interactions with underage kids,

When?

So why did Chris choose the elderly? Because his mom was an easy target.

He didn’t chose “the elderly.” He chose BARB specifically.

Are you telling me, wholeheartedly, that you believe Chris wouldn't touch a minor inappropriately if they had lived in his household? Honest answer now.

A minor teenager? He might. A minor child? We don’t have reason to believe he would intentionally do this.

 

[Crusader King 1]

When?

Have you seen the comprehensive videos? 59-61 has a few examples, but there are examples riddled throughout the series.

If the future excuse you want to give is that "he was forced to do it by other people", then you would have to explain why he slept with his elderly mom and not just wrote about it.

He didn’t chose “the elderly.” He chose BARB specifically.

He chose what was weakest and could take advantage of. That happened to be his elderly mom. A helpless child, which he wrote about wanting to sleep with, wouldn't be much different in the department of helplessness.

A minor teenager? He might. A minor child? We don’t have reason to believe he would intentionally do this.

I respectfully disagree then.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

A helpless child, which he wrote about wanting to sleep with,

Where? This is a new one on me.

 

[Crusader King 1]

Where? This is a new one on me.

It's new of you to hear Chris admitted to being a "pedofork"? Really? Literally this thread is based on videos that explicitly have Chris mentioning that.

Again, the only argument you can have is that "people forced Chris to say it". But that's a pretty big excuse considering he's in jail for sexual crimes against the helpless as is.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

So where has Chris clearly written that he wants to fuck a child?

 

[Cockadoodle85]

So where has Chris clearly written that he wants to fuck a child?

Jenkin jinkins story was a whole fanfic about 8 years olds having sex. You cant even say he was forced, he came up with shit on his own and he clearly put effort into it.
You can go "lalala cant hear you" and ignore the signs just as how people ignored the borb fuck signs before it happened.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Jenkin jinkins story was a whole fanfic about 8 years olds having sex. You cant even say he was forced, he came up with shit on his own and he clearly put effort into it.
You can go "lalala cant hear you" and ignore the signs just as how people ignored the borb fuck signs before it happened.

Jenkins Jinkies story was about something that happened a long time ago, not about older Jenkins wanting to fuck kids. He doesn't describe it as pleasant, either. Also, while it raises the possibility that Chris had something happen to him in Cub Scouts, it's doubtful. Jenkins also lost his virginity in high school, which Chris definitely did not.

The "pedofork admission" mentioned 16 year olds, not kids. So regardless of whether or not you believe all the assertions in it to be true (including the scat fetish, and wanting to fuck Decepticons and Autobots), or just the machinations of the Idea Guys, it's not relevant.

Furthermore, the Idea Guys also got Chris to say he was willing to have a guy fuck him in the ass for $100, an offer Sockness would have gladly taken him up on if Chris really meant it. This did not happen.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

Jenkins Jinkies story was about something that happened a long time ago, not about older Jenkins wanting to fuck kids. He doesn't describe it as pleasant, either. Also, while it raises the possibility that Chris had something happen to him in Cub Scouts, it's doubtful. Jenkins also lost his virginity in high school, which Chris definitely did not.

The "pedofork admission" mentioned 16 year olds, not kids. So regardless of whether or not you believe all the assertions in it to be true (including the scat fetish, and wanting to fuck Decepticons and Autobots), or just the machinations of the Idea Guys, it's not relevant.

Furthermore, the Idea Guys also got Chris to say he was willing to have a guy fuck him in the ass for $100, an offer Sockness would have gladly taken him up on if Chris really meant it. This did not happen.

""""You can go "lalala cant hear you" and ignore the signs just as how people ignored the borb fuck signs before it happened.""""

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Chris wrote the Jenkin Jinkies stories because he actually believed his trolls were faggots. He believed he was being trolled by actual gay twink boys, and it would make him fit in. It could come from a real place of something that happened to him, or it could be entirely autism. Just like how he believes punching a hole in the wall in his bathroom will let him go to toontown and fuck cartoons.

However, If any person was stuck in the house with Chris for years he probably would do something inappropriate with them, if they were unable to prevent it.

 

[SamuellyGenie]

Chris wrote the Jenkin Jinkies stories because he actually believed his trolls were faggots. He believed he was being trolled by actual gay twink boys, and it would make him fit in. It could come from a real place of something that happened to him, or it could be entirely autism. Just like how he believes punching a hole in the wall in his bathroom will let him go to toontown and fuck cartoons.

However, If any person was stuck in the house with Chris for years he probably would do something inappropriate with them, if they were unable to prevent it.

Apparently the story was inspired by Peter Griffin's parrot squawking "I had a gay experience at camp!"

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Apparently the story was inspired by Peter Griffin's parrot squawking "I had a gay experience at camp!"

Why am I not surprised.

 

[Crusader King 1]

You can go "lalala cant hear you" and ignore the signs just as how people ignored the borb fuck signs before it happened.

I don't know why so people are downvoting this guys point.

He's basically just saying "there was signs of Chris wanting to fuck his mom, well before he did, and those signs were largely ignored." And the signs were him writing about wanting to fuck his mom wanting intercourse with minors.

Now the question is "is there any signs Chris would fuck a minor", and there most certainly are, including yet again, the same signs that he wanted to fuck his mom, by writing about it.

I wouldn't have thought Chris would do anything to his mom before he actually did, and yet the signs were there. It would be extremally foolish for me to believe he wouldn't want to do anything with the other demographics he talked about having intercourse with, including minors.

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, Shame on me."

 

[Hogar Grupal]

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, Shame on me."

This is basically how to describe Chris when he goes saga after saga with the promise of boyfriend-free girls who turn out to be trolls. Chris has been fooled more than twice, yet doesn't feel shamed, which he did.