Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Amazing Criminal]

Somehow, every death in Kyanka's bloodline so far was a blessing in disguise. I feel for dem keeds, because they lost two close family members, but they were both actively harmful to them. I hope they understand it's not their fault.

 

[Poxy Fuckwit]

Does anybody know if Rich's dad is still alive, or is he deceased as well? I thought I remembered something about Kyanka saying that his father left him when he was a child, but that could've been someone else though.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Does anybody know if Rich's dad is still alive, or is he deceased as well? I thought I remembered something about Kyanka saying that his father left him when he was a child, but that could've been someone else though.

The obituary notes that Carol is survived by her husband.

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

Rest In Peace, sorry about your son

 

[RazorBackBacon]

That's just how it be on this bitch of an Earth. If reincarnation is real, I hope Mama Kyanka isn't such a cunt in her next life.

 

[break these cuffs]

That's just how it be on this bitch of an Earth. If reincarnation is real, I hope Mama Kyanka isn't such a cunt in her next life.

I hope she gets reincarnated as a dung beetle or worse yet, a British.

 

[ln18]

This is like Mood House all over again.

 

[Never Scored]

I hope she gets reincarnated as a dung beetle or worse yet, a British.

I hope Lowtax gets reincarnated as an SA poster at the mercy of the mods.

 

[ddw]

The more likely scenario is that since momtax is a boomer, there’s nothing left for them to inherit.

my grandpa's from the silent generation and i get $50k from his greenwich village apartment once the paperwork clears and it's sold

 

[Lame Entropy]

From the sounds of it she was a huge bitch but no parent should outlive their child. RIP Mrs. Bitch lady.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Such a inconsequential person to grave dance on.

 

[evilsponge]

RIP Mommy your family died as it lived, full of gay and fail

 

[biozeminadae1]

Lowtax's actions have stained him and his family forever. Even in death, his specter is causing them trouble. I want to hate this guy, yet still I just can't...

 

[Thumb Butler]

I hope she gets reincarnated as a dung beetle

I hope she gets reincarnated as a tranny prostitute (what you said).

 

[Fuzhou]

Taxmom, aka Carol Kyanka, died two days ago. At least her son won't show up at the funeral in a drug haze and slurredly deliver half a funeral oration on the subject of "vindication" before passing out.

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I mean, this is sadder than when Rich died. Rich was a pile of shit, I don’t know much about Carol.

 

[break these cuffs]

I mean, this is sadder than when Rich died. Rich was a pile of shit, I don’t know much about Carol.

She tried to get Leafwife deported and sent horrible messages to her. Lowtax learned how to be a piece of shit from his mom.

 

[White Devil]

She tried to get Leafwife deported and sent horrible messages to her. Lowtax learned how to be a piece of shit from his mom.

Yes, this one incident sums up her whole life.

 

[Zeke Can't Sleep]

And to think that in spite of not wanting to work a day in his life, all Lowtax had to do was get a job or even just take hold of SA and turn it back into something really profitable and spend less on frivolous shit. Either one of these options could have made his life just a little bit easier, or at least left something for his kids.

cant even be mad, its just a shame.

 

[Dan Abrams]

Half of the Kyanka family is dead now? Sounds like vindication to me.

 

[Spunt]

Summary of Momtax's antics for those unaware of what a piece of shit she was:

- Gave birth to Lowtax (unforgivable)
- Moulded him into the coddled mommy's boy that he was throughout his life (he phoned her every day well into his 40's)
- Bailed Lowtax out every time he got in legal or financial trouble (owing taxes, his first divorce)
- Was aware, and presumably endorsed, LowTax's refusal to complete Ashli's immigration paperwork, threatening her with deportation if she ever stood up to her worthless son.
- After the first DV incident involving Ashli (when Ashli was arrested rather than LowT, though it sounds like self-defence to me) she handed her daughter-in-law over to ICE. She then, at LowT's request, somehow sprung her from ICE custody before she could be deported - apparently Ashli spent a month in immigration detention away from her young daughter. The message this was supposed to send to Ashli was clear - I could have you arrested, imprisoned, your child taken away from you and deported if you complain too hard about my son beating you up and cheating on you.
- After Ashli fled to the shelter, she tracked the first shelter down and tried to have Ashli arrested by ICE, except this time there were legal barriers in place to prevent abusers from doing what LowTax and MomTax did.
- This forced Ashli to flee to a second shelter, which Momtax tried to locate without success, to try to get Ashli deported. The legal protection from Momtax's stalking only applied in the shelter, forcing Ashli and a 6-year-old girl to live in a single room with shared bathroom facilities for over a year with no income and literally unable to leave the building.
- Tried to have Ashli's GoFundMe taken down, sent abusive messages to people who shared the link on Social Media.
- Fought tooth and nail to stop Ashli (and therefore her grand-daughter) getting anything from the divorce. Also told LolTax to stop sending abusive messages to Ashli (who was still in the shelter) because it would harm his case (clearly without success).
- The day LowT died she sent a barrage of abusive messages to Ashli blaming her for Richard's suicide.
- Continued to fight tooth and nail to prevent Ashli getting any of LowT's estate even after his death, trying to secure his inheritance (about $90,000 in cash held in escrow by restraining order) for herself at the expense of her own grand-daughter.

So yeah, no tears shed here. She was Richard's enabler-in-chief and the sheer level of vindictiveness she showed would do her failson proud.